Which Lorne sex fantasy seemed the most practical?

I hadn't thought about the whole sleeping with the penis in Kayla until edmonddantes brought it up. I know most ladies want to cuddle afterwards and talk about their feelings and most guys want to roll over, fart and go to sleep. The correct thing to do would be to pull out, get her a cum rag, have some small talk without asking her how many times she came and then drift off to sleep. And in Lorne's scenario it might be alright if the girl (and adult mind you) was on top, put her head on his chest and fell asleep. Gross but still kind of cute. Lorne likely wanted to fall asleep on top of a 110lb girl and pin her to the bed. Drooling in her face and suffocating her.

Other things about Lorne's fantasies mystify me. Like him asking Kayla if she woke up before him if she would just start sucking on his penis. I need some input from the ladies here. Ladies, if you wake up and your man is still dozing and has morning wood do you say to yourself, "Damn, I just need to suck on that monster" or some other self encouragement? And Lorne's use of infantile phrases like "Are you happy to have my penis as your own personal toy?" and "Aren't you glad you'll have my penis for a lollipop?" are beyond disgusting. Using "lollipop" and "toy" just cements the fact that he was fully aware that he was going to cram his penis into a 13 year old.

Lorne's fascination with Ramona's diaper is another disgusting thing. I looked this shit up. There are actually adults that shit themselves so other adults can change them and both adults derive pleasure from this. And not in a nursing home either. If a loved one like my spouse had a stroke or a heart attack and shit themselves I would absolutely clean them up for their own dignity. Not any sort of erotic pleasure at all. But Lorne was likely actually just playing along because it involved an actual adult human female. If Ramon said she was in to pegging guys then Lorne would have gone out and bought some astroglide for Mr. Butthole.