To Review A Predator: Michael Patterson "The Bad Lieutenant"
Oct 10, 2019 22:18:44 GMT -5
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Post by wrestlingchicknorthernIL on Oct 10, 2019 22:18:44 GMT -5
“Shave your legs, and in between, and everywhere else.”
-Michael J. Patterson
Happy Thursday, LOVIES!!!!
If anyone remembers my Dan Allen review, Mike Patterson and Stanley Kendall were locked in a dead heat. They were tied for about three days before someone gave another vote to Michael the day the poll was set to close. Mike was declared the winner, however I think Stanley would have been an easier review.
Before we get started, I want to delve a bit into Michael’s backstory:
Mike was a disgraced cop before he showed up to meet a 13 year old girl.
To say he was a bad cop is a bit of an understatement. I believe Mike wasn’t psychologically fit to be a police officer and within months, he showed that he wasn’t. As I’ll point out to you in the upcoming review,
Michael Patterson is a liar, a potential sociopath who lives in his own realm where his delusions of grandeur are the only acceptable reality.
Like Lorne (whom he shares several traits with, including a frivolous lawsuit launched at NBC), Michael is a dullard and totally devoid of any personality. He also doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up.
During his time in the police academy, Mike decided it would be cool to hook up police lights on his car and drive around. I’m going to take a wild stab and say he was probably trying to pick up girls in this and try to get them to perform sex acts on him to get out of a ticket. Sick motherfucker. Then he turned around and traded that car in. Maybe it was due to an oil leak? Or maybe, it had fuckin DNA in it that didn’t belong to him?
You decide.
Michael also received a debit card in the mail and Mike claimed Citizens Bank gave him a pin code and all. He said he had $1200 in the bank (which, really isn’t a lot of money, especially worth going to jail for, I would have given him $1200). Mike took a plea and paid his restitution.
Of course, for some reason, the town of Hebron needed some men in blue (or black, or grey, or whatever color the law enforcement wears there) , and hired Michael. Like I said earlier, he is no Todd Spikes. Mike was kicked off the force after that stunt he pulled with the police lights.
So that brings us to his appearance on TCAP.
On a chilly October eve in 2007, Mike, who was using the screen name jon_raven2000, decided to hit up 13 year old Tia, a girl living in Bowling Green, KY so that he could get a blowjob….OR SO HIS STUPID ASS THOUGHT!!!!
I love the Bowling Green sting personally. I think had TCAP gone, unabated into the future, they would have done extremely great things for our communities. You could see in their faces that they were catching these disgusting pigs like clockwork. Unfortunately, some stupid ass cocksucking piece of shit senator or representative started getting shook after Condrat’s suicide and thought “No! Nobody is going to expose me!” and gave some hush money to the FTC to cut the show from the networks. I could give you an entire rant about that and how I think the whole cancellation of TCAP was part of a larger government conspiracy, but this is neither the time nor the place. It just pisses me off so much. Why do people protect predators? They go after kids….they should be subjected to all types of torture. Fuck them. They are subhuman.
I consider Michael Patterson the last predator caught on TCAP. IIRC, he was the last one featured on the Bowling Green episode chronologically, so he always stuck out to me. He is clearly one of the more delusional predators caught up in TCAP and seems to be a total narcissist.
The chat wasn’t as draining as some others, but it shows that Michael is fuckin liar, a sick son of a bitch, and predator.
Mike knows that she’s underage, and the decoy actually name drops the show. LOL. At this point, they were so confident, they would have taken a ton of fuckers down had the show continued to grow:
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 7:43:55 PM): they dont want to get in trouble..lol
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 7:44:26 PM): i aint gonna get n1 in truble geee
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 7:44:52 PM): wut u thnk i gooan get u in truble 2
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 7:45:26 PM): i ianta cop i aint with that stupid datelibe show n i aint a baby
What Michael doesn’t see is that it’s so easily a trap. This is obviously a set up. Mike lives in Kouts, Indiana; some small ass town by the Indiana/Illinois border. I’m not exactly sure where it is and duhhhhh, I can use Google maps, but I don’t feel like it. I’m sipping my fuckin wine and fighting with my youngest son over bed times. I know it’s somewhere near Valparasio (ugh).
