Chronolawgical Lorne

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Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 11, 2018 15:21:23 GMT -5 Tixxx Tixxx, lairdkeir, and 16 more like this

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Date (Age) Location Jawb / Event Love Interest Miscellaneous / notes
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1970 Oct. 18 (-)	Cambridge, Maine	Born	------------------	Youngest of 6, 4 brothers 1 sister
1972/73 (2)	Maine	Parents divorce / father leaves family Possible domestic abuse	------------------	Real father is Canadian Ralph, who allows family relative "Bunky" to steal a toy from Lorne
1973/74 (3)	----------------------	Mawma Gwen meets Lorne's Step-dad	------------------	Step-dad is Dale B
1974-79	----------------------	--------------------------------------------------------------	------------------	Possible sexual abuse by older brothers
1979/80 (9)	----------------------	Family moves in with step-dad	------------------	Step-dad shows young Lorne gay porn
1981/82 (11)	----------------------	Steals step-dad's truck, is caught by uncle / confesses	------------------	Lorne claims to have never lied again after this when he's not punished for confessing
1983-86	----------------------	--------------------------------------------------------------	No girlfriends in high school	D student
1986/87 (17)	----------------------	Drove from California to Maine with mom & uncle	------------------	2 uncles lived in California at that time
1987/88 (18)	Guilford, Maine	Graduates from Piscataquis Community High School	------------------	------------------------------------------------------
1988	Fullerton, California	Lived with uncles for 3 months	------------------	------------------------------------------------------
1989/1990 (19)	----------------------	Carpentry	Amanda	Working for Amanda's father; Her father tries to get Lorne to marry her
1990/91 (20)	----------------------	--------------------------------------------------------------	Denise (29) 3 Months	Denise wanted to get married, Lorne fled
1991-1993	Alaska	Joins Air Force as mechanic	------------------	Broke arm playing sports during time in military
1991/92 (21)	Maine	Meets dad for first time at grandma's funeral	------------------	2 week leave from Air Force to attend funeral
1993-98	Maine	Alternate addresses in ME & WA from '93-'98	------------------	Discharge from Air Force in '93, (dishonorable?) Unable to pass trade course
1993-98	Washington State: Olympia, Tumwater	Alternate addresses in WA & ME from '93-'98 Drive truck Schneider National / septic work	Paula 8 months	"Not really dating" Paula but she cheated on Lorne; Lived with brother, brother's wife & the nieces he "spoils"
1997	Palermo, Maine	Last year Lorne has seen his biolawgical father	------------------	Lorne & 2 brothers visit Ralph Sr. to drink with him, the sons have to buy the beer
1998 February	Yukon, Oklahoma	--------------------------------------------------------------	------------------	Brother lived in Oklahoma at this time
1998/99	Maine	--------------------------------------------------------------	------------------	------------------------------------------------------
2000-02	Washington State: Tumwater, Lacey, Olympia	Drive truck Schneider National / septic work	Amanda James (28)	2 1/2 year online relationship with Amanda James; Lived with brother ?
2001 (30)	----------------------	Step-dad cheats on Mawma Gwen, they separate; Moves back to Maine to be closer to Amanda James	------------------	Drives from Washington to Maine
2002-04	Cambridge, Skowhegan ME	Alternating addresses in ME & WA in 04/05	------------------	-----------------------------------------------------
2004/05	Washington State: Lacey, Olympia, Tumwater	Alternating addresses in WA & ME in 04/05	------------------	-----------------------------------------------------
2005-07	Cambridge, Guilford ME	Moves back to ME to be closer to Amanda James in PA; Gives presents to siblings in form of home services: ($700 worth for mac & cheese, $700 for deviled eggs, $425 for meatballs, $500 for 2nd mac & cheese	Molly (10?) 4 months in '04	Finds out Amanda isn't real when sister talks to her on phone for 2 minutes; Only receives one mac & cheese total in return
2006	----------------------	O.U.I. charge - 1 night in jail, $500 fine	------------------	------------------------------------------------------
