To Review A Predator: Michael Warrecker The Vampire Predator
Sept 17, 2019 19:50:18 GMT -5
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Post by wrestlingchicknorthernIL on Sept 17, 2019 19:50:18 GMT -5
Hello LOVLIES!!!
I am sipping on a montepulchiano as I type this up (I’m an Old World wine type of girl) and so over Tuesday. Tuesday drags so much and it’s at that point in the week that your body still thinks it’s the weekend, but the harsh reality of the weekend being a memory and the next weekend out of reach. It is really the most useless day of the week. Speaking of useless, I present to you this fat, ridiculous, psychopathic waste of oxygen.
Michael “The Vampire” Warrecker
29-year-old Michael had some serious problems. Now, don’t get me wrong, all of the predators caught on TCAP have some issues. However, Michael the fucking vampire would be the poster child for chemical castration. His ass was beyond help and was a sick son of a bitch. Mike was nabbed in TCAP IIX: Long Beach. Now, I did vote for Long Beach, but Riverside had some characters, man. Michael is probably one of the most fondly remembered from the Long Beach sting. Not because he had a great quip for Chris, or bolted. No. He’s remembered because he was potentially one of the most dangerous predators and a sick, creepy bastard. He is disgusting scum.
Using the screen name can_i_rape_you_anally, Michael happened upon kieragirlrulz, a 13 year old girl. He was down with putting his dick up a 13 year old girl’s butt and drinking her blood….OR SO HE THOUGHT!!!!
He wastes no time in stupid shit like introductions. He gets right down to business and establishes his true horrifying colors pretty quickly:
an_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:12:47 PM): can i ask a fucked up question?
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:13:05 PM): i guess
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:13:22 PM): do you have a rape fetish, and were you ever raped
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:13:43 PM): noo
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:13:48 PM): no to both?
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:14:11 PM): yea. no to both
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:14:22 PM): k
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:14:25 PM): i like rape
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:14:39 PM): creepy
Creepy is the understatement of the century on that. I’m sorry, but I have to give big props to some of the decoys. They are far better than Del, or that stupid bitch with the big ass Dolly Parton wig, or that fuckin Manchild “Me, my Mommy, and my Daddy”, the fat, Leonardo the Ninja Turtle looking bitch for the Murphy, TX sting. I respect the decoys because they have to see this sick, twisted bullshit and respond to it. They have to look at some of the ugliest , most vile guys and their penises (Dan Allen pissing on camera would have scarred me for fuckin life. I may even poured bleach into my eyes), be nice to them, act curious, all under the guise of being some naïve and eager 13/14/15 year olds. The subject of child molestation and rape are so uncomfortable to me that I would immediately blow my cover and curse the fuckin pedos out. So shout out to the decoys!
Michael keeps working on the girl, telling her that he’d fuck her pussy, he doesn’t like to hurt chicks (yet he wants to rape them? What the fuck, bruh?!), and finally invites her to his Myspace page (dated), where the decoy sees his face and a bunch of rape banners everywhere.
People claim that the internet now is the Wild, Wild West where cyberbullying (give me a fuckin break) runs rampant and all this other OTT shit. No. Back in the early-to-mid 2000’s, the internet was very much a no-man’s land of chaotic bullshit where you had no idea where Windows Internet Explorer 7 would take you. I am willing to bet that Michael Warrecker couldn’t get away with that rape banner shit on Myspace, FB, Twitter, Instagram and all that other stupid ass social media shit today.
I’m not saying that the internet is “safe” today, I’m saying that there is now more attention and focus placed on certain sites and certain sites are publicly traded, which means they have a reputation to keep. Try trolling that rape shit on YouTube and Google will shut your account down faster than a man after hearing the pregnancy test results.
Mike expresses several times that he likes the word “rape” and claims he doesn’t know why. He then asks this:
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:45:59 PM): kiss touch oral
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:46:10 PM): you like sucking cock?
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:46:42 PM): yea it was ok
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:46:50 PM): cool, do you swallow cum?