So, yes, Michael’s backwood Indiana ass continues on trying to groom the decoy, even though his stupid ass is well aware that she way too young for his 24 year old ass:
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 8:07:39 PM): u baby.lol
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:07:50 PM): i aint no baby
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:07:54 PM): u old man
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 8:08:18 PM): u wouldnt know what to do with me:-O
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:08:38 PM): am i supposed 2 know wut 2 do with old men
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 8:08:46 PM): only with me
Right here is where the similarities between Lorne and him lie; while Lorne was a fuckin piece of shit, Michael was a psychotic, sociopathic piece of shit who attempted to stay one step ahead of the decoy.
He told this girl he had a pet alligator and other such stupid ass bullshit to gain her trust. And what is “jon_raven” anyway!??!?! Is he some type of fan of James Cameron’s failed Perfect Dark wanna-be show “Dark Angel” or something, or trying to be all “cool” in a chat room? OMFG, that was so 2000, baby boy. That was seven years ago at that point!!!! I know you’re in the Midwest and time moves a bit slower out this way, but fuck….dude…at this point, it was 2007.
Even Mike’s fashion was completely out of date. He dressed like a middle aged grandpa trying the PS4 for the first time on a Thanksgiving morning.
Mike continued to demonstrate predatory behavior:
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 8:58:33 PM): u ever did anything with a guy:-
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:58:44 PM): yah
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 8:58:58 PM): like what
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:59:06 PM): fooled around stuff
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:59:10 PM): i had a bf b 4
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:59:34 PM): when i live din pikeville
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 8:59:55 PM): what did u do
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:00:06 PM): we did bf gf stuff u know
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 9:00:19 PM): did u suck him
Unlike the decoys of the NY Bethpage Sting and the DC stings, these decoys minded their language and acted accordingly.
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:11:54 PM): mymom wnet to nashville till sunday
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 9:12:04 PM): you r alone
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:12:07 PM): yah
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 9:12:14 PM): no u are not
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:12:15 PM): y u thnk i bored 2 death
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:12:20 PM): umm yah
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:12:22 PM): i am
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:12:26 PM): who u thnk is heer
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:12:46 PM): ne n umm nobody
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 9:12:47 PM): that would be a long drive if you are playing with me
I just want everyone to know that Mike drove all the way from poduck fucktown, Indiana to South-Central Kentucky aka podunk fucktown by Fort Campbell. Mike decides, against his better judgment, to meet this teenaged girl. Remember….? He has a ‘group session midterm’ due tomorrow that he has to get back to?
LOL!! Oh, Mike.
He tells the decoy that he is almost at Indianapolis “soon” and tells her that he wants her to shave. He also expresses that he doesn’t want her in anymore chatrooms, like his buddy Lorne told Kayla.
Mike should have known right then and there that this was a goddamn set up. It sounded like he was talking to a fuckin magical cat.
“MMM-HMMM!”
And Mike even commented on that a few times before just resigning himself to being a child predator and driving 500 + miles to meet the supposed 13 year old child….for a fuckin blowjob…..
Mike comes in and gets in the chair, opposite of Casey. By this point, Casey wasn’t even feeling the same shit anymore. She had done this about 10+ times in the same night and had even brushed paths with Dustin/Justin’s vile ass a few hours before.
HERE'S HIS THEME SONG!!!!
Suddenly (Seymour), Chris’ crazy ass appears from behind the wall and starts talking mad shit to Michael. Though the video is choppy, I can tell Michael tries to show remorse.
Those that claim that only Asians take their shoes off in a place of residence are clearly wrong. Look, my grandmother has some actual Italian in her, like three quarters. She would make you take your shoes off at the door. I’m like that at my house. Everybody is taking your damn shoes off. I’m like a Germophobe. If you work with me and you are reading this, I’m the woman with the Concave Bob who will spray Lysol and wipes her desk down and will spray you with Lysol if I had a chance. You can so totally tell I’m not a natural blonde because I got paid today and Friday, you can’t tell….woah….
