Lorne's decoy

No not her yahoo screen name, her PJ nickname.

Do they have a dog named Dud?

Sherry Twist. She (assuming it's a she -- we can't really know) nearly always plays the neglected rich girl a la Breakfast Club's Molly Ringwald at 13. You can see from her other chats that she's always pretty robotic, and as a result hooks in the cheesey romantic pervs.

Had Lorne gone to trial, which he wishes he did, the decoy would probably have took the stand. Imagine that: Would Lorne have been able to look her in the eyes?

So far, it doesn't seem like the PJ contributors are fans of revealing their real names or doing interviews. For ones who retired long ago, like this one, there's even less of an incentive -- they're most likely over the whole shenanigans, having only done it to gain closure over some early life trauma. There's also the safety factor: what if some of those guys decide to settle THEIR trauma?

Now that I think about it, PJ has forums where staffers supposedly interact with fans. I haven't seen it myself -- it's exclusive or hard to sign up or something -- but I know that's where Shaman got all that extra info on Lorne. So you may be able to reach out to Sherry via a middle man there.

Quick, get me a Delorean and lets make this happen.  Lorne Armstrong Vs. Perverted Justice would be the trial of the decade. 

5 mins with Dud and then its time to play with Mr Penis.

I would be pretty interested in an interview with her. Just her feelings on the lawlsuits and overall thoughts about the chat

I once ran across one of those legal proceedings websites regarding Lorne's bust. It did mention Sherry Twist's real name but unfortunately I forgot to write it down or bookmark the page. Had I written down the name I'm sure I could have found her on facebook. Not that I would bug her or anything. I just wondered what she looked like. Likely a 450 lb, permanently seated hosebeast that would shrivel even Lorne's boner. The thought of it might even mentally castrate Lorne. Like getting a handjob from a pretty tranny.

After the the TCAP "sting" Kayla rich parents decided it's best to hire a babysitter when leaving a 12 yr old home for days

Well, in fairness, that is what a 13yo girl looks like at Perverted Justice