Lorne's current mindset

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Lorne's current mindset Apr 27, 2018 5:08:23 GMT -5

Post by Squirrelcake on Apr 27, 2018 5:08:23 GMT -5

I'm relatively new to the deep lorne saga, I have been a fan of TCAP and was aware of the memes of Lorne for the past decade but I've only gotten into Lorne's post TCAP saga in the past two months. I feel like there are many cawls and voicemails I'm missing but I am mostly really curious about the current mental state of Lorne. Is he still in the same delusional state that he seemed to be in during the January 2018 Ramona cawls? It made me viscerally angry that he was forcing Ramona to say that she loved him even after finding out she was dating Corey for 5 years. I can't help but feel really angry that Ramona allowed the guy to walk away from those phone cawls thinking that he had won her love. It made her whole supposed "goal" of helping Lorne become a better person seem like a pizza shit. The guy just walked away not only feeling like a victim but feeling like Ramona actually loved him and was going to leave Corey. It's feels like the breakup cawl was pointless because not only does he feel like they are still "together" but he thinks it was awl Embers doing and that he has made Ramonuh fall in love with him. It was an Ember plot but what was the point if the dude still thinks him and Ramonuh are in some secret romance? It makes me physically angry to listen to the 2 phone cawls from January because he walks away from both of them having learned nothing. I guess my question is are there cawls I'm missing, or has the dude done a complete 360 and learned absolutely nothing from being catfished yet again for the past year?

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Post by brando316 on Apr 27, 2018 5:30:52 GMT -5

I cannot believe he is falling for this again. I get that he is lonely and obviously desperate. It seems he is one of those guys who puts number one priority on having a girlfriend. Doesn't care if he is broke or unemployed as long as he has a girlfriend. And he probably thinks it is easier to get Ramona to fall in love with him (or back in love with him in his mind) than it would be to find someone new. But he seriously needs to look at what Ramona has put him through. He was so stressed out and jealous over the doctor only to find out he never existed. Because of his relationship with Ramona personal stuff about Lorne and his family, stuff none of us would have known, is all over the internet and none of it makes him look good. Again I get that he's desperate but even people like him have to have a little self respect.

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Post by bubbazanetti on Apr 27, 2018 13:34:27 GMT -5

One thing I admire about Lorne is his own self worth. All of his tears are fake and exist only to get sympathy from others. He doesn't feel sorry for himself at all though. If I were in his shoes I would have a hard time keeping the shotgun barrel out of my mouth. But he really doesn't seem depressed. I think he still feels that success and love are just around the corner for him. Like he's going to meet some fresh faced 18 year old cutie tomorrow that will fall in love with him and marry him. Then they'll have lots of kids and all snuggle around the fireplace on cold Maine winter nights. It's almost like Hitler in his bunker at the end of the war. Moving units that didn't exist anymore on a map. Feeling his was still going to win this thing.

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Lorne's current mindset Apr 27, 2018 13:49:51 GMT -5

Post by tommypeacock356 on Apr 27, 2018 13:49:51 GMT -5

The dude has never changed. He's been catfished online by Amanda James, Vanessa Parker, Ember, and now Ramona. These relationships have basically taken up the last 15-20 years of his life. Then the only irl relationship he has had in this time was with Nikki who left him in serious debt without any physical contact. Lorne simply does not possess the will or drive to change his habits. If he was to learn something, he should have learned 15 years ago when he got "scammed" by Amanda James and stopped trying to look for meaningful romantic relationships over the internet. At this point he is seriously a lost cause unless something drastic happens.

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Lorne's current mindset Apr 27, 2018 16:00:04 GMT -5

Post by dickhungwell on Apr 27, 2018 16:00:04 GMT -5

Some of the Ramona calls are borderline depressing. If Lorne isn't depressed now I don't know what would be his breaking point. I do have a level of resentment when listening to these calls, while Ramona says she doesn't love Lorne, she has said he's her boyfriend. Lorne is simple enough to let this be the greenlight to keep her around. It's like listening to someone get tortured.