2006 Nov.-Dec.	Skowhegan, Maine	Scams Betty via his A1 Septic Services / Construction with brother Paul & friend Tony F.	------------------	Unable to drive self around (OUI related ?) Scammed University professor in ME in similar ruse for $20,000
2007 August	----------------------	Agrees to pay Betty back via arbitrator then flees to Nashville	------------------	Sells "$60.000" home for "$8,000"; leaves truck at mechanic in ME after not paying for repairs ? (re: Betty interview)
2007 Aug. - Oct.	Nashville, TN	Call center / contruction / lull operator	One night stand	Last time ever having sex, in car outside of bar 2 nights before sting
2007 Sept. 17	----------------------	Makes first contact with decoy Kayla online	"Kayla" (13)	Also messaged decoys kimmykimmycocobop, dizneygirrl_13 & cookiecrisp
2007 Oct. 18 (37..._today)	Bowling Green, KY	Arrested in "To Catch a Predator" sting	------------------	Bowling Green is last ever episode of "To Catch a Predator" series
2007 Oct. 10 - 2008 June 30	Warren County Jail, KY	Begins incawceration to await trial. Does not make bail.	------------------	-----------------------------------------------------
2007 Dec. 18	----------------------	Dateline NBC's TCAP Bowling Green, KY airs; 2 months, 10 days after sting	------------------	Fellow inmates in jail see broadcast
2008 June 30	----------------------	State conviction (7 Years) Transferred to State Prison	------------------	Takes plea bargain to lesser charges on the advice of council due to facing up to 30 years for intent to make CP based on camera in truck & references to photos in chatlawg
2008 Aug. 18	----------------------	Federal conviction (60 months)	------------------	-----------------------------------------------------
2008 June 30 - 2011 Aug. 9	Luther Luckett State Prison (KY)	Serves 3 years, 2 months of 7 year sentence	------------------	-----------------------------------------------------
2011 April 25	----------------------	Files lawsuit VS NBC (KY Court)	------------------	Collaborated with Michael Patterson on lawsuit for $80 million; Lawsuit terminated 2012 Sept.
2011 Aug. 9	----------------------	Granted parole for state conviction, still required to serve federal sentence. Transferred to Federal Prison	------------------	------------------------------------------------------
2011 Aug. 9 - 2012 Nov. 6	Fort Dix, NJ Federal Prison	Serves 15 of 60 month sentence	------------------	------------------------------------------------------
2012 Nov. 5	----------------------	Files lawsuit VS NBC (NY Court)	------------------	Lawsuit terminated 2015 June
2012 Nov. 6 (42)	----------------------	Released from prison after 5 years, 2 weeks, 5 days.	------------------	First thing he does getting out of prison is buy pack of cigarettes
2012 Nov.	----------------------	Paroled, placed on lifetime RSO list	------------------	Must attend weekly sex offender rehabilitation classes; First meal out of prison was Mawma Gwen's chicken pawt pie
2013 -2014	Maine	Living with family member	Nikki (23); Denise (21); Emily/Vanessa Parker	"Just friends" with Nikki, who gets $10,000 in "loans" for an apartment & furniture from Lorne, which he paid with credit cards & out of personal loans; 1 year Emily/Vanessa
2014 - 2016	----------------------	Clark's Milk, Madden Logging	E 2015-2019	-------------------------------------------------------------
2015 Feb.	----------------------	"Taken Abroad" by Lorne Armstrong is published	------------------	-------------------------------------------------------------
2016 Nov - 2017 May	Canaan, Maine	Youtube channel active	Ramona (24) 2016-18	Living on uncle Clayton's property
2017 - 2018	Cornville, Maine	Chaffee Transport, Linkletter Trucking; Lorne files for bankruptcy 2017 Dec; Inherited his uncle Rich’s home upon his death in ‘17	Michelle Simpson (33)	After 2 days Michelle agrees to meet him at Dunkin' Donuts/Circle K, he never shows & texts to meet at his house instead
Current (48)	Cornville, Maine	Drive truck for unnamed company	Casey 2018- (30)	Stricter conditions placed on his alcohol consumption from PO due to Nikki situation & phone-calls from trolls posted online
----------------------	----------------------	--------------------------------------------------------------	Winnie	Has had sex with about 20 women by his count, mostly one-night stands
		Lorne says he will return to YouTube after completing sex offender treatment course !!	-----------------	Has signed agreement with PO to not be on social media until course is completed. Should take 1-1 1/2 years, Lorne has been taking it for over 5 years

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Pre-Contact:

