The way he acts after Tony died, i.e. trying to get over there and take stuff is an indicator of how he's going to act when Mawm dies. Also, I like how a ten year old ladder he paid $10 appreciated in value to $500... (Also I like how he bitches about Wendy "owing" him money when he owes his elderly cancer-stricken mother like $10,000 and he had his mawm write Wendy a threatening letter right after Tony died. The term "POS" is actually too good for Lorne...)
The way he acts after Tony died, i.e. trying to get over there and take stuff is an indicator of how he's going to act when Mawm dies. Also, I like how a ten year old ladder he paid $10 appreciated in value to $500... (Also I like how he bitches about Wendy "owing" him money when he owes his elderly cancer-stricken mother like $10,000 and he had his mawm write Wendy a threatening letter right after Tony died. The term "POS" is actually too good for Lorne...)
My favorite part is lorne acting like Wendy is doing what he’s actually doing. “Oh btw me and Tony had a deal! I paid 5 dollars and now I own the land… it’s not in writing bawt im contacting the sheriff”
The way he acts after Tony died, i.e. trying to get over there and take stuff is an indicator of how he's going to act when Mawm dies. Also, I like how a ten year old ladder he paid $10 appreciated in value to $500... (Also I like how he bitches about Wendy "owing" him money when he owes his elderly cancer-stricken mother like $10,000 and he had his mawm write Wendy a threatening letter right after Tony died. The term "POS" is actually too good for Lorne...)
My favorite part is lorne acting like Wendy is doing what he’s actually doing. “Oh btw me and Tony had a deal! I paid 5 dollars and now I own the land… it’s not in writing bawt im contacting the sheriff”
Yeah, the way you explained it yesterday was comical. I only wish he had his phone on when he talked to the Sheriff, I would love to hear that "conversation". Imagine if this dispute over the ladder ended up on like "Judge Judy" or something...
Post by yourdeadaunt on Dec 4, 2023 9:31:19 GMT -5
I love the fact that Lorne, a nearly 60 year old pedo, threatened to call the sheriff on Wendy only after having his elderly mom do it first didn’t take.
I love the fact that Lorne, a nearly 60 year old pedo, threatened to call the sheriff on Wendy only after having his elderly mom do it first didn’t take.
All to get a ladder he hadnt even earned yet.
Him having his mawm write a nasty letter is basically the same as when he wants his fake girlfriend to get someone else on the phone and yell at them while he sits and listens. The POS has literally NO redeeming qualities...not one...
He might as well have said "I never showed you my Christmas tree because it goes to another school. In Canada."
For once, I actually agree with what someone said in the live chat, that this situation was funnier when it was just described to us, and actually seeing it play out is more pathetic and stupid than amusing. My favorite Lorne-caught-in-a-lie calamity will always be the Ramona call with his fake date.
He might as well have said "I never showed you my Christmas tree because it goes to another school. In Canada."
For once, I actually agree with what someone said in the live chat, that this situation was funnier when it was just described to us, and actually seeing it play out is more pathetic and stupid than amusing. My favorite Lorne-caught-in-a-lie calamity will always be the Ramona call with his fake date.
I agree the fake date/tony has her number is top tier. What I like most about the Christmas tree lie is how fast he commits and how easy it is for him to just default to lying. Even after given multiple chances he sticks with it or questions the evidence against him so he can keep the lie going.
He might as well have said "I never showed you my Christmas tree because it goes to another school. In Canada."
For once, I actually agree with what someone said in the live chat, that this situation was funnier when it was just described to us, and actually seeing it play out is more pathetic and stupid than amusing. My favorite Lorne-caught-in-a-lie calamity will always be the Ramona call with his fake date.
I agree the fake date/tony has her number is top tier. What I like most about the Christmas tree lie is how fast he commits and how easy it is for him to just default to lying. Even after given multiple chances he sticks with it or questions the evidence against him so he can keep the lie going.
It's nawt just the lie about the tree, it's the whole "I love Christmas" fake rant he goes off on. Like, he didn't need to say anything, but he lies that he "loves Christmas", then lies about his tree, then has to backpedal, and it's like, moron, you just shouldn't have said anything in the first place, but then again, look who we're talking abowwwt....
He might as well have said "I never showed you my Christmas tree because it goes to another school. In Canada."
For once, I actually agree with what someone said in the live chat, that this situation was funnier when it was just described to us, and actually seeing it play out is more pathetic and stupid than amusing. My favorite Lorne-caught-in-a-lie calamity will always be the Ramona call with his fake date.
I agree the fake date/tony has her number is top tier. What I like most about the Christmas tree lie is how fast he commits and how easy it is for him to just default to lying. Even after given multiple chances he sticks with it or questions the evidence against him so he can keep the lie going.
