Post daily lines from the lawg in honor of Lornt 2024

I'm not sure I would go that far. Personally, I think no one will remember him when he's dead. He'll just be cremated, with his ashes being flushed down the toilet. Which, in my mind, would be the perfect ending: no one cared to remember him when he was alive, and no one will care to remember him when he's dead.

Lornes chatlog is extra evil in a way not many other chatlogs are. Like the others are just “okay are your parents home? Im coming over.”

But lorne worms his way into her life, pushes her friends and family away, warps her idea of safety and who she can trust, and asks to keep trophies like her toothbrush and panties. And its all within the first week. Hes a piece a fawkin shit.

"kehkehkeh it's not often that a 58 yr old guy has a gf thats 7, precioush"

And he slowly introduces controlling behavior because he knows he can't just hit her with it all right away or she'll go away.  Like saying "Next time I ask you to do something, just do it and don't argue with me about it ok?" and the whole "No friend's houses today precious, today is OUR day and I want you to myself all day please?"  Ain't no please about it, and just expects this girl to sit at her computer all day long and put up with him asking what she's thinking and brute forcing talk about his pathetic penis.

Reading that line, I dont know how anyone thinks he isnt a virgin...

I didn't post in my own thread today. I am a failure.

This is the day Lorne interrogates Kayla about her pictures not being real. He has a panic attack when she doesn't answer him within 60 seconds and turns his cam off. As usual, he's PISSED AWFF that she isn't glued to their chat window--and, to make things worse, he's growing terrified that she's lying to him just like Amanda James did.

Here follows my October 4th stream of consciousness.



Obligatory fear of Otha Guy makes an appearance! Almost everything Lorne does eventually circles back around to that; it's probably his second most defining attribute, after his desperate need for validation. His insecurity around other men is a large part of why he's so controlling with his gurlfrens. Anyway, it actually drives me insane when he asks the exact same question in the exact same way because he didn't get the exact answer he wanted.



He's clearly getting more and more frustrated with Kayla's unwillingness to send him dirty messages. I'm sure he was on the verge of rage here. SAY WHAT I WANT YOU TO SAY, KAYLA.



The only times Lorne curses in the lawg are when he's angry with and/or suspicious of Kayla. He never does it otherwise.



Finally, I just want to say that no woman in the history of the universe has ever liked being slapped in the face with a dick. It's something we allow because men want to do it. It's demeaning, so the fact that he wants to do it to a child just adds another layer of degeneracy to the fact that he wants to have sex with a child in the first place. And, of course, he expresses this deviant desire in the most retarded way possible.

Today marks the seventeen-year anniversary of Lorne's moment of doubt and pain: the only day in the entire chat log where he doesn't spend all evening begging Kayla to compliment him and his penis. He's suspicious about the fake photos from the previous night, so he ignores her for a whole six hours. Sherry Twist spams him with sad emoticons, worrying that he's wised up and she's lost him. Meanwhile, Lorne is probably staring forlornly at his computer screen, downing Bud Lights and growing progressively drunker, alternating between sobbing and raging. I don't think it occurs to him at all that this could be a sting; rather, he's just concerned that he's fallen into another Amanda James type situation. He also mentions that he "quit" his job on this day, which probably means that he got fired for creeping on female colleagues and just generally being incompetent. Losing his job right after he realizes that his precious princess may not be real sends him into a hysterical spiral.



Ultimately, he decides that the chance of desecrating a virgin Ms. Vagina is worth the risk, and after six hours of silence, he suddenly drops this epic Lifetime line:



IMMEDIATELY, he demands that she call him, probably seeking reassurance that she is, in fact, real. He's incredibly pushy about it throughout the entire exchange. He's PISSED AWFF here, desperately trying to regain control, and it shows in the way he speaks to her.



He also says that he did something to Bud. He's feeling insecure, so he needs to exert power over someone, even if it's an innocent animal completely dependent on him for survival and socialization. Fucking asshole. I'm sure "bugging him" meant asking to go outside, or for some small shred of attention.



He's doubting whether or not Kayla is real, but that doesn't stop him from shoehorning his penis into the conversation, because of course it doesn't. She specifically says that no, she does not want to see "It"--but he's undeterred, because of course he is. He then repeats his question because he didn't get the answer he wanted.



Here's one of the classics, wherein he actually curses because he's angry with her:



Ah, yes, the white thongs--another classic. Every father wants his thirteen year daughter to ask him a question like this. The thing is, I think Lorne really believes what he's saying. He actually believes that every man in the world is as desperate, depraved, and incestual as he is. I'm willing to bet that he also gets off on the idea of subverting her father by convincing him to unknowingly provide something to Kayla for his own sexual gratification. Finally, a victory over Otha Guy!



He's too drunk to pretend he doesn't care that Kayla isn't sexting him. People say that he was content to talk at her the entire time, but I think he was more upset about her lack of participation than he let on--especially in this moment, where his fears of being catfished have sent him into a frenzy. He's also too drunk to frame his demands as a request like he normally does, and just blatantly orders her around.

Ca3ey, his putting Twister on the schedule had its roots here...


lorne_a_20014 (10/06/07 11:50:49 PM): while you have your head down there sucking on my penis while we're driving you can have your legs in the seat and one knee bent and up straight so i can be playine with your vagina@};-:x
kayla_princess94 (10/06/07 11:51:30 PM): k
kayla_princess94 (10/06/07 11:51:40 PM): im trying 2 think bout this
lorne_a_20014 (10/06/07 11:51:51 PM):
lorne_a_20014 (10/06/07 11:52:05 PM): tell me what you're thinking about?
kayla_princess94 (10/06/07 11:52:35 PM): tryin 2 put picture in my mind how im gona do that lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/06/07 11:52:44 PM): lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/06/07 11:53:48 PM): easy, you'll be laying down in the seat with your head in my lap sucking on my penis and you'll have one leg up while i'm playing with your vagina:D
lorne_a_20014 (10/06/07 11:54:38 PM): would it help you picture it better if i showed you my penis?
kayla_princess94 (10/06/07 11:55:08 PM): :-?

I love how he has to constantly make excuses for why he cant get his dick hard lol

First thing October 7th, and the daily insecurity starts...(it originally said, "....and did say anything to me again", I added the "not".)

lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 9:12:16 AM): good morning precious, i love you@}
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 11:41:40 AM): i wish i could have my precious princess this morning, i miss her alot:-<
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 11:44:10 AM): i just looked at your myspace........you've been online this morning and did not say anything to me again:-<

10+ years later:

"YEW WAS SUPPOSTUH CAWL ME AT 7:30!"

Yeah he has this obsession with time.  He was always counting down with Winnie. "3 months and 4 days until yer heaarrrre!". And interrogating other catfishes on how much time they spent with the threats or what time they went to bed so he can counter it.