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:47:10 PM): i did one time
She’s 13, dude. And I said this before: These predators must have some type of narcissistic inflated self-egos or something. Mike isn’t even that hot. If I didn’t even know who he was and no bullshit, if he and were at a bar and he came and sat next to me, I wouldn’t even give him a second glance. Not because he is a fuckin convicted child pedophile, but because he just isn’t attractive to me. He looks like a geek.
Then he absolutely says some sick shit here:
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/07/06 6:55:07 PM): could you shave it bald tonight for me?
kieragirlrulz (09/07/06 6:55:27 PM): i guess i just hope i dont like cut myself of something
kieragirlrulz (09/07/06 6:55:34 PM): cause thatll suck
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/07/06 6:55:40 PM): just do it slowly, it will be ok
kieragirlrulz (09/07/06 6:56:00 PM): ok
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/07/06 6:56:12 PM): or i could shave you myself
kieragirlrulz (09/07/06 6:56:27 PM): um you promise not to cut me lol
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/07/06 6:56:36 PM): hehe i cant promise anything
kieragirlrulz (09/07/06 6:56:42 PM): hrm lol
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/07/06 6:56:48 PM): i might want to cut you a little.. suck on your blood lol
Mike needs some chemical castration. Not only is he a disgusting child pedophile, he wants to drink the blood of this 13 year old girl and would cut her deliberately, after he says he doesn’t “hurt girls”. Okay, not to get all graphic here, I do the whole shaving bit, and yes, if you’re not careful, that shit HURTS. This is one predator that should have been locked in prison for life.
After Warrecker tells the decoy that he wants to get her fucked up on booze (which is another sinister thing he says), the decoy starts telling him about her family’s daily ritual. Like Dustin and Lee Greer, Michael doesn’t take the bait about the decoy’s shitty home life (Dad’s here, Mom’s history/Dad has new family, I just moved here with Mom), and starts talking about fucking the 13 year old child up the butt. The decoy claims that she is pretending to be sick so she doesn’t have to go to school.
Michael, all of a sudden, gets cold feet and tries to change his fuckin story so that he can come see the decoy. However, now he wants to come see her as a “friend” to talk; a stark contrast to him fuckin waxing poetic about fuckin this minor up the butt:
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:44:40 AM): but i think when i come over in a couple hours.. its not going to be for anything other than just hangin gout k?
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:45:06 AM): why i was excited
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:45:39 AM): well, something might happen... but the reason im coming to see you is to meet you as a friend.
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:45:58 AM): its cuz i still feel worried about this whole thing lol
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:46:08 AM): people have been locked up for this shit lol
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:46:20 AM): well i was excited and stuff
Kudos to the fuckin excellent decoy, because she (or he, I don’t judge) was able to convince this motherfucker to come out to LB to see her in less than ten minutes:
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:53:34 AM): about 5 mins away
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:53:36 AM): wow
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:54:44 AM): i need to do a load of laundry first tho, all my shit is dirty lol
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:55:18 AM): lol ok
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:55:36 AM): and did you say you like sucking dick?
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:55:49 AM): lol yea its ok
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:56:11 AM): k, do you like being on top?
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:56:13 AM): and riding
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:56:43 AM): we can try it but i was thinkin you were gonna be
He then wants her to put her hair into pigtails so he can “pull them when I’m behind ya”. This exchange by Michael proves to me that he’s just a beta male who deserves to rot in prison for good:
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 1:53:24 PM): so are you ready to watch a scary ass movie? lol
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 1:53:33 PM): yep lol
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 1:54:31 PM): do you get scared eaily?
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 1:55:00 PM): no lol
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 1:55:06 PM): k
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 1:55:20 PM): cuz it freaked me out when i saw it.. just weird ass images and stuff
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 1:55:31 PM): lol whimp
He’s a whimp, indeed. No. He wasn’t talking about Candyman. He wasn’t talking about Prince of Darkness, The Exorcist, The Omen, The 1984 version of A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Shining, The Ring, or Rosemary’s Baby. No. This fuckin cocksucking bitch was talking about Silent Hill. LOL. One of the stupidest “Based on a video game” movies I have ever.
So Mike shows up in his truck and pulls into the front of the LB House (probably what I consider the worst of the sting houses). Mike doesn’t look 29, tbh. He looks more 35/36 lazy man. Mike looks like a fuckin fat Vampire with a stupid ass mullet.