Original Chatlawg LINK

Holy Lornography Read by Based Shaman LINK

Phone-calls with Decoy LINK

Original To Catch A Predator Broadcast LINK

Extended Interview Part 1 LINK

Extended Interview Part 2 LINK

Extended Interview Part 3 LINK

Extended Interview Part 4 LINK

Outside Bust Footage LINK

Police Interview LINK

Post-Contact:

Ethan Interview LINK

Mr. Penis Uncut: Ethan Follow Up LINK

E Call #1 - First Meeting LINK

E Call #2 - Lorne Flips Out LINK

E Call #3 - Hangover Lorne LINK

Ramona Pt. 1 - The Cawlm Before the Lorne LINK

Ramona Pt. 2 - CokeCaPuff and Horsey Dinckck LINK

Ramona Pt. 3 - L and R part 3 LINK

Ramona Pt. 4 - Lorne Demands Answers From Ramonuh LINK

Ramona Pt. 5 - Lorne Threatens Breakup LINK

Ramona Pt. 6 - Ramonuh Will Date Doctah Horse Dinckle LINK

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Lorne Newborn

Lorne Toddler 1

Lorne Toddler 2

Kid 1

Kid 2

Pre-teen

Teen 1

Teen 2

Teen 3

Teen 4

Air Force

Pre-Nashville

Yahoo Display

PJ Screenshot

Cawd Hi-Def

Booking

Mugshot 1

Mugshot 2

Mugshot 3

Mugshot 4

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RSO Post-2012 1

RSO Post-2012 2

RSO Pre-2015

RSO 2015 ?

RSO 2015

RSO Feb 2016

RSO Aug 2016

RSO Feb 2017

RSO Aug 2017

RSO Nov 2017

RSO Feb 2018 ?

Current RSO 2018

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Feel free to add any details or correct any mistakes.

Last Edit: Feb 11, 2019 1:08:58 GMT -5 by Bawston Cap

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Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 11, 2018 15:49:39 GMT -5 Bawston Cap and ultramegaunknown AKA (Ex)Derek like this

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Under Current Era Maine, you also have to add Nikki, Ember and I believe Denise, the girl at the gas station. He was unemployed for sometime after jail, he hauled woodchips and I believe milk for 2 different companies.

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Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 11, 2018 18:04:32 GMT -5 Bawston Cap, D-Unit, and 2 more like this

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Thank you for doing this.

You could add Lorne's favorite story: when he was 11 (1981/82) he stole his dad's truck, but someone (uncle I think?) saw him driving it so he returned it. He owned up to it and he was not punished, so he decided from that point on to never lie again b/c telling the truth works out better in the long run.*

*This advice comes from an RSO.

Herr Doktor Freud, just what is the Oedipus complex?

lorne_a_20014 (10/13/07 10:29:58 PM): can you learn how to make my moms chicken pie when we get married?lol

Sigmund TCAP addict i love you more than anything in the world......well, except my mom, you're right there with her lol Posts: 2,122	Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 11, 2018 19:33:35 GMT -5 lairdkeir, stinkbug, and 12 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sigmund on Nov 11, 2018 19:33:35 GMT -5 A complete list of women that Lorne has had sex with may also be helpful. As far as I know, this is all of them:
	Herr Doktor Freud, just what is the Oedipus complex? lorne_a_20014 (10/13/07 10:29:58 PM): can you learn how to make my moms chicken pie when we get married?lol

LannicCity Decoy tryout Posts: 39	Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 11, 2018 20:14:40 GMT -5 thatisthetruth, Bawston Cap, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LannicCity on Nov 11, 2018 20:14:40 GMT -5 1970-1991: Raised by his mawm and deprived of mac n' cheese

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 11, 2018 20:26:36 GMT -5 via mobile Bawston Cap likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2018 20:26:36 GMT -5 Interesting, thank you. Why did he go to state prison then federal prison ?

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Nov 11, 2018 20:26:36 GMT -5 @webdev said:

Interesting, thank you.

Why did he go to state prison then federal prison ?

He crossed state lines to commit the crime (Interstate travel to engage in illicit sexual conduct) and attempted unlawful transaction with a minor which got him in State Prison.

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Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 12, 2018 5:52:15 GMT -5 firemoon, FredHerbert, and 2 more like this

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Nov 11, 2018 18:04:32 GMT -5 Sigmund said:

Thank you for doing this.