There's so many things you can call a convicted pedophile to set them off into a web of lies. Only for dumbfuck 87 would that thing be "a Scrooge."
I agree the fake date/tony has her number is top tier. What I like most about the Christmas tree lie is how fast he commits and how easy it is for him to just default to lying. Even after given multiple chances he sticks with it or questions the evidence against him so he can keep the lie going.
There's so many things you can call a convicted pedophile to set them off into a web of lies. Only for dumbfuck 87 would that thing be "a Scrooge."
The way he acts after Tony died, i.e. trying to get over there and take stuff is an indicator of how he's going to act when Mawm dies. Also, I like how a ten year old ladder he paid $10 appreciated in value to $500... (Also I like how he bitches about Wendy "owing" him money when he owes his elderly cancer-stricken mother like $10,000 and he had his mawm write Wendy a threatening letter right after Tony died. The term "POS" is actually too good for Lorne...)
You know he’ll be the first sibling at mawms crib (besides Roy, who will likely be passed out) looting. He’ll be sure to stock up on ham bones and door dogs so he doesn’t starve for a week. Maybe even take the gorillas nest so he can sniff the seat and cry that he has no more mawm to mooch off of. I’m eagerly awaiting her passing to get see his tumble back into his old ways.
I know the Christmas tree lie was funny, but Lorne's Unclaimable Ladder really stole the show for me. It is just a perfect example of the way this guys head and life works in so many ways. First off, here he is buying something heavy and stupid that he really has no use for just for the sake of buying it. He allegedly gives Fahmah $10 for the ladder, and then leaves it at Tony's house because it's heavy and he's lazy as shit. Tony has it, uses it and lends it out for years afterwards with Lorne crying about it passive aggressively every time but never doing anything because he is intimidated by men.
Then Tony dies and several months later Lorne finally feels he needs a ladder for the teardown house and begins to harass Tony's grieving widow who has already sold the ladder to another man. He feels comfortable standing up for himself now because she is a woman.
How much is Lorne owed at this point? Well most reasonable people would say $10 and just let the matter go without pushing it due to the circumstances. Let's say you wanted to be a dick though and insist you were owed the full value of the ladder that you never actually possessed. 20FT Ladders seem to go for about $200 to $300 brand new. This one was about 8 years old, I couldn't see someone realistically valuing it at more than $50-$100. Brainlet Lorne believes he is owed $500 and "can't lose that money". This demonstrates his hoarder mentality, everything he "owns" is immediately overvalued and equivalent to cash.
Finally, Lorne's threats to get the Sheriff involved is a perfect showcase of his capacity to delude himself. The cops don't give a shit about Lorne, they think he's scum. They wouldn't help anyone with this type of dispute anyways but especially for Lorne they will do nothing. Can pedophiles even legally own ladders? There are too many children sleeping upstairs in houses for me to be comfortable with that.
Anyways, that story was a great little microcosm of Lorne. And of course, everything related to ladders is way funnier in the shadow of the holy ladder proverb "So don't fuckin' try to climb a goddamn ladder that you can't fuckin' accept that you don't fuckin' earn."
Last Edit: Dec 4, 2023 10:56:30 GMT -5 by bolofsugah
make me Your slave.i will wear a collar on my neck that i am owned by You.i will sign 2 contracts slave contracts and soul Contracts.i will wear a cock lock
and please if You can send me a dirty sox from Yours i will be gratefuk
I know the Christmas tree lie was funny, but Lorne's Unclaimable Ladder really stole the show for me. It is just a perfect example of the way this guys head and life works in so many ways. First off, here he is buying something heavy and stupid that he really has no use for just for the sake of buying it. He allegedly gives Fahmah $10 for the ladder, and then leaves it at Tony's house because it's heavy and he's lazy as shit. Tony has it, uses it and lends it out for years afterwards with Lorne crying about it passive aggressively every time but never doing anything because he is intimidated by men.
Then Tony dies and several months later Lorne finally feels he needs a ladder for the teardown house and begins to harass Tony's grieving widow who has already sold the ladder to another man. He feels comfortable standing up for himself now because she is a woman.
How much is Lorne owed at this point? Well most reasonable people would say $10 and just let the matter go without pushing it due to the circumstances. Let's say you wanted to be a dick though and insist you were owed the full value of the ladder that you never actually possessed. 20FT Ladders seem to go for about $200 to $300 brand new. This one was about 8 years old, I couldn't see someone realistically valuing it at more than $50-$100. Brainlet Lorne believes he is owed $500 and "can't lose that money". This demonstrates his hoarder mentality, everything he "owns" is immediately overvalued and equivalent to cash.