He keeps smiling at the decoy and looking like a fat, creepy vampire. Here's His Theme Song
The decoy coolly gives him the slip and Chris comes out just as Mike (who has brought a fuckin yellow Gatorade) starts helping himself to some punch.
His convo with Chris isn’t really memorable. He asks Chris if what he’s pouring is punch. Chris then turns into “father mode” and starts admonishing Mike.
“We all have our fetishes” Is what Mike answers. Mike, however, reacts aggressively towards Chris reading the chatlogs. Was Mike EVEN EMPLOYED!?!??! He claims numerous times he was “on vacation”.
The whole “Chris Interview” with Mike was so bizarre. At certain times, he would act extremely calm, signs of a true psychopath. At other times, mainly when he was speaking to Chris and trying to justify his sick ass thinking, he would react aggressively. He would still have that blank ass stare.
Michael went outside and was promptly O-Rested.
I don’t give a fuck this motherfucker deserves a swift kick in the balls and some chemical castration. To me, his sentence was far too light. He only got a few months and lifetime RSO registry. Mike should have gotten taken out of this fuckin life. He doesn't deserve to live. He was one of the most disgusting/disturbing/dangerous predators ever to grace the slovenly halls of TCAP. Michael Warrecker, YOU PUNK ASS SON OF A BITCH, I HOPE DROWN IN HELL’S SEA OF ETERNAL FIRE YOU COWARD, COCKSUCKIN BITCH!!!
Who is next in line?!?!? COME ON DOWN!!!!
(It won’t be the next produced as the next episode is filled due to mass voting)
Dial ‘1’ for Matthew “Jesus Rocks” Cogburn
Dial ‘2’ for Frank “Buy you an MP3 Player” Sierras
Dial ‘3’ for Dan Allen: “The Curious Predator”
Dial ‘4’ for Davut Ozkan: “The Defiant Predator”
Dial ‘5’ for Thomas Campbell “The Asthma Predator”
Dial ‘6’ for Lee “No Pickles” Greer
Dial ‘7’ for John “Sportsbroadcaster” Donnelly
I am sipping on a montepulchiano as I type this up (I’m an Old World wine type of girl) and so over Tuesday. Tuesday drags so much and it’s at that point in the week that your body still thinks it’s the weekend, but the harsh reality of the weekend being a memory and the next weekend out of reach. It is really the most useless day of the week. Speaking of useless, I present to you this fat, ridiculous, psychopathic waste of oxygen.
Michael “The Vampire” Warrecker
29-year-old Michael had some serious problems. Now, don’t get me wrong, all of the predators caught on TCAP have some issues. However, Michael the fucking vampire would be the poster child for chemical castration. His ass was beyond help and was a sick son of a bitch. Mike was nabbed in TCAP IIX: Long Beach. Now, I did vote for Long Beach, but Riverside had some characters, man. Michael is probably one of the most fondly remembered from the Long Beach sting. Not because he had a great quip for Chris, or bolted. No. He’s remembered because he was potentially one of the most dangerous predators and a sick, creepy bastard. He is disgusting scum.
Using the screen name can_i_rape_you_anally, Michael happened upon kieragirlrulz, a 13 year old girl. He was down with putting his dick up a 13 year old girl’s butt and drinking her blood….OR SO HE THOUGHT!!!!
He wastes no time in stupid shit like introductions. He gets right down to business and establishes his true horrifying colors pretty quickly:
an_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:12:47 PM): can i ask a fucked up question?
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:13:05 PM): i guess
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:13:22 PM): do you have a rape fetish, and were you ever raped
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:13:43 PM): noo
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:13:48 PM): no to both?