You could add Lorne's favorite story: when he was 11 (1981/82) he stole his dad's truck, but someone (uncle I think?) saw him driving it so he returned it. He owned up to it and he was not punished, so he decided from that point on to never lie again b/c telling the truth works out better in the long run.*

*This advice comes from an RSO.

The George Washington of trailer park Maine

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Nov 12, 2018 8:56:58 GMT -5 Bawston Cap said:

Points I'm aware of but need confirmation of times/exact locations:

-1 - Mawma Gwen remarried Lorne's step father & Lorne moved in with him years later - not sure which years, can't remember where I saw this before to find it.

- 2 -Lorne drove truck and did septic work in Washington State - not sure which job during which stint in Washington.

- 3 - Exact timeline of love interests for current era Maine Lorne

- 4 -Confirmation of year for high school graduation and school name. He graduated but did he do it without being held back any years ?

- 5- Time of O.U.I. + punishment duration

1. Gwen didn't marry her boyfriend, Lorne moved in with them I believe when he was 7-9 (he mentioned it in the chat, someone can verify this)

2. He mentioned to Paul that he did construction work in Washington but he could have done other things there, his brother and sister-in-law got him to move out there

3. I don't know when he started talking to Nikki, Ember roughly around 2015-2016 and that continued until about 2017. He spoke to Ramona from 2016 to indefinitely 2018 (could still be going on for all I know). Casey probably around beginning of 2018 and this is open ended as I have no clue about dates.

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Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 12, 2018 14:53:34 GMT -5 Bawston Cap and ultramegaunknown AKA (Ex)Derek like this

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Autobiographical information:

Age 2 - 1972/73 - Dad left
Age 3 - 1973/74 - Step-dad
Age 9 - 1979/80 - Step-dad moves in
Age 21 - 1991/92 - Comes back from Alaska for two weeks, meets real dad at paternal grandmother's funeral
1997 - Most recent year Lorne may have seen his real father
Age 30 - 2000/01 - Step-dad cheats on mom

lorne_a_20014 (10/09/07 5:36:11 PM): my dad left my mom with us 6 kids when i was 2 yrs old, she met another guy when i was 3 yrs old and was with him for 27 yrs but we didn't move in with him until i was 9 yrs old and they broke up when i was 30 because he cheated on her
lorne_a_20014 (10/09/07 5:36:30 PM): i never even seen my real dad until i was 21 yrs old
[...]
kayla_princess94 (10/09/07 5:46:53 PM): so how u meet ur daddy when u was 21
lorne_a_20014 (10/09/07 5:48:02 PM): because my grandmother died (my dads mom) and she always came and visited us and baught us birthday presents and christmas presents so i went to her funeral and that's where i met him for the first time
kayla_princess94 (10/09/07 5:48:15 PM): wow
lorne_a_20014 (10/09/07 5:48:22 PM): yup
lorne_a_20014 (10/09/07 5:48:42 PM): i was in the air force in alaska when she died so i had to come back from there
lorne_a_20014 (10/09/07 5:48:58 PM): i think i came back for 2 weeks then i went back to alaska
[...]
lorne_a_20014 (10/09/07 5:59:13 PM): nobody ever goes to see him that i know about
lorne_a_20014 (10/09/07 5:59:21 PM): i haven't seen him in over 10 yrs

Aged 17 - 1987/88 - Drove from California to Maine with mom and uncle
Aged 30 - 2000/01 - Drove from Washington to Maine

kayla_princess94 (10/09/07 5:50:11 PM): how u get 2 go 2 all the states
lorne_a_20014 (10/09/07 5:51:54 PM): because when i was growing up we went on a vacation to florida and drove there and i've driven from california to maine with my mom and aunt and uncle when i was 17 and i've driven from washington to maine when i was 30 and i also use to drive a big 18 wheeler truck

Late August 2007 - Moved to Nashville

lorne_a_20014 (10/09/07 5:39:28 PM): i've only been in nashville for about 7 weeks now