Finally, Lorne's threats to get the Sheriff involved is a perfect showcase of his capacity to delude himself. The cops don't give a shit about Lorne, they think he's scum. They wouldn't help anyone with this type of dispute anyways but especially for Lorne they will do nothing. Can pedophiles even legally own ladders? There are too many children sleeping upstairs in houses for me to be comfortable with that.
Anyways, that story was a great little microcosm of Lorne. And of course, everything related to ladders is way funnier in the shadow of the holy ladder proverb "So don't fuckin' try to climb a goddamn ladder that you can't fuckin' accept that you don't fuckin' earn."
Don't forget that he's being aggressive about Wendy "owing" him money, yet owes his mawm thousands and keeps taking, yet throws a fit whenever it gets brought up
I know the Christmas tree lie was funny, but Lorne's Unclaimable Ladder really stole the show for me. It is just a perfect example of the way this guys head and life works in so many ways. First off, here he is buying something heavy and stupid that he really has no use for just for the sake of buying it. He allegedly gives Fahmah $10 for the ladder, and then leaves it at Tony's house because it's heavy and he's lazy as shit. Tony has it, uses it and lends it out for years afterwards with Lorne crying about it passive aggressively every time but never doing anything because he is intimidated by men.
Then Tony dies and several months later Lorne finally feels he needs a ladder for the teardown house and begins to harass Tony's grieving widow who has already sold the ladder to another man. He feels comfortable standing up for himself now because she is a woman.
How much is Lorne owed at this point? Well most reasonable people would say $10 and just let the matter go without pushing it due to the circumstances. Let's say you wanted to be a dick though and insist you were owed the full value of the ladder that you never actually possessed. 20FT Ladders seem to go for about $200 to $300 brand new. This one was about 8 years old, I couldn't see someone realistically valuing it at more than $50-$100. Brainlet Lorne believes he is owed $500 and "can't lose that money". This demonstrates his hoarder mentality, everything he "owns" is immediately overvalued and equivalent to cash.
Finally, Lorne's threats to get the Sheriff involved is a perfect showcase of his capacity to delude himself. The cops don't give a shit about Lorne, they think he's scum. They wouldn't help anyone with this type of dispute anyways but especially for Lorne they will do nothing. Can pedophiles even legally own ladders? There are too many children sleeping upstairs in houses for me to be comfortable with that.
Anyways, that story was a great little microcosm of Lorne. And of course, everything related to ladders is way funnier in the shadow of the holy ladder proverb "So don't fuckin' try to climb a goddamn ladder that you can't fuckin' accept that you don't fuckin' earn."
“I gave your dead husband $10, not under contract, for a ladder worth $500, so now you owe me the ladder which you don’t know where it is or $500. If you don’t, I’m gonna have mawm call the cops on you.” Lorne Logic is the greatest phenomena to have ever existed. Luckily he’s an organ donor. The rest of his body is junk, but his brain can be harvested and prodded with electrodes and other sciencey shit and see how those neuron paths work. It will spark some kind of medical revelation that cures cranial ailments across the board.
Don't forget that he's being aggressive about Wendy "owing" him money, yet owes his mawm thousands and keeps taking, yet throws a fit whenever it gets brought up
Yeah that's a good point. I will have to listen again but the bizarre money transfer antics of the Armstrong family were intriguing for me to hear also.
Wendy needed money for Tony's service, so she asked Lorne, Lorne asked Mawm, Mawm asked Sharon and repayment was to be made in reverse order. Why so many intermediaries? And the fact that Lorne incurred debt to mawm to pay for Tony's service but still couldn't attend is hilarious
Last Edit: Dec 4, 2023 12:10:04 GMT -5 by bolofsugah
make me Your slave.i will wear a collar on my neck that i am owned by You.i will sign 2 contracts slave contracts and soul Contracts.i will wear a cock lock
and please if You can send me a dirty sox from Yours i will be gratefuk
Lorne loves Christmas because he loves the aspect of receiving gifts for free.
Thankfully he's burned every bridge he has, so aside from the pity gifts from mawm and aunt sharrrun (Which are probably $20 Visa gift cards that he spends on cigs), nobody buys him anything, and thankfully now he has to sit by himself if that shitbox with no fake robot girlfriend to "spend" Christmas with. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy...
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The way he acts after Tony died, i.e. trying to get over there and take stuff is an indicator of how he's going to act when Mawm dies. Also, I like how a ten year old ladder he paid $10 appreciated in value to $500... (Also I like how he bitches about Wendy "owing" him money when he owes his elderly cancer-stricken mother like $10,000 and he had his mawm write Wendy a threatening letter right after Tony died. The term "POS" is actually too good for Lorne...)
I’m eagerly awaiting her passing to get see his tumble back into his old ways.
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