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:14:11 PM): yea. no to both
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:14:22 PM): k
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:14:25 PM): i like rape
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:14:39 PM): creepy
Creepy is the understatement of the century on that. I’m sorry, but I have to give big props to some of the decoys. They are far better than Del, or that stupid bitch with the big ass Dolly Parton wig, or that fuckin Manchild “Me, my Mommy, and my Daddy”, the fat, Leonardo the Ninja Turtle looking bitch for the Murphy, TX sting. I respect the decoys because they have to see this sick, twisted bullshit and respond to it. They have to look at some of the ugliest , most vile guys and their penises (Dan Allen pissing on camera would have scarred me for fuckin life. I may even poured bleach into my eyes), be nice to them, act curious, all under the guise of being some naïve and eager 13/14/15 year olds. The subject of child molestation and rape are so uncomfortable to me that I would immediately blow my cover and curse the fuckin pedos out. So shout out to the decoys!
Michael keeps working on the girl, telling her that he’d fuck her pussy, he doesn’t like to hurt chicks (yet he wants to rape them? What the fuck, bruh?!), and finally invites her to his Myspace page (dated), where the decoy sees his face and a bunch of rape banners everywhere.
People claim that the internet now is the Wild, Wild West where cyberbullying (give me a fuckin break) runs rampant and all this other OTT shit. No. Back in the early-to-mid 2000’s, the internet was very much a no-man’s land of chaotic bullshit where you had no idea where Windows Internet Explorer 7 would take you. I am willing to bet that Michael Warrecker couldn’t get away with that rape banner shit on Myspace, FB, Twitter, Instagram and all that other stupid ass social media shit today.
I’m not saying that the internet is “safe” today, I’m saying that there is now more attention and focus placed on certain sites and certain sites are publicly traded, which means they have a reputation to keep. Try trolling that rape shit on YouTube and Google will shut your account down faster than a man after hearing the pregnancy test results.
Mike expresses several times that he likes the word “rape” and claims he doesn’t know why. He then asks this:
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:45:59 PM): kiss touch oral
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:46:10 PM): you like sucking cock?
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:46:42 PM): yea it was ok
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/05/06 8:46:50 PM): cool, do you swallow cum?
kieragirlrulz (09/05/06 8:47:10 PM): i did one time
She’s 13, dude. And I said this before: These predators must have some type of narcissistic inflated self-egos or something. Mike isn’t even that hot. If I didn’t even know who he was and no bullshit, if he and were at a bar and he came and sat next to me, I wouldn’t even give him a second glance. Not because he is a fuckin convicted child pedophile, but because he just isn’t attractive to me. He looks like a geek.
Then he absolutely says some sick shit here:
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/07/06 6:55:07 PM): could you shave it bald tonight for me?
kieragirlrulz (09/07/06 6:55:27 PM): i guess i just hope i dont like cut myself of something
kieragirlrulz (09/07/06 6:55:34 PM): cause thatll suck
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/07/06 6:55:40 PM): just do it slowly, it will be ok
kieragirlrulz (09/07/06 6:56:00 PM): ok
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/07/06 6:56:12 PM): or i could shave you myself
kieragirlrulz (09/07/06 6:56:27 PM): um you promise not to cut me lol
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/07/06 6:56:36 PM): hehe i cant promise anything
kieragirlrulz (09/07/06 6:56:42 PM): hrm lol
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/07/06 6:56:48 PM): i might want to cut you a little.. suck on your blood lol
Mike needs some chemical castration. Not only is he a disgusting child pedophile, he wants to drink the blood of this 13 year old girl and would cut her deliberately, after he says he doesn’t “hurt girls”. Okay, not to get all graphic here, I do the whole shaving bit, and yes, if you’re not careful, that shit HURTS. This is one predator that should have been locked in prison for life.
After Warrecker tells the decoy that he wants to get her fucked up on booze (which is another sinister thing he says), the decoy starts telling him about her family’s daily ritual. Like Dustin and Lee Greer, Michael doesn’t take the bait about the decoy’s shitty home life (Dad’s here, Mom’s history/Dad has new family, I just moved here with Mom), and starts talking about fucking the 13 year old child up the butt. The decoy claims that she is pretending to be sick so she doesn’t have to go to school.
Michael, all of a sudden, gets cold feet and tries to change his fuckin story so that he can come see the decoy. However, now he wants to come see her as a “friend” to talk; a stark contrast to him fuckin waxing poetic about fuckin this minor up the butt:
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:44:40 AM): but i think when i come over in a couple hours.. its not going to be for anything other than just hangin gout k?