2004 - Met Molly online, "dated" for four months

kayla_princess94 (10/15/07 9:55:57 PM): i was jus thinkin bout sumthin
lorne_a_20014 (10/15/07 9:56:02 PM): what?
kayla_princess94 (10/15/07 9:56:43 PM): well u know that grl on ur myspace that is b4 me not ur neices but that *edit name* grl
lorne_a_20014 (10/15/07 9:56:52 PM): yup
kayla_princess94 (10/15/07 9:56:59 PM): was she ur gf
lorne_a_20014 (10/15/07 9:57:17 PM): she was for about 4 months i think, but we never met
lorne_a_20014 (10/15/07 9:57:28 PM): she lives in northern part of maine
kayla_princess94 (10/15/07 9:57:45 PM): y she b4 me
lorne_a_20014 (10/15/07 9:58:58 PM): because we're like really good friends now and have been for the last 3 years and she would get upset with me if i put you before her but i just made up my mind that...........oh well, i'm gonna put you before her because i love you and she'll have to deal with it lol:-*:x

Last Edit: Nov 12, 2018 15:01:51 GMT -5 by Sigmund

Herr Doktor Freud, just what is the Oedipus complex?

lorne_a_20014 (10/13/07 10:29:58 PM): can you learn how to make my moms chicken pie when we get married?lol

Sigmund TCAP addict i love you more than anything in the world......well, except my mom, you're right there with her lol Posts: 2,122	Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 12, 2018 15:04:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sigmund on Nov 12, 2018 15:04:28 GMT -5 Lorne's RSO page says he currently works for the trucking company Rc Moore (I also updated my post above to add more info from the chat)
	Last Edit: Nov 12, 2018 16:09:15 GMT -5 by Sigmund Herr Doktor Freud, just what is the Oedipus complex? lorne_a_20014 (10/13/07 10:29:58 PM): can you learn how to make my moms chicken pie when we get married?lol

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Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 12, 2018 15:15:17 GMT -5

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Nov 12, 2018 15:04:28 GMT -5 Sigmund said:

Lorne's RSO page says he currently works for a trucking company:

Rc Moore

(I also updated my post above to add more info from the chat)

Even though, this is public info, I wouldn't post this here. We don't need a paper trail and I don't trust anyone using a guest account.

Last Edit: Nov 12, 2018 16:44:36 GMT -5 by dickhungwell

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Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 12, 2018 15:21:10 GMT -5

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His court date when he was officially sentenced is in the lawsuits. When he stood in front of the Judge and apologized to the world.

The Bowling Green sting aired on December 28th, 2007. 2 months and 10 days after he was caught.

We might be able to assume when he created his YIM account by his screen name, 2001 might be the year.

Last Edit: Nov 12, 2018 15:26:40 GMT -5 by dickhungwell

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Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 12, 2018 15:38:58 GMT -5

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Nov 12, 2018 15:21:10 GMT -5 dickhungwell said:

His court date when he was officially sentenced is in the lawsuits. When he stood in front of the Judge and apologized to the world.

The Bowling Green sting aired on December 28th, 2007. 2 months and 10 days after he was caught.

We might be able to assume when he created his YIM account by his screen name, 2001 might be the year.

The dates of conviction and sentencing are also on his RSO page.

According to an old post by Joey's (HERE) Lorne's explanation of why he picked his screen name was that "lorne_a_2001 was stolen, lorne_a_20011 was stolen, lorne_a_20012 was stolen...", and so he got to lorne_a_20014.

Herr Doktor Freud, just what is the Oedipus complex?

lorne_a_20014 (10/13/07 10:29:58 PM): can you learn how to make my moms chicken pie when we get married?lol

dickhungwell TCAP junkie Gud n Yew Posts: 2,808	Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 12, 2018 15:44:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dickhungwell on Nov 12, 2018 15:44:52 GMT -5 Lorne published his book in February 2015.
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Nov 12, 2018 15:44:52 GMT -5 dickhungwell said:

Lorne published his book in February 2015.

Specifically,

Armstrong, Lorne. (February 2015). Taken Abroad. BAM! Publishing. ISBN 978-1-6311-1002-3

Note that BAM! Publishing is a self-publishing company (pejoratively referred to as a vanity press) and so it's not like Lorne was picked up by a real publisher. He paid them to publish his book, rather than the other way around.

Herr Doktor Freud, just what is the Oedipus complex?

lorne_a_20014 (10/13/07 10:29:58 PM): can you learn how to make my moms chicken pie when we get married?lol

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Nov 13, 2018 19:22:08 GMT -5 theswordofthemorning said:

I always wondered how much his house “could” have sold for. The American Empire still hadn’t quite gone into full sub prime economic meltdown by that point.