I’m just being awwwwwwhhhhhhnessst!
So after Chris admonishes Mike, he makes his way to the door Mike puts his shoes on and everything is so fuckin quiet. Then, Patterson, tries to open the door. As soon as he opens the door (he is also reluctant to step out of the fuckin door), you hear: “SHERRIFF’S OFFICE!! SHERRIFF’S OFFICE GET DOWN!!” LOL! At that moment, Mike, who somehow forgot his police training, drops his bag of condoms, his shirt, and some other shit he was holding, and backs up. Again, the cops are trying to tell his big ol Indiana cornfed ass to get down. Mike’s big ass refuses and actually runs back into the house. The cops aren’t taking any of his drama queen shit tonight, and run into that house after his ass. You do see Chris Hansen moving back further into the shadows as Mike comes towards him, however, by that point, Mike had about six prongs hooked into his flesh. The sheriff’s office had zapped his ass and Mike dropped dead in his fuck tracks after he passed the “RECLINER O' SHAME!!” and then Mike started making crazy ass noises: “Aaaahuuuughhhhhh! Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaah! AHHHHHHH!!” Then that really fat Redneck cop put his knee in the back of Mike’s head.
LMAO!!!
I don’t fuckin care. He tried to fuckin meet up with a child. Hate me if you want, pull that bullshit excuse of Mike not actually “meeting” a child. It doesn’t fuckin matter. The intent was there.
Then, during Mike’s interview with the cops, he didn’t pull a fuckin Todd Spikes and shut the fuck up and request a lawyer. Both of them are former law enforcement. Todd knew, but fuck, Mike just couldn’t help but fuckin display his narcissistic tendencies and just fuckin talk. That sick cocksucker.
Mike and Lorne actually teamed up at one point (the fuckin tag-team of UNHOLY PORPORTIONS) to sue NBC Universal for some dumb shit. Basically, everyone, it was the fact that the “decoy” “lured” him to the house and some other such nonsense.
I mean, to some fuckin low self-esteem fat woman in Kentucky, this would seem like hot shit, but I read through it, and it seems like a bunch of superfluous bullshit. I tell you guys on a weekly basis, my husband is in law enforcement. I didn’t show him this shit, but I can tell from my days assigned to an MP Unit during OIF IV/VI (Why was I there, George?) that they ran a tight legal ship. What I read in this lawsuit, from me, I laughed, as it is pure hogwash. No wonder it was dismissed, and I have but only a layman’s understanding of law.
There’s a reason Mike Patterson dropped out of the lawsuit: because his stupid ass was fuckin caught dead to rights trying to solicit a fuckin blowjob from an underage child. He came into the house, he had intent. He may have not sent dick pics (though fuck it, go big or go home), and he dropped out, while Lorne remained the constant in that shit. I wonder if they thought about this lawsuit in prison in the same cell?
Maybe they concocted some shit while Dustin/Justin was in the cell across from them while Dustin/Justin was crying for his MAWMA!?
Who the fuck knows? I just know that Michael is now a fuckin sex offender and moved to Ohio. At least he pulled a fuckin Hannibal Lector and looked like a rehabilitatable psychopath, instead of like the company that he was around him (Dustin/Justin, Lorne, BBH, and the rest caught on that Saturday night, October 20/21st, 2007). Yup.
And who drives fuckin all those miles to see a fuckin underage child for a blowjob? Really, Mike? You’re a fuckin loser. Plain and simple. YOU FUCKIN COCKSUCKIN FUCKIN GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH I HOPE YOU DROWN IN HELL’S SEA OF ETERNAL OF ETERNAL FIRE!!!! LYIN COCKSUCKING OF A BITCH!!! YOU TOLD THIS GIRL YOU HAVE ALLIGATORS AND THEN WENT BACK BECAUSE YOU GOT CAUGHT IN YOUR OWN GODDAMN LIES!!!! GO DEEP THROAT SATAN'S COCK, YOU FUCKIN SCHMUCK SON OF A BITCH!!! BURN IN HELL, MICHAEL JOSEPH PATTERSON FUCKIN DAMN HELL ASS!!!!!
