Dark Web John, the man with contacts
Oct 2, 2024 11:41:35 GMT -5
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Post by akenes on Oct 2, 2024 11:41:35 GMT -5
You know how the song from Aladdin goes - a whole new world, a dazzling place I never knew...
Well, I paid a measly £3.79 for what looks like it'll be some joyous moments.
Ladies and gentleman of the jury, Trublu. I didn't realise how much Hansen content was on there! He is meaner, more jaded- he has seen some things and he doesn't talk soft no more.
And he gets to meet Dark Web John. A staggering cretin who thinks that repeatedly emphasising his mother's seniority within the police force will help him, instead of leave a whole heap of shit at her door.
He says some stupid shit to the decoy- whenever these guys talk about 'tingly feelings' it always makes me think 'huh. Doesn't sound like he has ever had sex. Nobody who has ever had sex goes on about tingly feelings.'
He offers the girl a ride so they can get to know each other and 'everything will fall into place.' What is with these dudes and weird phrasing- I would cringe if anyone I knew ever typed or said that to the target of their affections.
So he gets busted, leering around with a smug coked-up grin. And he drops some knowledge on us. He can do things with a computer that '90% of people can't'. Yeah, like use it to get busted for wanting to nonce up a little girl.
Apparently, he has 'contacts' on the Dark Web. They told him that this was all a sting and it was a cop with 'the mask of a lady'. Umm OK, but you still keep talking about grubby sex? Whatever you're into, pal. Oh, he still sends a picture of his ding dong to this masked detective.
When Hansen gently says 'it was a decoy, John' he explodes 'I KNOW THIS!' and then claims, slurring and sarcastic, that he can't possibly be a predator because he's never been arrested, not accepting the idea that a person can commit crimes and not get caught for them (although if everyone was as dumb as this fuck, I guess that'd be true!).
His Dark Web friends apparently tell him not to go to the meetup- but according to John, 'it's not my style'. He wanted to 'prove a point'. Ok- but WHAT POINT? I tell you something- if a point I want to prove ever involves me going ANYWHERE NEAR the base of a sting operation set up to catch kiddie fiddlers ON CAMERA, I'll take the L. I'll take the loss- keep your stupid point.
Trublu, my friends. Pay the man.
A whole new world, a new fantastic point of view.
Well, I paid a measly £3.79 for what looks like it'll be some joyous moments.
Ladies and gentleman of the jury, Trublu. I didn't realise how much Hansen content was on there! He is meaner, more jaded- he has seen some things and he doesn't talk soft no more.
And he gets to meet Dark Web John. A staggering cretin who thinks that repeatedly emphasising his mother's seniority within the police force will help him, instead of leave a whole heap of shit at her door.
He says some stupid shit to the decoy- whenever these guys talk about 'tingly feelings' it always makes me think 'huh. Doesn't sound like he has ever had sex. Nobody who has ever had sex goes on about tingly feelings.'
He offers the girl a ride so they can get to know each other and 'everything will fall into place.' What is with these dudes and weird phrasing- I would cringe if anyone I knew ever typed or said that to the target of their affections.
So he gets busted, leering around with a smug coked-up grin. And he drops some knowledge on us. He can do things with a computer that '90% of people can't'. Yeah, like use it to get busted for wanting to nonce up a little girl.
Apparently, he has 'contacts' on the Dark Web. They told him that this was all a sting and it was a cop with 'the mask of a lady'. Umm OK, but you still keep talking about grubby sex? Whatever you're into, pal. Oh, he still sends a picture of his ding dong to this masked detective.
When Hansen gently says 'it was a decoy, John' he explodes 'I KNOW THIS!' and then claims, slurring and sarcastic, that he can't possibly be a predator because he's never been arrested, not accepting the idea that a person can commit crimes and not get caught for them (although if everyone was as dumb as this fuck, I guess that'd be true!).
His Dark Web friends apparently tell him not to go to the meetup- but according to John, 'it's not my style'. He wanted to 'prove a point'. Ok- but WHAT POINT? I tell you something- if a point I want to prove ever involves me going ANYWHERE NEAR the base of a sting operation set up to catch kiddie fiddlers ON CAMERA, I'll take the L. I'll take the loss- keep your stupid point.
Trublu, my friends. Pay the man.
A whole new world, a new fantastic point of view.