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Lorne's current mindset Apr 27, 2018 22:35:46 GMT -5

Post by DamnItMrPThisIsNotGoodNews on Apr 27, 2018 22:35:46 GMT -5

There are times when I think Lorne knows it is too late for any positive change in his situation. He knows he will die poor and lonely without any real accomplishments. Ramona and the community provide him with human interaction, something he would not probably get outside of family, counseling/law-related commitments, and work, and does not care if he is being insulted. If true, it might be best to cut the line immediately, especially when he is deeply into it again. That would be more punishing, since he has desires for interactions and is desperate for attention. Maybe he is that stewpid and is currently being cawdfished again, I just can't believe a person can be this pathetic and unwilling to learn from similar past experiences. Maybe he was abused both mentally and sexually by his family and is unable to properly function, but he wasn't too broken to graduate high school, have friends and a woman, and even had a stay in the Air Force, regardless how rudimentary or mundane those opportunities and tasks are to "normal" people. Has Lorne gone insane or does he seriously lack the ability to comprehend his situation. I only see him drinking and smoking himself to death, and maybe he drives under the influence and crashes to his death. I just don't see much alternatives for him, unless he goes maniac and proceeds to kill his family, which would be too much work for him to ever actually plan or act out. Oh well, at least he led to a community developing around him and brought as together as community, even if the original community fractured and collapsed, so even that failed, lull.

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Apr 28, 2018 2:31:16 GMT -5 @dougiejones said:

The only people who would know his mindset is Ember and Ramona, if he still talks to them. Why are you asking here?

Well yell at him why don't you.

That's like... coooooool.

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Lorne's current mindset Apr 28, 2018 15:25:34 GMT -5 via mobile

Post by Amy Mcphetridge on Apr 28, 2018 15:25:34 GMT -5

I just don't know how ppl have the patience to talk to him for extended lengths of times. I would probably want to murder him after a short period of time.

The thing is, there are bigger losers out there than Lorne who can get a partner. So, I wonder why he can't?

Don't get me wrong. Lorne has nothing of value to offer a woman but that would automatically attract some women I know that are always picking losers and then wondering why they get treated like shit. They will run completely over a good guy to get to some asshole like Lorne or worse than Lorne.

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Post by O-rested on Apr 28, 2018 17:06:13 GMT -5

Lorne's current mindset is no different than it ever was. He must have developed degenerate fantasies dreamed up online in the mind about his ideal woman many years ago and has never let go of them despite all of the misery they've brought him. His ideal female figure is caveman-esqe and outdated not by decades but by centuries, which probably explains why he went after children and is still a danger to them now.

He will never learn a damn thing from his experiences because he is completely dominated by women and sex.

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Post by EveryGreatManHasAWomanBehindHe on Apr 28, 2018 18:07:06 GMT -5

Apr 28, 2018 17:06:13 GMT -5 O-rested said:

Lorne's current mindset is no different than it ever was. He must have developed degenerate fantasies dreamed up online in the mind about his ideal woman many years ago and has never let go of them despite all of the misery they've brought him. His ideal female figure is caveman-esqe and outdated not by decades but by centuries, which probably explains why he went after children and is still a danger to them now.

He will never learn a damn thing from his experiences because he is completely dominated by women and sex.

Lorne just wants to be touched by an angel, what's wrong what that!

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Apr 28, 2018 18:07:06 GMT -5 EveryGreatManHasAWomanBehindHe said:

Apr 28, 2018 17:06:13 GMT -5 O-rested said:

Lorne's current mindset is no different than it ever was. He must have developed degenerate fantasies dreamed up online in the mind about his ideal woman many years ago and has never let go of them despite all of the misery they've brought him. His ideal female figure is caveman-esqe and outdated not by decades but by centuries, which probably explains why he went after children and is still a danger to them now.

He will never learn a damn thing from his experiences because he is completely dominated by women and sex.

Lorne just wants to be touched by an angel, what's wrong what that!

If angels existed, Lorne would do all the touching.

