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Lorne's gross apartment Jul 30, 2019 12:07:26 GMT -5

Post by Sigmund on Jul 30, 2019 12:07:26 GMT -5

Jul 29, 2019 8:03:05 GMT -5 eric said:

Jul 29, 2019 7:21:53 GMT -5 Tixxx Tixxx said:

I might believe he had an air mattress, simply because he never complains to kayla about back pains (with ensuing exploration of massage fantasies from him). He cant have slept on the floor. At the very minimum he must have had like a tiny styrofoam mattress, the half an inch thick ones.

Also, he didnt plan on raping kayla on the floor, but in the car. Then perhaps return her to the house and forget about her, at least until he got horny again.

Interesting-I thought at one point he did mention getting a blow job in the truck, and that is why he mentioned wearing the shorts? I cant remember the conversation. I wonder if they would have met sooner if Lorne had actually had a steady job. Maybe he would have driven there sooner? He was flat broke and that seemed to delay things with gas money

It may look like Lorne just put on the first thing he found on the floor of his apartment, but the fashion decisions he made that night were thought out well in advance. His outfit was picked for its utility and convenience, not for its style.

lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 9:57:08 PM): remember what you're gonna do while we're making out for the first time in the truck?
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 9:57:50 PM): ummm ummm no:(
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 9:58:00 PM): reach down and
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 9:58:12 PM): remember now?
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 9:58:22 PM): touch it
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 9:58:29 PM): :D
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 9:58:36 PM): :)
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 9:58:43 PM): only if you want to though, do you want to?
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 9:59:15 PM): yeah u want me 2
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 9:59:23 PM): hell yeah:D
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 9:59:35 PM): :)
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:00:05 PM): i'll still have my pants on at that time though, but we can pull my pants down while we're making out if you want to
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:00:16 PM): :">
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:00:41 PM): k:">
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:00:48 PM): do you want to?
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:01:29 PM): yeah if thats wat u wanna do but wont u b driving
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:01:31 PM): lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:01:40 PM): :D
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:02:33 PM): not yet anyway, i can wear shorts if you want me to then they'll be alot easier to take down and i can leave them down for you the whole way back here
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:02:37 PM): :D
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:02:59 PM): do you want me to wear shorts?
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:03:02 PM): o
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:03:04 PM): yeah
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:03:10 PM): :D
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:03:15 PM): :-*:x
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:03:22 PM): :-*
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:03:41 PM): are you gonna be touching my penis the whole way back here?
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:04:05 PM): if u want me 2 i guess :)
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:04:10 PM): :D
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:04:16 PM): do you want to?
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:04:33 PM): yeah
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:04:37 PM): :D
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:04:50 PM): are you gonna play with my balls too?:D
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:04:59 PM): wat
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:05:22 PM): you know what balls are on a boy right?
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:05:34 PM): yeah:">
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:05:48 PM): ok, gonna play with mine?
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:05:53 PM): :D
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:06:01 PM): u want me 2 play with them
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:06:26 PM): i want you to do whatever you want to do with them:D
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:06:36 PM): k lol
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:06:49 PM): if u want me 2 play with them i will
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:06:55 PM): it just sonds funny
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:07:01 PM): of course i want you to lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:07:12 PM): do you want to see them?
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:07:22 PM): k
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 10:08:19 PM): was that a good look?
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 10:08:36 PM): yeah

lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:48:59 PM): still want me to wear shorts?
kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:49:21 PM): shorts huh
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:49:39 PM): yup, you told me you wanted me to wear shorts before?
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:49:51 PM): woops, didn't mean to put that ? in there lol
kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:49:56 PM): i did
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:50:16 PM): yeah, i asked you if i should wear shorts and you said yes
kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:50:28 PM): i dont remember
kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:50:38 PM): must of been sum other grlX-(
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:50:50 PM): NOOOOOO
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:51:02 PM): i can look on my archives and show you
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:51:19 PM): you're the "only" girl i've been talking to on here precious
kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:52:01 PM): i dont remember me saying i want u 2 wear shorts
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:52:39 PM): i asked you if i should wear shorts so they'd be easier to pull down while i was driving and you said yes lol
kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:52:55 PM): o yeah now i remember
kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:53:00 PM): i sowry
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:53:03 PM): ok lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:53:40 PM): i'm happy that you remember now because i started looking through my archives and realized it could take me forever to find it because we always talk so long lol
kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:54:02 PM): lol
kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:54:12 PM): i 4got
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:55:18 PM): it's alright precious, i would have found it if i would have had to look alnight because i don't "ever" want you think i was talking to another girl@};- i love you and "only you"@};->:D<:-*:x8->

lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:23:49 PM): i love you@};-:x:-*
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:24:07 PM): still want me to wear shorts?
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 9:24:11 PM): i luv u
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 9:24:12 PM): LOTS
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 9:24:27 PM): yes
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:24:32 PM): :D

