Lorne's gross apartment

I watch Hoarders sometimes, and while Lorne is not one, as someone previously posted earlier, Lorne is just used to living like that, I think..there are people who have no idea how bad the filth they live in is.

Kayla would have been eating bologna sandwiches or Bud's ALPO. I loved BasedShaman's when Lorne met Kayla, Kayla asking to stop at Denny's and Lorne flips out. 

Being an inmate is the one thing that Lorne never fucked up. He was a lousy student and barely got out of high school. He was such a fuck up in the military that he was discharged early. He fucked up in his brother's septic business, getting raw sewage in his mouth. He fucked up as a construction worker and had to flee the state. He was a fucking lousy singer. He sold no Beatles tickets, and before he could master the lull, he got arrested. Since prison, he managed to fail as a lumberjack, get himself fired from a trucking company, and continues to get humiliated by women on the Internet. 

In prison, Lorne managed to bulk up by lifting weights. He even wrote a novel. It seems the structure of incarceration did Lorne some good.

Once he sells those cassette tapes of his originals, he'll be richer than Bill Gates.

I thought he wasn't selling that because of the son of Sam law, but I could be wrong.

I believe that Lorne was going to read excerpts from his journal before things went south and his PO was made aware of him asking Ember for pussy pics. I see it as a missed opportunity.

Supposably thuwteen

Pitchas don’t do me good

Walgreens isn't far from Nolensville Pike either. moff1960 take note.

I lived pretty rough in my college years, but I would at least try to maintain some standard of sanitation. Lorne is such a fuck up

I would get bored sometimes and go on Google map tours of big cities. I used to tour Juarez and Tijuana and count whores on the street. On occasion I will tour Somerset county in Maine to see if there's a truck coming the other way towards the Google map car with a retard at the wheel screaming into a cell phone.