Lorne lied about having a house, it was his brother's house. The money he claims he got from sell his house was most likely Betty and Eric's or never it existed.

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Nov 13, 2018 19:22:08 GMT -5 theswordofthemorning said:

I always wondered how much his house “could” have sold for. The American Empire still hadn’t quite gone into full sub prime economic meltdown by that point.

From what it seems like to me, he never actually owned the place, it was his brother's where he was just staying and where the septic company was registered. The "$8,000" I would bet was just the cut he was left with from the Betty scam and he made up a story to pretend he was left with nothing out of it.

All work and no play makes Lorne a lull boy

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Nov 13, 2018 20:20:30 GMT -5 dickhungwell said:

If you want to get granular, the dates he talked on the phone with Kayla and Ramona are out there

In another thread I went through parts of the chat log to determine this. Here they are with some choice excerpts.

NOTE: the times in the chat log are an hour ahead of the time in Kentucky and Nashville. Proof:

lorne_a_20014 (09/17/07 9:35:44 PM): what time is it there?
kayla_princess94 (09/17/07 9:37:24 PM): 8:37

I've adjusted these times, so to find the instances in the chat log simply add an hour to the time. (i.e. A call made at 9:37 PM will appear at 10:37 PM in the chat).

9/21/2007

CALL 1 - 9:37 PM - (LINK)

Lorne: KAAAYYYLLAAAAAAAAAAAA

CALL 2 - 9:44 PM - (LINK)

Lorne: Have you ever heard of The Beatles?
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Lorne: Look at the two of you dancing that way / Lost in the moment and each other's face

10/6/2007 - 7:48 PM - (LINK)

Lorne: I'm thinking I wish I was there with you right now... If I was, you'd be naked.
Kayla: Really?
Lorne: Yeah! Ha-ha. Would you want to be?
Kayla: I guess so...
Lorne: O.K.! Would you want me to be?
Kayla: If you wanted to.
Lorne: Of course I want to. Of course I want to be naked with you. I love you, why wouldn't I want to be naked with you?
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Lorne: Things are gonna be a lot better, now that I've quit my jawb.
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Lorne: I have a jawb interview on Monday (10/8)...
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Lorne: What are you wearing?
[...]
Kayla: I'm just wearing a pair of blue jeans and a t-shirt.
Lorne: Oh. What color panties and bra?
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Lorne: So, you know we gotta... be like... really careful about doing this.

10/14/2007 - 7:32 PM - (LINK)

Lorne: Are you anxious to touch my penis?
Kayla: Ha
Lorne: Ha-ha-ha, didn't expect me to ask you that over the phone, did ya?
Kayla: Ha, I didn't.
Lorne: Well, are you?
Kayla: I guess so...
Lorne: Ha-ha, why don't you just say "yes" like you do online? Ha-ha
Kayla: yes...
Lorne: O.K.

10/18/2007

CALL 1 - 6:13 PM - (LINK)

Lorne: Are you sitting in front of your computer?
Kayla: Yeah, why?
Lorne: I was wondering if you were looking at me. I'm eating a sandwich. I was hungry.
Kayla: Well, ya gotta eat.
Lorne: Well, yeah.
Kayla: What kinda sandwich is it?
Lorne: Baloney! I didn't buy any ham or anything like that.
Kayla: Awww, O.K.
Lorne: So your parents are gone now?
Kayla: Yeah, they left at 4.
Lorne: Good. Are you ready for me?
---
Lorne: Hear me chewin'? ...Did you hear me chewin'?
Kayla: Yeah.
Lorne: Yeah! O.K., I don't have enough gas to go there-and-back and there-and-back again.
Kayla: Uh-huh...
Lorne: I'm gonna stay with you tonight and tomorrow and tomorrow night.
Kayla: O.K.
Lorne: O.K.
Kayla: O.K.
Lorne: Does that sound... O.K. to you?
Kayla: Yeah. I mean nobody's gonna be here so it's not really gonna matter.
Lorne: Do your parents have a garage?
Kayla: Uhh... No, it's just one side of the house and then the other side.
---
Lorne: Well, when I get there we'll see how much gas I have in my truck then and then... maybe if I have enough gas then I'll bring you back here and then I'll take you back again.
Kayla: O.K.
Lorne: You're only an hour away so it really shouldn't be that bad.
Kayla: O.K.
Lorne: So... And... What about Bud? Do you want me to bring him? Because if I stay there I can't leave him here... and not be able to go to the bathroom.
Kayla: Can you get somebody to watch him?
Lorne: I... hmmm.... I think he-- I think we got enough gas to get back here.
Kayla: O.K.
Lorne: I'm gonna put twenty more dollars in.
Kayla: O.K., just as long as you're sure he's gonna be O.K.
Lorne: I'm sure I'm gonna be O.K., I'll be even better once I'm there!
---
Lorne: I was on the lull all day.