-Michael J. Patterson
Happy Thursday, LOVIES!!!!
If anyone remembers my Dan Allen review, Mike Patterson and Stanley Kendall were locked in a dead heat. They were tied for about three days before someone gave another vote to Michael the day the poll was set to close. Mike was declared the winner, however I think Stanley would have been an easier review.
Before we get started, I want to delve a bit into Michael’s backstory:
Mike was a disgraced cop before he showed up to meet a 13 year old girl.
To say he was a bad cop is a bit of an understatement. I believe Mike wasn’t psychologically fit to be a police officer and within months, he showed that he wasn’t. As I’ll point out to you in the upcoming review,
Michael Patterson is a liar, a potential sociopath who lives in his own realm where his delusions of grandeur are the only acceptable reality.
Like Lorne (whom he shares several traits with, including a frivolous lawsuit launched at NBC), Michael is a dullard and totally devoid of any personality. He also doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up.
During his time in the police academy, Mike decided it would be cool to hook up police lights on his car and drive around. I’m going to take a wild stab and say he was probably trying to pick up girls in this and try to get them to perform sex acts on him to get out of a ticket. Sick motherfucker. Then he turned around and traded that car in. Maybe it was due to an oil leak? Or maybe, it had fuckin DNA in it that didn’t belong to him?
You decide.
Michael also received a debit card in the mail and Mike claimed Citizens Bank gave him a pin code and all. He said he had $1200 in the bank (which, really isn’t a lot of money, especially worth going to jail for, I would have given him $1200). Mike took a plea and paid his restitution.
Of course, for some reason, the town of Hebron needed some men in blue (or black, or grey, or whatever color the law enforcement wears there) , and hired Michael. Like I said earlier, he is no Todd Spikes. Mike was kicked off the force after that stunt he pulled with the police lights.
So that brings us to his appearance on TCAP.
On a chilly October eve in 2007, Mike, who was using the screen name jon_raven2000, decided to hit up 13 year old Tia, a girl living in Bowling Green, KY so that he could get a blowjob….OR SO HIS STUPID ASS THOUGHT!!!!
I love the Bowling Green sting personally. I think had TCAP gone, unabated into the future, they would have done extremely great things for our communities. You could see in their faces that they were catching these disgusting pigs like clockwork. Unfortunately, some stupid ass cocksucking piece of shit senator or representative started getting shook after Condrat’s suicide and thought “No! Nobody is going to expose me!” and gave some hush money to the FTC to cut the show from the networks. I could give you an entire rant about that and how I think the whole cancellation of TCAP was part of a larger government conspiracy, but this is neither the time nor the place. It just pisses me off so much. Why do people protect predators? They go after kids….they should be subjected to all types of torture. Fuck them. They are subhuman.
I consider Michael Patterson the last predator caught on TCAP. IIRC, he was the last one featured on the Bowling Green episode chronologically, so he always stuck out to me. He is clearly one of the more delusional predators caught up in TCAP and seems to be a total narcissist.
The chat wasn’t as draining as some others, but it shows that Michael is fuckin liar, a sick son of a bitch, and predator.
Mike knows that she’s underage, and the decoy actually name drops the show. LOL. At this point, they were so confident, they would have taken a ton of fuckers down had the show continued to grow:
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 7:43:55 PM): they dont want to get in trouble..lol
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 7:44:26 PM): i aint gonna get n1 in truble geee
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 7:44:52 PM): wut u thnk i gooan get u in truble 2
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 7:45:26 PM): i ianta cop i aint with that stupid datelibe show n i aint a baby
What Michael doesn’t see is that it’s so easily a trap. This is obviously a set up. Mike lives in Kouts, Indiana; some small ass town by the Indiana/Illinois border. I’m not exactly sure where it is and duhhhhh, I can use Google maps, but I don’t feel like it. I’m sipping my fuckin wine and fighting with my youngest son over bed times. I know it’s somewhere near Valparasio (ugh).