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Post by lullcat on Apr 28, 2018 22:59:23 GMT -5

Apr 28, 2018 15:25:34 GMT -5 Amy Mcphetridge said:

I just don't know how ppl have the patience to talk to him for extended lengths of times. I would probably want to murder him after a short period of time.

The thing is, there are bigger losers out there than Lorne who can get a partner. So, I wonder why he can't?

Don't get me wrong. Lorne has nothing of value to offer a woman but that would automatically attract some women I know that are always picking losers and then wondering why they get treated like shit. They will run completely over a good guy to get to some asshole like Lorne or worse than Lorne.

I don't get this either, because I know guys who are disarmingly ugly, total d-bags, and super unsuccessful who get some. The only guys who don't tend to be the Jeff Stacy types that are convinced it is entirely hopeless and that jerking off is way easier/better. The best answer I have is that Lorne is clearly the type of guy who has an inflated sense of self and is also far too picky when it comes to women he thinks are "in his league." Add this to his gullibility and it's no wonder he's constantly engaging with women online when he could actually be getting some, or possibly getting into a semi-legit relationship with a local gal.

We have to remember that instead of looking for a drunk woman in the bar where he sang karaoke, Lorne was spending lots of time and effort laying the groundwork for a long-term relationship with the 13 year old daughter of two millionaire doctors that he was going to sneak-screw for 5 years until he could legally marry her and they could tour the country (world?) when he was a famous country singer. Ugh, and that...how the hell can a grown ass man still hold onto that childish belief that he will "be famous someday?" Lorne is just flat-out nuts and crazy men, unlike crazy women, don't get much lovin.

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Apr 28, 2018 22:59:23 GMT -5 lullcat said:

Apr 28, 2018 15:25:34 GMT -5 Amy Mcphetridge said:

I just don't know how ppl have the patience to talk to him for extended lengths of times. I would probably want to murder him after a short period of time.

The thing is, there are bigger losers out there than Lorne who can get a partner. So, I wonder why he can't?

Don't get me wrong. Lorne has nothing of value to offer a woman but that would automatically attract some women I know that are always picking losers and then wondering why they get treated like shit. They will run completely over a good guy to get to some asshole like Lorne or worse than Lorne.

I don't get this either, because I know guys who are disarmingly ugly, total d-bags, and super unsuccessful who get some. The only guys who don't tend to be the Jeff Stacy types that are convinced it is entirely hopeless and that jerking off is way easier/better. The best answer I have is that Lorne is clearly the type of guy who has an inflated sense of self and is also far too picky when it comes to women he thinks are "in his league." Add this to his gullibility and it's no wonder he's constantly engaging with women online when he could actually be getting some, or possibly getting into a semi-legit relationship with a local gal.

We have to remember that instead of looking for a drunk woman in the bar where he sang karaoke, Lorne was spending lots of time and effort laying the groundwork for a long-term relationship with the 13 year old daughter of two millionaire doctors that he was going to sneak-screw for 5 years until he could legally marry her and they could tour the country (world?) when he was a famous country singer. Ugh, and that...how the hell can a grown ass man still hold onto that childish belief that he will "be famous someday?" Lorne is just flat-out nuts and crazy men, unlike crazy women, don't get much lovin.

Well, he is famous now.

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Post by UnclePlayWithUs on Apr 29, 2018 1:06:19 GMT -5

Apr 28, 2018 23:11:26 GMT -5 Amy Mcphetridge said:

Apr 28, 2018 22:59:23 GMT -5 lullcat said:

I don't get this either, because I know guys who are disarmingly ugly, total d-bags, and super unsuccessful who get some. The only guys who don't tend to be the Jeff Stacy types that are convinced it is entirely hopeless and that jerking off is way easier/better. The best answer I have is that Lorne is clearly the type of guy who has an inflated sense of self and is also far too picky when it comes to women he thinks are "in his league." Add this to his gullibility and it's no wonder he's constantly engaging with women online when he could actually be getting some, or possibly getting into a semi-legit relationship with a local gal.