Herr Doktor Freud, just what is the Oedipus complex?

lorne_a_20014 (10/13/07 10:29:58 PM): can you learn how to make my moms chicken pie when we get married?lol

eric TCAP addict Posts: 2,235	Lorne's gross apartment Jul 30, 2019 13:36:40 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eric on Jul 30, 2019 13:36:40 GMT -5 Lorne is asking a 13 year old girls if she knows what balls are on a boy. Amazing.

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Lorne's gross apartment Jul 30, 2019 14:21:09 GMT -5

Post by deletedarchive on Jul 30, 2019 14:21:09 GMT -5

Jul 30, 2019 13:36:40 GMT -5 eric said:

Lorne is asking a 13 year old girls if she knows what balls are on a boy. Amazing.

I believe this shows that Lorne had no idea how old Kayla really was, he just assumed she was a little girl.

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Lorne's gross apartment Jul 30, 2019 14:38:13 GMT -5

Post by eric on Jul 30, 2019 14:38:13 GMT -5

Jul 30, 2019 14:21:09 GMT -5 deletedarchive said:

Jul 30, 2019 13:36:40 GMT -5 eric said:

Lorne is asking a 13 year old girls if she knows what balls are on a boy. Amazing.

I believe this shows that Lorne had no idea how old Kayla really was, he just assumed she was a little girl.

She tells him 13 when they start chatting. She does sound 5 over the phone

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Post by lullcat on Aug 2, 2019 20:22:32 GMT -5

Jul 30, 2019 14:38:13 GMT -5 eric said:

Jul 30, 2019 14:21:09 GMT -5 deletedarchive said:

I believe this shows that Lorne had no idea how old Kayla really was, he just assumed she was a little girl.

She tells him 13 when they start chatting. She does sound 5 over the phone

She either sounds like she is 6 or she is 13 and mentally compromised. I used to wonder why TCAP went easy on Lorne and didnt play the calls and then I realized if most people hear a 37 year old man talking about having sex with what sounds like a 6 year old girl they're going to be disgusted and change the channel. At any rate, Lorne's descriptions of when they are going to have sex, and how they are going to have it sounds like something a teenage boy would say.

We're gonna walk around naked and I'm going to have sex with you while you are cooking and you are going to give me a handy while I'm driving and we are going to sleep in a position where I'm inside you for 8 hours and blah blah blah.

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Post by officergeorgekbi on Aug 3, 2019 16:53:29 GMT -5

Sigmund

I was reading your post about why Lorney wore shorts to meet his child bride when this passage struck me:

kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:50:28 PM): i dont remember
kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:50:38 PM): must of been sum other grlX-(
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:50:50 PM): NOOOOOO
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:51:02 PM): i can look on my archives and show you

I never realized this before in all the years I’ve been on the Lorne beat. You mean to tell me that Lorne demanded that Kayla delete her archives, as if that would somehow thwart the Yahoo Police and/or local law enforcement, but he kept his own archives? Oh Lorne.

Some George down the hallway

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Post by Sigmund on Aug 3, 2019 20:35:50 GMT -5

Aug 3, 2019 16:53:29 GMT -5 officergeorgekbi said:

Sigmund

I was reading your post about why Lorney wore shorts to meet his child bride when this passage struck me:

kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:50:28 PM): i dont remember
kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:50:38 PM): must of been sum other grlX-(
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:50:50 PM): NOOOOOO
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:51:02 PM): i can look on my archives and show you

I never realized this before in all the years I’ve been on the Lorne beat. You mean to tell me that Lorne demanded that Kayla delete her archives, as if that would somehow thwart the Yahoo Police and/or local law enforcement, but he kept his own archives? Oh Lorne.

I didn’t pick up on that either. Incredible.