So, yes, Michael’s backwood Indiana ass continues on trying to groom the decoy, even though his stupid ass is well aware that she way too young for his 24 year old ass:
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 8:07:39 PM): u baby.lol
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:07:50 PM): i aint no baby
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:07:54 PM): u old man
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 8:08:18 PM): u wouldnt know what to do with me:-O
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:08:38 PM): am i supposed 2 know wut 2 do with old men
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 8:08:46 PM): only with me
Right here is where the similarities between Lorne and him lie; while Lorne was a fuckin piece of shit, Michael was a psychotic, sociopathic piece of shit who attempted to stay one step ahead of the decoy.
He told this girl he had a pet alligator and other such stupid ass bullshit to gain her trust. And what is “jon_raven” anyway!??!?! Is he some type of fan of James Cameron’s failed Perfect Dark wanna-be show “Dark Angel” or something, or trying to be all “cool” in a chat room? OMFG, that was so 2000, baby boy. That was seven years ago at that point!!!! I know you’re in the Midwest and time moves a bit slower out this way, but fuck….dude…at this point, it was 2007.
Even Mike’s fashion was completely out of date. He dressed like a middle aged grandpa trying the PS4 for the first time on a Thanksgiving morning.
Mike continued to demonstrate predatory behavior:
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 8:58:33 PM): u ever did anything with a guy:-
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:58:44 PM): yah
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 8:58:58 PM): like what
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:59:06 PM): fooled around stuff
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:59:10 PM): i had a bf b 4
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 8:59:34 PM): when i live din pikeville
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 8:59:55 PM): what did u do
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:00:06 PM): we did bf gf stuff u know
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 9:00:19 PM): did u suck him
Unlike the decoys of the NY Bethpage Sting and the DC stings, these decoys minded their language and acted accordingly.
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:11:54 PM): mymom wnet to nashville till sunday
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 9:12:04 PM): you r alone
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:12:07 PM): yah
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 9:12:14 PM): no u are not
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:12:15 PM): y u thnk i bored 2 death
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:12:20 PM): umm yah
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:12:22 PM): i am
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:12:26 PM): who u thnk is heer
tttia_pet13 (10/20/07 9:12:46 PM): ne n umm nobody
jon_raven2000 (10/20/07 9:12:47 PM): that would be a long drive if you are playing with me
I just want everyone to know that Mike drove all the way from poduck fucktown, Indiana to South-Central Kentucky aka podunk fucktown by Fort Campbell. Mike decides, against his better judgment, to meet this teenaged girl. Remember….? He has a ‘group session midterm’ due tomorrow that he has to get back to?
LOL!! Oh, Mike.
He tells the decoy that he is almost at Indianapolis “soon” and tells her that he wants her to shave. He also expresses that he doesn’t want her in anymore chatrooms, like his buddy Lorne told Kayla.
Mike should have known right then and there that this was a goddamn set up. It sounded like he was talking to a fuckin magical cat.
“MMM-HMMM!”
And Mike even commented on that a few times before just resigning himself to being a child predator and driving 500 + miles to meet the supposed 13 year old child….for a fuckin blowjob…..
Mike comes in and gets in the chair, opposite of Casey. By this point, Casey wasn’t even feeling the same shit anymore. She had done this about 10+ times in the same night and had even brushed paths with Dustin/Justin’s vile ass a few hours before.
HERE'S HIS THEME SONG!!!!
Suddenly (Seymour), Chris’ crazy ass appears from behind the wall and starts talking mad shit to Michael. Though the video is choppy, I can tell Michael tries to show remorse.
Those that claim that only Asians take their shoes off in a place of residence are clearly wrong. Look, my grandmother has some actual Italian in her, like three quarters. She would make you take your shoes off at the door. I’m like that at my house. Everybody is taking your damn shoes off. I’m like a Germophobe. If you work with me and you are reading this, I’m the woman with the Concave Bob who will spray Lysol and wipes her desk down and will spray you with Lysol if I had a chance. You can so totally tell I’m not a natural blonde because I got paid today and Friday, you can’t tell….woah….
I’m just being awwwwwwhhhhhhnessst!