We have to remember that instead of looking for a drunk woman in the bar where he sang karaoke, Lorne was spending lots of time and effort laying the groundwork for a long-term relationship with the 13 year old daughter of two millionaire doctors that he was going to sneak-screw for 5 years until he could legally marry her and they could tour the country (world?) when he was a famous country singer. Ugh, and that...how the hell can a grown ass man still hold onto that childish belief that he will "be famous someday?" Lorne is just flat-out nuts and crazy men, unlike crazy women, don't get much lovin.

Well, he is famous now.

He's got three words for you stupid fucks:

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Lorne's current mindset Apr 30, 2018 1:18:57 GMT -5

Post by Squirrelcake on Apr 30, 2018 1:18:57 GMT -5

Apr 28, 2018 2:31:16 GMT -5 @dougiejones said:

The only people who would know his mindset is Ember and Ramona, if he still talks to them. Why are you asking here?

Because, tt's a place dedicated to the discussion of Lorne. Where else would I ask questions about how he feels about Ramonuh and whether he is actually trying to continue the relationship give the last two cawls uploaded on January 14th and 16th. He was incessantly asking Ramonuh what she was wearing and trying to get her to come visit him despite the fact that he knows she has a boyfriend and catfished him for the better part of a year. Also, It's a question!!

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Post by bubbazanetti on May 1, 2018 13:19:39 GMT -5

In 1944, the famous Soviet sniper Roza Shanina captured 3 German infantrymen. As she was beginning to lead them back to rear HQ one of them turned to her and said "Gut oder Kaputt?" More or less meaning "Are we good or are we finished?" She just said to them "You're good." They likely died months later in a Gulag but for that very minute I'm sure they felt relief as if everything was going to be ok. This is Lorne's problem. Every time he does some incredibly stupid shit for the umpteenth time some little part of him tells him "You're good." And this motherfucker just keeps on trucking. Despite facing the consequences time and again he just keeps telling himself that he's good. Nothing to worry about. In some aspects of life this is commendable. Like a college student or an athlete or anyone attempting to accomplish something that is not a crime. In his never ending quest for e-pussy, Lorne just keeps going and going. There is nothing inside him that tells him that he is Kaputt. No other person can tell him. He has to tell himself. One of these days, some tiny little speck of intelligence in his melon will inform him that he needs to stop trying to live the life he thinks he deserves and start living the life he actually deserves. Like working honestly, paying taxes and giving up on trying to share his DNA with any other living organism.

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Post by HardChuck1HasNohthingOnMrP on May 3, 2018 0:22:28 GMT -5

May 2, 2018 19:07:46 GMT -5 Arthur Sadsack said:

I think it's just his bizarre way of trying to be famous. He can't be as dumb as he appears to be on the surface.

Somedays it seemed like he had to be in it, since he was receiving warnings from "the community" and his P.O. and therapist, but even now, after everything that happened and was revealed, he's still flirting with Ramona and might be in the middle of another cawdfishing saga. I believe he knows about being trolled, but wanted to use his infamy for profit, but that failed, so what he now wants at the minimum is human interaction, especially with women. I bet Lorne thinks if he goes on with the act, at some point, some female from the community will send sexpics, masturbatory videos, or participate in phone sex with him to get exclusive content from him, and this would be the next best thing to sex. Or he is truly a fucking idiot with serious emotional or mental limitations.

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Post by Squirrelcake on May 3, 2018 3:34:40 GMT -5

May 1, 2018 13:19:39 GMT -5 bubbazanetti said:

In 1944, the famous Soviet sniper Roza Shanina captured 3 German infantrymen. As she was beginning to lead them back to rear HQ one of them turned to her and said "Gut oder Kaputt?" More or less meaning "Are we good or are we finished?" She just said to them "You're good." They likely died months later in a Gulag but for that very minute I'm sure they felt relief as if everything was going to be ok. This is Lorne's problem. Every time he does some incredibly stupid shit for the umpteenth time some little part of him tells him "You're good." And this motherfucker just keeps on trucking. Despite facing the consequences time and again he just keeps telling himself that he's good. Nothing to worry about. In some aspects of life this is commendable. Like a college student or an athlete or anyone attempting to accomplish something that is not a crime. In his never ending quest for e-pussy, Lorne just keeps going and going. There is nothing inside him that tells him that he is Kaputt. No other person can tell him. He has to tell himself. One of these days, some tiny little speck of intelligence in his melon will inform him that he needs to stop trying to live the life he thinks he deserves and start living the life he actually deserves. Like working honestly, paying taxes and giving up on trying to share his DNA with any other living organism.