“I didn’t want her to get in trouble by her parents...” I guess Lorne wasn’t as worried about getting in trouble by his parents.

Last Edit: Aug 3, 2019 20:55:37 GMT -5 by Sigmund

Herr Doktor Freud, just what is the Oedipus complex?

lorne_a_20014 (10/13/07 10:29:58 PM): can you learn how to make my moms chicken pie when we get married?lol

tommypeacock356 KBI investigator Posts: 512	Lorne's gross apartment Aug 4, 2019 5:10:36 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tommypeacock356 on Aug 4, 2019 5:10:36 GMT -5 Lorne should have taken a note from Donald Morrison and just thrown his computer out.

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Lorne's gross apartment Aug 4, 2019 10:34:07 GMT -5

Post by Mass Transit Mexican on Aug 4, 2019 10:34:07 GMT -5

Aug 4, 2019 5:10:36 GMT -5 tommypeacock356 said:

Lorne should have taken a note from Donald Morrison and just thrown his computer out.

He really should have. Unfortunately, by the time the retinue of mental health professionals and law enforcement took his actual computer from him, he'd normalized talking to strange women on the phone who claimed they liked him from the internet. In a weird way he's using the internet (through talking to people on the phone who are using the internet for him) just with worse information.

a/k/a LORNE_A_20014

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Aug 3, 2019 16:53:29 GMT -5 officergeorgekbi said:

Sigmund

I was reading your post about why Lorney wore shorts to meet his child bride when this passage struck me:

kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:50:28 PM): i dont remember
kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:50:38 PM): must of been sum other grlX-(
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:50:50 PM): NOOOOOO
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:51:02 PM): i can look on my archives and show you

I never realized this before in all the years I’ve been on the Lorne beat. You mean to tell me that Lorne demanded that Kayla delete her archives, as if that would somehow thwart the Yahoo Police and/or local law enforcement, but he kept his own archives? Oh Lorne.

Lorne couldn't possibly delete his archives. He planned to go back and jack off to the chat log.

This is how you know there was no Molly (at least not as in the one Lorne conjures in his latest revelation) or any other under age girl that Lorne got out of the batter's box with. Like any serial killer, Lorne would not have been able to part with certain parts of his crime.

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Aug 4, 2019 14:31:19 GMT -5 deletedarchive said:

Aug 3, 2019 16:53:29 GMT -5 officergeorgekbi said:

Sigmund

I was reading your post about why Lorney wore shorts to meet his child bride when this passage struck me:

kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:50:28 PM): i dont remember
kayla_princess94 (10/16/07 10:50:38 PM): must of been sum other grlX-(
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:50:50 PM): NOOOOOO
lorne_a_20014 (10/16/07 10:51:02 PM): i can look on my archives and show you

I never realized this before in all the years I’ve been on the Lorne beat. You mean to tell me that Lorne demanded that Kayla delete her archives, as if that would somehow thwart the Yahoo Police and/or local law enforcement, but he kept his own archives? Oh Lorne.

Lorne couldn't possibly delete his archives. He planned to go back and jack off to the chat log.

This is how you know there was no Molly (at least not as in the one Lorne conjures in his latest revelation) or any other under age girl that Lorne got out of the batter's box with. Like any serial killer, Lorne would not have been able to part with certain parts of his crime.

I get the trophy thing, but this business of him keeping his archives raises another question.

(A) Was Lorne genuinely worried about Yahoo Police surveillance but kept his archives anyway for spank bank material, or
(B) Was the Yahoo Police thing just a ruse to get Kayla to delete her archives because he was only really concerned about her parents finding the chat log?

If it’s A, maybe this is why Lorne planned the fake breakup on Yahoo the day before the sting. He thought keeping his own archives would be a problem and decided faking a breakup would throw the Yahoo Police off the scent.

Some George down the hallway

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Post by tommypeacock356 on Aug 5, 2019 0:07:32 GMT -5

Aug 4, 2019 21:51:11 GMT -5 officergeorgekbi said:

Aug 4, 2019 14:31:19 GMT -5 deletedarchive said:

Lorne couldn't possibly delete his archives. He planned to go back and jack off to the chat log.

This is how you know there was no Molly (at least not as in the one Lorne conjures in his latest revelation) or any other under age girl that Lorne got out of the batter's box with. Like any serial killer, Lorne would not have been able to part with certain parts of his crime.

