If Lorne was caught today...

I think the waterworks would begin right away and he’d freeze up. Instead of the respectful “Hello Sir!”, it would begin with the Cawd! Then after some discussion he’d get angry and start spouting his legal “knowledge”. I’d hope it’d be a professional sting more like TCAP instead of one of these groups of goons who are barely better than the predators they catch (like Alex) and tend to botch over half of their stings, allowing the predator to go home.

More than likely, he would have ran. I actually think Lorne would have run out of some of the other sting houses, but he ran into the worst scenario possible for him that made his segment memorable. 1.) Kayla inviting him into the house-he didn't have to knock and ask for her. In his mind, the minute he could see Kayla waving him in, the coast was clear. 2) Kayla taking control of the situation and conversation-the total opposite of Kayla in the chat. Probably the first thing that threw him off. 3.) Sitting in the recliner-puts him into more of a vulnerable position. Lorne keeps clicking the device for the heater on the recliner-clearly nervous. He may not even know he's doing it. By the time Chris Hansen came out, I think Lorne was in such shock, he may not have been able to move right away. I think if the setup were like it was in Greenville, for example-maybe seeing the decoy for a second, he probably would have cried and ran. Lorne seems to be afraid of confrontation, unless under the influence. 

He's afraid while drunk, too. "Lorne's Big Adventure" takes him from sneering boozed-up bully to simpering "Yussir! Nuh-nosir! A-hyuk!" bootlicker in seconds flat, when the CAWPS arrive. Only once they're safely out of earshot does he recover his balls, spending the rest of the call darkly seething at "the fuckin cops."

He's a criminal pussy. Typical amorality controllable only via force, with an extra side of querulous bitch. We see the same record-screech from garrulous Good Ol' Down-Home Country Boy™ to pants-shat semi-verbal gerbil when Hansen rounds the corner.

In this hypothetical, the only variable I see is "Does Lorne think he can safely waddle away to his trahk." Y = gone in a cloud of baloney sharts and halitosis. N = stick around and obediently answer questions until the scary man tells him he can leave, ageen.

Imagine if it was him that got caught in Skeeter's 'you've won a Corvette' trick.

He could possibly win that suit though. Alex is a moron. Like most of the other “predator catchers”, he’s just riding the coattails of TCAP because it gets him money on YT. If he found another niche trend that made him more he’d quickly abandon it for that. Alex doesn’t give one fuck for the kids. He just uses his stings to be a goofball and virtue signal his “redpilled” pseudo-politics. He didn’t even care about calling the cops until YT made him or his videos would be removed. He’s even expressed this. Dude is a straight up tool and I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if good ol’ country boy Lorney got some money off him in court.

Who was the guy who caught EDP445?

That guy is a fucking dipshit, but I feel like his confrontational style would leave Lorne pleading for forgiveness like the pussy he is.

It’s the Alex guy the poster above you is defending. Alex’s shitty tactics, political injections and constantly sucking himself off that allowed EDP to get away. This dude seems to think that if you disagree with his strategies it makes you Lorne.

I've probably watched about 10-15 of his youtube videos, all timestamped within the last year.

A) I've never seen an instance where he didn't involve the police when the interview was over. Not saying it hasn't happened, just saying I've never seen it.

B) who cares if he's found a way to monetize the apprehension of child molesters.

C) I've never noticed him injecting his politics into the situation, granted I usually just listen to the footage as background noise while I'm doing something else

D) I don't see you doing anything about the problem, aside from whining online about someone who actually is. The fact that you've brought up his politics several times leads me to believe that you're just an angry lolberal, and are working backwards from there with your criticisms.

If Lorne got caught today I think he would react the exact same way he did with Chris Hansen, he hasn't changed a bit. Look at the Casey emails, saying "good morning, beautiful", asking what kind of PJs she's wearing, the obsessively long messages and bombarding of texts that he was doing with "Kayla" Lorne will never change, his sex offender
class that on average takes six months to complete he couldn't pass and he's been in it for five years, he had to go back to prison because he couldn't even pass. He still blames everyone else but himself, he's taken absolutely zero responsibility for his predicament. It's been 17 years since he was caught in the sting and he has absolutely nothing to show for it. I think Lorne is actually mentally regressing Benjamin Button style. If anything if Lorne got caught today he would be even more of a sniveling little baby, oh Cawd!

Thing 1: I don’t give a shit if people make money off of it. It’s the fact that his only goal is to make money off of it that irks me. As I said, give him another hook and he’ll jump on board because he doesn’t give a shit about the kids, just him being an edgy asshat. If guzzling jizz out of kirby vacuums was as trendy as TCAP he’d be all over it and plaster his face as the spokesman.

Thing 2: There are plenty of examples of him saying, even during his stings, something like, “well, in order to post this on YouTube we need to have a police presence so I guess I’ll call them”.

Thing 3: I don’t give a shit about anyone’s political views, I just don’t need them injected into watching molesters get o-rested. The fact that you think that me objecting to this makes me an “lolberal” as you put it makes me think that you should take a step back and wonder if you’re sucking Alex’s dick because he “catches” predators or if it’s because he asks them why they believe in Covid or voted for Biden.

Thing 4: Yes, I’m just bitching online. I have a job and am a busy person. Sorry I can’t clap my flippers like a trained seal in support of every vigilante ween that wants to catfish preds. Please show me your portfolio of every predator you’ve successfully have had apprehended.

Denouncing Alex Rosen as a retard that just makes things worse doesn’t mean I support predators or hate people who try to round them up. His approach is crass and gives them leeway for lighter sentencing or even an out for their charges. By supporting idiots like him you’re basically saying, “who cares if they get released to molest more kids at least he was funny!! LoL XD”. Might as well just molest them yourself. You’re an enabler to poor behavior. The point of TCAP was Justice. The lulz came after when they were incawsorated. Not forcing it in the initial sting by being a jackoff.