The thought of him having kids is truly horrifying. I also don't think he could have a physical relationship with a woman and not physically assault her on a regular basis. We know for a fact that he would mentally abuse her regularly.

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Post by Squirrelcake on May 3, 2018 3:37:00 GMT -5

May 2, 2018 19:07:46 GMT -5 Arthur Sadsack said:

I think it's just his bizarre way of trying to be famous. He can't be as dumb as he appears to be on the surface.

I certainly think he's smart enough to realize he's being suckered in but he's too desperate and narcissistic to not power through for the attention and promise of sex. He is definitely as dumb as he appears to be or he thinks everyone else is dumb enough to believe the constant stream of lies that pour out of his mouth.

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May 3, 2018 0:22:28 GMT -5 HardChuck1HasNohthingOnMrP said:

May 2, 2018 19:07:46 GMT -5 Arthur Sadsack said:

I think it's just his bizarre way of trying to be famous. He can't be as dumb as he appears to be on the surface.

Or he is truly a fucking idiot with serious emotional or mental limitations.

This.

That's like... coooooool.

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May 3, 2018 3:37:00 GMT -5 Squirrelcake said:

May 2, 2018 19:07:46 GMT -5 Arthur Sadsack said:

I think it's just his bizarre way of trying to be famous. He can't be as dumb as he appears to be on the surface.

I certainly think he's smart enough to realize he's being suckered in but he's too desperate and narcissistic to not power through for the attention and promise of sex. He is definitely as dumb as he appears to be or he thinks everyone else is dumb enough to believe the constant stream of lies that pour out of his mouth.

I’m sorry but I’m going to rant a little here. He can’t be as dumb as he appears?

Lorne barely made it through public high school. He tried to quit more than once but his mom said if he quit he would have to get a job. Working was worse than school in Lorne’s mind so he stuck it out.

Lorne was let out of his military commitment because he couldn’t pass his tests.

Lorne loved Amanda James and sent her gifts and money for many months. His sister knew she was a fraud after a short phone call with her.

Lorne couldn’t perform a simple carpentry job, so he just left with the money he was paid in advance.

Lorne spent a month talking to Kayla, falling in love with her.

Lorne didn’t notice Casey looked and spoke nothing like Kayla.

Lorne wrote the most ridiculous legal writs in history while in prison.

Lorne “wrote a book”. Did he really? Did someone else write it for him?

Lorne can’t keep a menial job for more then a few months without fucking up and getting fired.

Lorne doesn’t know how to pay bills.

Lorne doesn’t know how to work a computer and needed excessive hand holding from friends and family to even post a YouTube video.

Lorne was taken for $10k by Nikkie, a woman he never kissed.

Lorne believes everything a woman has ever told him.

Lorne is incapable of learning from his past mistakes. Lorne is so dumb he doesn’t know he’s dumb, repeatedly calling himself clever and smart and referring to others as ignorant dumbasses.

In all seriousness, I would estimate Lorne has an IQ between 40-60. When sober. Barely trainable, barely employable, and better off if he lives under adult supervision. Barely self aware. About as intelligent as a bonobo or a parrot.

When drunk, it’s estimated IQ drops 25 points.

My point is this: never underestimate Lorne’s stupidity. Yes, he is that stupid. I once said, defending Lorne’s intelligence, “yeah but he was one of the few predators to ask for an attorney during the interrogation, that shows some smarts, right?” and I was corrected. Lorne only asked for an attorney so he wouldn’t have to suffer the humiliation of having another man show him a photo of his own penis.

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