CALL 2 - A little before 7:00 PM - (LINK)

Lorne: Hello.
Kayla: Hey!
Lorne: Hi, honey. You're in the shower with me.
Kayla. I'm sorry.
Lorne: Ha-ha. What are you doing?
Kayla: You're gonna think I'm really stupid...
Lorne: Why?
Kayla: You [unintelligible] about the garage...
Lorne: Yeah. And you have one!
Kayla: Yeah...
Lorne: Well, I'm gonna be bringing you back here now anyway so it doesn't matter now

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Herr Doktor Freud, just what is the Oedipus complex?

lorne_a_20014 (10/13/07 10:29:58 PM): can you learn how to make my moms chicken pie when we get married?lol

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Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 13, 2018 23:24:02 GMT -5

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Post by bubbazanetti on Nov 13, 2018 23:24:02 GMT -5

Nov 12, 2018 16:16:29 GMT -5 Sigmund said:

Nov 12, 2018 15:44:52 GMT -5 dickhungwell said:

Lorne published his book in February 2015.

Specifically,

Armstrong, Lorne. (February 2015). Taken Abroad. BAM! Publishing. ISBN 978-1-6311-1002-3

Note that BAM! Publishing is a self-publishing company (pejoratively referred to as a vanity press) and so it's not like Lorne was picked up by a real publisher. He paid them to publish his book, rather than the other way around.

I wonder if we could pool our money have have BAM publish the chatlawg. I bet it would sell far more copies than "Taken Abroad" did. But I'm thinking that PJ would want their cut.

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Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 13, 2018 23:28:47 GMT -5 theswordofthemorning and jeffstacysghost like this

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Post by Sigmund on Nov 13, 2018 23:28:47 GMT -5

Nov 13, 2018 23:24:02 GMT -5 bubbazanetti said:

Nov 12, 2018 16:16:29 GMT -5 Sigmund said:

Specifically,

Armstrong, Lorne. (February 2015). Taken Abroad. BAM! Publishing. ISBN 978-1-6311-1002-3

Note that BAM! Publishing is a self-publishing company (pejoratively referred to as a vanity press) and so it's not like Lorne was picked up by a real publisher. He paid them to publish his book, rather than the other way around.

I wonder if we could pool our money have have BAM publish the chatlawg. I bet it would sell far more copies than "Taken Abroad" did. But I'm thinking that PJ would want their cut.

I'm sure if we just promise to make Del & Frag some Mac & Cheese, we can take the rest of the profits.

Either that, or the Supreme w/ pineapple

Herr Doktor Freud, just what is the Oedipus complex?

lorne_a_20014 (10/13/07 10:29:58 PM): can you learn how to make my moms chicken pie when we get married?lol

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Chronolawgical Lorne Nov 13, 2018 23:29:23 GMT -5

Quote

Post by dickhungwell on Nov 13, 2018 23:29:23 GMT -5

Nov 13, 2018 23:24:02 GMT -5 bubbazanetti said:

Nov 12, 2018 16:16:29 GMT -5 Sigmund said:

Specifically,

Armstrong, Lorne. (February 2015). Taken Abroad. BAM! Publishing. ISBN 978-1-6311-1002-3

Note that BAM! Publishing is a self-publishing company (pejoratively referred to as a vanity press) and so it's not like Lorne was picked up by a real publisher. He paid them to publish his book, rather than the other way around.

I wonder if we could pool our money have have BAM publish the chatlawg. I bet it would sell far more copies than "Taken Abroad" did. But I'm thinking that PJ would want their cut.

You'd just have to change some details and the story would be the property of the church

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