To Review a Predator: William Rowell "The Movie Predator"

"You didn't have to git-take a shower!" -William Rowell. 

I've noticed on here that there are a select few predators that instantly get the most attention (whom I like to dub "The Dirty Dozen"): Lorne (without question), Jeff Stacey (Standing next to Mickey Mouse of all people? Ironic much??), Michael Wilusz, Anthony R. Palumbo, John Kennelly, The Rabbi, Dr. Wolin, Michael Warrecker, Hambubger, Walter Babst, Donald Morrison, and JPW. These are the "apex predators" of their respective stings (some of which share an episode together). I find some of the predators to be more overlooked than others. 

Out of the Fortson, GA sting, the one person that always comes to mind to most TCAP fans is Rolando "Molesto" Restocruz. Now, I admit, he was a sick bitch, however, he wasn't nearly as aggressive than the much overlooked William "Wolfinbearsfur" Rowell aka THE MOVIE PREDATOR. 

I will classify Molesto Cruz as possibly the most charming and  romantic predator out of the entire TCAP bunch, however Rowell, here, is a bit more direct in his approach to getting the draws. 




Look at this sexy stud without his shirt. LOL 


The Fortson, GA sting in and of itself was quite bizarre and when stacked up against the ensemble cast who came to meet the supposed underage child I can see how William Rowell could get lost in the shuffle. Technically, he never even had an interview with Chris. I think he's predominately underrated because his whole conversation with the decoy, or supposed underage child was so damn bizarre. 

In some ways, it seemed like the 13 year old decoy was talking to another 13 year old. But it wasn't a child, it was sick, depraved, crazy ass 35 year old bastard. 

The chat started out innocently enough, with Will chatting up with 13 year old girl about mundane things such as his love of wolves, and the Comcast bundle, to him learning to drive a stick at 14, then the conversation takes a damn detour here: 

wolfknight30 (07/23/06 8:59:05 PM): if i am in the whirlpool are you going to be skinny dipping

wolfknight30 (07/23/06 8:59:12 PM): heheheeheh

wolfknight30 (07/23/06 8:59:14 PM): lol

wolfknight30 (07/23/06 8:59:21 PM): j/k

sassy_ltl_lady (07/23/06 8:59:27 PM): ah well ive got both

wolfknight30 (07/23/06 8:59:32 PM): ok

sassy_ltl_lady (07/23/06 8:59:33 PM): n the whirlpoools wrmer

wolfknight30 (07/23/06 8:59:39 PM): i know that

wolfknight30 (07/23/06 8:59:53 PM): are you going to be skinny dipping

sassy_ltl_lady (07/23/06 9:00:01 PM): not bottmless

wolfknight30 (07/23/06 9:00:15 PM): you will be bottomless

Way to just randomly get horny while you're talking on chat to a damn 13 year old girl. They then took their conversation to the phone. It's quite interesting to listen to. You can find it here.  Nothing turns a girl on more than answering the phone and stating: "Just chattin' and watchin' wresslin'" Bill is so damn icky. Ugh. He makes my fuckin skin crawl. 

I will personally vouch for Bill and say that he's probably the most lonely predator of the entire TCAP bunch. A lot of people point their fingers at Jerry Wayne Martin Kosis and Nathan Downhour as the loneliest predators, however, I think Bill takes the cake. For one, Bill uttered this immortal line of dialogue during the phone conversation: 

"I haven't had sex, but I do like sex." 

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?!?!??!?!?! The fuck!?!?! That's the equivalent of me saying "I haven't done crack, but I do like crack!" Not that I would ever do crack, but Jesus be the FENCE!!! How does that even make sense?!?! The decoy just laughed it all off. 

Not to mention, from the phone conversation, we gather two things about Will, here: 

1) He doesn't know how to speak, or he speaks at a 1st grade level 
2) He's well aware of Dateline and the whole TCAP process. 

He goes into detail (which means he's done his research, or he found out of all this second hand from the "undercover" he almost "busted" him) about TCAP and how they hire "models" to "tell him to come back into the house" for Chris to interview them and then "he goes outside and 15 cops are comin' out the woodworks". LMAO!!!!! I DIED LAUGHIN' at that. 

So Bill shows up at the TCAP sting house in rural Georgia with the decoy outside flagging him down in A TOWEL!!!! OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE NO LESS!!!
 


My God, it IS THE SOUTH!!!!! 

Well, Bill kept asking a bunch of questions because he was already suspicious about the whole thing knowing what he knows about TCAP and all. So that's all understandable. I'm just shocked that they didn't utilize Del on this one. I mean, if anything, she was good at crowd control and walking away from predators because she knew what they were about. This decoy was WAY TOO nice: "There's some sweet tea over there...", while Bill's child molestin' ass was hot on her heels, asking questions about her bedroom and trying to get a sneak preview at her young, underage ass. What a sick son of a bitch. 

Bill actually figured out what was going on long before Chris revealed himself. In fact, Bill knew what was up when the decoy disappeared behind the curtain. He stood there for two seconds before his small ass brain's gears started spinning and he figures out he has been deceived and inveigled. He is hurt, but he keeps his head up until the cops grab his ass outside the door. It wasn't 15 cops this time, Bill.....


All in all, Bill is a ridiculously childish ass cheesy ass conflake ass predator. I believe him to be a virgin, however, most on here laugh and ridicule people like Nathan Downhour (and yes, he took a big step and admitted that he has never had a girlfriend and never got laid, however, he seemed VERY timid and shy), Jeff Stacey, and Jerry Wayne Martin Kosis because people think they are virgins. No. I think William "Bill" "Wolfeinbearsfur" is in fact a true virgin because JWMK could have gotten some if he wasn't so fuckin creepy and weird. It wasn't because JWMK was unattractive, and neither is William Rowell, but he's just pathetic that it's hard to make fun of him. He's a balding 35 year old man who isn't going to take this because he hasn't had sex but he likes sex and he has had more movies before his ex took them all and is bringing two pornos to see a minor who has a whirlpoor. Nevermind, he's a complete waste of oxygen. 


Wait this is William "Bill" Rowell's Theme Song:
 


BURN IN HELL WILLIAM "BILL" ROWELL YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!