I get the trophy thing, but this business of him keeping his archives raises another question.

(A) Was Lorne genuinely worried about Yahoo Police surveillance but kept his archives anyway for spank bank material, or
(B) Was the Yahoo Police thing just a ruse to get Kayla to delete her archives because he was only really concerned about her parents finding the chat log?

If it’s A, maybe this is why Lorne planned the fake breakup on Yahoo the day before the sting. He thought keeping his own archives would be a problem and decided faking a breakup would throw the Yahoo Police off the scent.

IMO it seems like it was both A and B. When Lorne didn't have much going on during the day but was still clearly messaging Kayla while she was offline, he probably was jerking it to the conversation they had the night before.

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Aug 4, 2019 21:51:11 GMT -5 officergeorgekbi said:

Aug 4, 2019 14:31:19 GMT -5 deletedarchive said:

Lorne couldn't possibly delete his archives. He planned to go back and jack off to the chat log.

This is how you know there was no Molly (at least not as in the one Lorne conjures in his latest revelation) or any other under age girl that Lorne got out of the batter's box with. Like any serial killer, Lorne would not have been able to part with certain parts of his crime.

I get the trophy thing, but this business of him keeping his archives raises another question.

(A) Was Lorne genuinely worried about Yahoo Police surveillance but kept his archives anyway for spank bank material, or
(B) Was the Yahoo Police thing just a ruse to get Kayla to delete her archives because he was only really concerned about her parents finding the chat log?

If it’s A, maybe this is why Lorne planned the fake breakup on Yahoo the day before the sting. He thought keeping his own archives would be a problem and decided faking a breakup would throw the Yahoo Police off the scent.

He may have planned a fake break-up but he never executed this plan. The exchange he has with Kayla about it is quite amusing. You can almost feel Lorne's frustration.

kayla_princess94 (10/15/07 9:50:14 PM): i think ur really gona break up wit me:(:x
lorne_a_20014 (10/15/07 9:50:17 PM): back
lorne_a_20014 (10/15/07 9:50:29 PM): stop thinking that:|
lorne_a_20014 (10/15/07 9:50:33 PM):

kayla_princess94 (10/15/07 9:50:37 PM): =((
lorne_a_20014 (10/15/07 9:51:12 PM): you're not putting a whole lot of trust in me when you think that
lorne_a_20014 (10/15/07 9:51:49 PM): talk to me
kayla_princess94 (10/15/07 9:51:57 PM): wat
lorne_a_20014 (10/15/07 9:52:33 PM): talk to me, don't sit there and not say anything...........you're worried about NOTHING.........i'm NOT going to break up with you ok???
kayla_princess94 (10/15/07 9:52:51 PM): 4real
lorne_a_20014 (10/15/07 9:52:52 PM): i'm in love with you............why would i break up with you??

And that's the end of that.

No amount of risk would have allowed Lorne to delete this chat log. Nobody is going to be able to rationalize this because you're dealing with a sick and demented individual. This is what makes the inner workings of Lorne's mind so fascinating. He operates well outside the margins of his own common sense.

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Post by dickiesmalls on Aug 9, 2019 0:30:46 GMT -5

Jan 1, 2018 4:28:35 GMT -5 Archvile the 87th said:

It boggles the mind how poorly Lorne handles his finances. Even a blue-collar fellow working shitty jobs with no HS diploma should be doing better than that.

Although,going by that one Kayla call where he mentioned quitting a job because his boss told him to stop yapping to folks on the job it shouldn't be too surprising.

Lorne was supposedly fired cause his boss didn’t like him talking to others in the building (the go fuck himself boss)

Wipe away the lies that Lorne tells, and we know he probably was fired for not only being chatty, but making the female coworkers uncomfortable with his persistent harassment. Imagine sitting at your desk feeling happy cause you just closed a sale for 4 tickets to see that Store Brand Beatles band, and you look up and see Lorne’s butt ugly face staring back at you. He smiles, showing his yellow/green teeth, says “hey hunay” then suddenly coughs one of his trademarked raspy dramatic smokers coughs, then begins the gathering of yet another green loogie. He aggressively inhales as his nose rumbles from snot being irrigated to his throat, then the “HHHHAAAAWWWWKKK.......FFFAAATHHOU!!”

Soo......what are YOU doing later?....wanna come by my place so we can roll around in some fresh doghair?

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