HOLY LORNOGRAPHY ANALYSIS - Number of LULLs, PRINCESS, etc!

A Scholarly, Technical Language Analysis of the *HOLY LORNOGRAPHY*
Analyzed and Deconstructed by 'Monsignor Havva Seet'

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PRELUDE TO THIS RESEARCH DOCUMENT 

To further scholarly inquiry and interest into the Holy Lornography, otherwise known as 'Holy Chat Log', and 'The Scriptures', our brother 'Monsignor Havva Seet' performed extended research in benefit to fellow congregants - Lornographers - of the *Church of Cawd*. The holy research reveals the number of "lulls"; references to the JUDAS of our CAWD and SAVIOUR, Lorne's one true love and the betrayer of our martyr; "Kayla Marie Armstrong"; and several other sacred words spoken in truth and devotion by our CAWD and SAVIOUR, his HOLY TCAPNESS Lorne Armstrong, within the *Holy Lornography*.

This information is relevant to those Lornographers whether academic, devoted or just the curious and faithful. Those reading and digesting these findings will reach a new level of conciousness and understanding in all realms of the Church of Cawd no matter the particular off-shoot, sect, or worship division. TCAPist scholars will find the information particularly illuminating as it sheds holy-tinted light across the broad spectrum that is the divine psychological attributes of LORNE ARMSTRONG.


*THE HOLY LORNOGRAPHY* FACTS:

[+] In the *Holy Lornography* there are 15,977 exchanges (chat-log messages) between our Cawd and Saviour and the Decoyistic entity that betrayed him, JUDAS "Kayla Marie";

[+] Of these 15,977 exchanges, there are 8,582 sacred chat messages said by the deity LORNE his holy self; this is 53.71% of pure, true and devoted messages to his beloved future wife (but JUDAS) Kayla Marie Armstrong. The remaining 7,395 messages are uttered by the JUDAS "Kayla Marie";

And now, fellow brothers and sisters of the Church of Cawd, Lornographers and those of the various breakaway sects of Orthodox Lornography such as our brothers and sisters of the broader TCAPism, 'Monsignor Havva Seet' begins his analysis with a count of the most sacred of our Cawd's ill-fated and martyred romance with the Judas herself, Kayla Marie - the way we end our prayers and devotions - the powerful and affirming "LULL" (written in the scriptures as 'lol' but to never be pronounced other than LULL).

[+] Number of LULLs thus spoketh by LORNE his Perviness: 2,052 IN TOTAL (2,044 lines or 23.8% of chat lines contain the holy LULLs)

[+] Number of times 'princess' is spoke: 192

[+] Number of times 'love you' is spoke: 327

[+] Number of times his LORNEness speaks the JUDAS Kayla [Marie]'s name with Armstrong as last name: 30

[+] Number of times a 'rose' is presented (counted only once per line): 610

[+] Number of times a "kissie-face' is presented (counted only once per line): 927

[+] Number of times a "Lorne dot-dot" occurred (more than one "." in a row, e.g. "princess....lol"): 431
[+] Number of individual dots comprising a "Lorne dot-dot" (no single dots counted): 3,608

[+] Number of times 'marriage' / 'married' appears: 37; 36 of which LORNE spoketh, and only once spoketh JUDAS Kayla. (Thanks to Brother 'edmonddantes')

[+] Number of times 'penis', referenced DISTINCTLY as His Perverted "Penis" only: 270; 249 by the Son of CAWD, and 21 by that Betrayer Kayla (thanks to Father "Mr. Penis")

[+] Number of keystrokes typed by His Perviness to KAYLA MARIE [ARMSTRONG], constructing the Holy Lornography: 303,071 (including the RETURN key); 249,489 (without RETURN)



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LULL brothers and sisters!

Monsignor Havva Seet
Follower of Orthodox Lornography