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:45:06 AM): why i was excited
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:45:39 AM): well, something might happen... but the reason im coming to see you is to meet you as a friend.
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:45:58 AM): its cuz i still feel worried about this whole thing lol
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:46:08 AM): people have been locked up for this shit lol
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:46:20 AM): well i was excited and stuff
Kudos to the fuckin excellent decoy, because she (or he, I don’t judge) was able to convince this motherfucker to come out to LB to see her in less than ten minutes:
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:53:34 AM): about 5 mins away
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:53:36 AM): wow
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:54:44 AM): i need to do a load of laundry first tho, all my shit is dirty lol
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:55:18 AM): lol ok
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:55:36 AM): and did you say you like sucking dick?
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:55:49 AM): lol yea its ok
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:56:11 AM): k, do you like being on top?
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:56:13 AM): and riding
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:56:43 AM): we can try it but i was thinkin you were gonna be
He then wants her to put her hair into pigtails so he can “pull them when I’m behind ya”. This exchange by Michael proves to me that he’s just a beta male who deserves to rot in prison for good:
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 1:53:24 PM): so are you ready to watch a scary ass movie? lol
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 1:53:33 PM): yep lol
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 1:54:31 PM): do you get scared eaily?
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 1:55:00 PM): no lol
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 1:55:06 PM): k
can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 1:55:20 PM): cuz it freaked me out when i saw it.. just weird ass images and stuff
kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 1:55:31 PM): lol whimp
He’s a whimp, indeed. No. He wasn’t talking about Candyman. He wasn’t talking about Prince of Darkness, The Exorcist, The Omen, The 1984 version of A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Shining, The Ring, or Rosemary’s Baby. No. This fuckin cocksucking bitch was talking about Silent Hill. LOL. One of the stupidest “Based on a video game” movies I have ever.
So Mike shows up in his truck and pulls into the front of the LB House (probably what I consider the worst of the sting houses). Mike doesn’t look 29, tbh. He looks more 35/36 lazy man. Mike looks like a fuckin fat Vampire with a stupid ass mullet.
He keeps smiling at the decoy and looking like a fat, creepy vampire. Here's His Theme Song
The decoy coolly gives him the slip and Chris comes out just as Mike (who has brought a fuckin yellow Gatorade) starts helping himself to some punch.
His convo with Chris isn’t really memorable. He asks Chris if what he’s pouring is punch. Chris then turns into “father mode” and starts admonishing Mike.
“We all have our fetishes” Is what Mike answers. Mike, however, reacts aggressively towards Chris reading the chatlogs. Was Mike EVEN EMPLOYED!?!??! He claims numerous times he was “on vacation”.
The whole “Chris Interview” with Mike was so bizarre. At certain times, he would act extremely calm, signs of a true psychopath. At other times, mainly when he was speaking to Chris and trying to justify his sick ass thinking, he would react aggressively. He would still have that blank ass stare.
Michael went outside and was promptly O-Rested.
I don’t give a fuck this motherfucker deserves a swift kick in the balls and some chemical castration. To me, his sentence was far too light. He only got a few months and lifetime RSO registry. Mike should have gotten taken out of this fuckin life. He doesn't deserve to live. He was one of the most disgusting/disturbing/dangerous predators ever to grace the slovenly halls of TCAP. Michael Warrecker, YOU PUNK ASS SON OF A BITCH, I HOPE DROWN IN HELL’S SEA OF ETERNAL FIRE YOU COWARD, COCKSUCKIN BITCH!!!
Who is next in line?!?!? COME ON DOWN!!!!
(It won’t be the next produced as the next episode is filled due to mass voting)
Dial ‘1’ for Matthew “Jesus Rocks” Cogburn
Dial ‘2’ for Frank “Buy you an MP3 Player” Sierras
Dial ‘3’ for Dan Allen: “The Curious Predator”
Dial ‘4’ for Davut Ozkan: “The Defiant Predator”
Dial ‘5’ for Thomas Campbell “The Asthma Predator”
Dial ‘6’ for Lee “No Pickles” Greer
Dial ‘7’ for John “Sportsbroadcaster” Donnelly