Roy Armstrong- what do we know?

Yeahhhh I caught that re: the gold digger comment! And the South African girlfriend!!! It seems like getting catfished is an Armstrong family pastime! They all need to stay off the internet. They run into too much trouble. It seems like Lorne's trying to hide the fact that Roy lives there from Ramona too. Keeps insisting that she wouldn't even know that he's there if she came to visit.

Roy seems to be a lot more passive than Lorne. He always tries to pacify and de-escalate arguments with Lorne. He's clearly an unfortunate victim of Lorne's abuse. Lorne repeatedly states that he doesn't give a shit about Roy or his feelings/agenda. Yesssss Roy got a DUI but that in and of itself doesn't make him deserving of Lorne's abuse. Lorne drinks and drives too- and, well, other criminal acts that are well documented. I honestly believe that Roy was probably at home drinking and Lorne was chasing him into the shed and out of the shed and Roy, despite being drunk, couldn't tolerate Lorne's abuse and fled and subsequently got pulled over and arrested. I genuinely believe this to be a strong possibility.

I thought this was interesting, it may or may not be our guy.

Yep, that's gotta be him. There's a Richard Armstrong too (da uddah brudda).

Doesn't it give you the warm and fuzzies every time you see your tax bill?

That's 1000% our boy. Given the fact that he wears glasses he immediately affirms and confirms the hunch that he's much smarter than Lorne. I wish Ramona asked Roy to be put on the phone so we could hear from his perspective.

'Much smarter than Lorne' means what exactly? IQ of 70?

I saw this comment on Youtube, "Lorne and Roy are talking in intelligence that is light years ahead of us" or something like that. 

I'm surprised that Family Tree even branches. 

was Roy the one that molested Lorne?

He only mentions "why didn't my parents do anything when they walked in and my dick was down Richud's throat?" Which is awdd when Lorne mentions how much he loves Mawma Gwen and how great of a woman she is, when she allowed her sons to molest her other sons.

Does everyone really accept Lorne's story about being molested at face value? To me, it's an obvious attempt to minimize his own responsibility for attempting to rape a minor.

Lorne is the type of narcissist whom wouldn't care if the allegations are true or false, no matter how heinous, as long as they minimize his responsibility. I, for one, don't believe him one bit, it's the type of lie a person like him would tell.