So after Chris admonishes Mike, he makes his way to the door Mike puts his shoes on and everything is so fuckin quiet. Then, Patterson, tries to open the door. As soon as he opens the door (he is also reluctant to step out of the fuckin door), you hear: “SHERRIFF’S OFFICE!! SHERRIFF’S OFFICE GET DOWN!!” LOL! At that moment, Mike, who somehow forgot his police training, drops his bag of condoms, his shirt, and some other shit he was holding, and backs up. Again, the cops are trying to tell his big ol Indiana cornfed ass to get down. Mike’s big ass refuses and actually runs back into the house. The cops aren’t taking any of his drama queen shit tonight, and run into that house after his ass. You do see Chris Hansen moving back further into the shadows as Mike comes towards him, however, by that point, Mike had about six prongs hooked into his flesh. The sheriff’s office had zapped his ass and Mike dropped dead in his fuck tracks after he passed the “RECLINER O' SHAME!!” and then Mike started making crazy ass noises: “Aaaahuuuughhhhhh! Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaah! AHHHHHHH!!” Then that really fat Redneck cop put his knee in the back of Mike’s head.
LMAO!!!
I don’t fuckin care. He tried to fuckin meet up with a child. Hate me if you want, pull that bullshit excuse of Mike not actually “meeting” a child. It doesn’t fuckin matter. The intent was there.
Then, during Mike’s interview with the cops, he didn’t pull a fuckin Todd Spikes and shut the fuck up and request a lawyer. Both of them are former law enforcement. Todd knew, but fuck, Mike just couldn’t help but fuckin display his narcissistic tendencies and just fuckin talk. That sick cocksucker.
Mike and Lorne actually teamed up at one point (the fuckin tag-team of UNHOLY PORPORTIONS) to sue NBC Universal for some dumb shit. Basically, everyone, it was the fact that the “decoy” “lured” him to the house and some other such nonsense.
I mean, to some fuckin low self-esteem fat woman in Kentucky, this would seem like hot shit, but I read through it, and it seems like a bunch of superfluous bullshit. I tell you guys on a weekly basis, my husband is in law enforcement. I didn’t show him this shit, but I can tell from my days assigned to an MP Unit during OIF IV/VI (Why was I there, George?) that they ran a tight legal ship. What I read in this lawsuit, from me, I laughed, as it is pure hogwash. No wonder it was dismissed, and I have but only a layman’s understanding of law.
There’s a reason Mike Patterson dropped out of the lawsuit: because his stupid ass was fuckin caught dead to rights trying to solicit a fuckin blowjob from an underage child. He came into the house, he had intent. He may have not sent dick pics (though fuck it, go big or go home), and he dropped out, while Lorne remained the constant in that shit. I wonder if they thought about this lawsuit in prison in the same cell?
Maybe they concocted some shit while Dustin/Justin was in the cell across from them while Dustin/Justin was crying for his MAWMA!?
Who the fuck knows? I just know that Michael is now a fuckin sex offender and moved to Ohio. At least he pulled a fuckin Hannibal Lector and looked like a rehabilitatable psychopath, instead of like the company that he was around him (Dustin/Justin, Lorne, BBH, and the rest caught on that Saturday night, October 20/21st, 2007). Yup.
And who drives fuckin all those miles to see a fuckin underage child for a blowjob? Really, Mike? You’re a fuckin loser. Plain and simple. YOU FUCKIN COCKSUCKIN FUCKIN GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH I HOPE YOU DROWN IN HELL’S SEA OF ETERNAL OF ETERNAL FIRE!!!! LYIN COCKSUCKING OF A BITCH!!! YOU TOLD THIS GIRL YOU HAVE ALLIGATORS AND THEN WENT BACK BECAUSE YOU GOT CAUGHT IN YOUR OWN GODDAMN LIES!!!! GO DEEP THROAT SATAN'S COCK, YOU FUCKIN SCHMUCK SON OF A BITCH!!! BURN IN HELL, MICHAEL JOSEPH PATTERSON FUCKIN DAMN HELL ASS!!!!!
