i hate lorne so much i can't stand him

Faites savoir à Lorne que j'étais heureux de voir qu'il a amélioré ses conditions de vie en emménageant dans un conteneur maritime. Je suis touché par son succès continu dans la vie.

And shockingly he registered only an hour ago

Once banned myself by accident for a week.

Yeah bud I think this is exactly the posting he wants to do. 

It's the same guy who returns every week with a new screen name, yay

The grammar/writing level is on par with some of his "Donations" rants, so I'd say that's a good possibility

Its our every other week, this is le epix. Everybody lets just apologize and get it over..yea right /s

Forgive me if I'm wrong; but who is DSPHS? 

The thing I hate about that guy is...

"DID WILL SHEND YOU A PITCHER OF HIS CAWK?!?"
Robot voice: "Hey guys, what's up?"

Sorry about that. Anyway, the thing I really don't like about this guy is

"DID WILL SHEND YOU A PITCHER OF HIS CAWK?!?"

Robot voice: "Hey, did you guys watch wrestling last night?"

What I don't like is that this guy is always just

"DID WILL SHEND YOU A PITCHER OF HIS CAWK?!?"

Robot voice: "That's what she said. lolol."

Sorry, what I'm trying to say is

"DID WILL SHEND YOU A PITCHER OF HIS CAWK?!?"

Robot voice: "Oops sorry, didn't mean to send that this way. Disregard."

Sometimes it just gets to be too much of a

"DID WILL SHEND YOU A PITCHER OF HIS CAWK?!?"

Robot voice: "I'm going to 7-11. You guys want anything?"

You know what, nevermi-

"DID WILL SHEND YOU A PITCHER OF HIS CAWK?!?"

Robot voice: "Okay, I'm back."

Nevermind.

Thanks for triggering me this early in the morning.

It could be anyone, the circumstantial evidence suggesting StacyBabst is mostly frequent use of the word "epic" (some 15 years after most everyone else has stopped) and the hateboner specifically for tiffany and ember and the people who stream calls which he has had pretty consistently for a while, this is admittedly fairly tenuous and does not prove it's him or rule anyone else out.

This is at least the third account that's been made to do this, I'm guessing a new email address needs to be made every time for each new account. The easiest way to catch someone for sure would be for the mods to look and see if the email accounts follow any naming conventions or share connections to emails with existing accounts I think but that would only catch someone being very sloppy.

Other than that, it happened during the superbowl one time which made me think it was a Canadian or at least non-american, it could easily just be a "looser" with no party to be at too I guess.

DSPHS knows about the forums and I strongly suspect he has an active account here, he is also continuously changing his youtube screen name to different things.  The purpose of this exercise each time is to disrupt the forum, they usually necro ~20 old threads give or take which is plenty to mess the first couple of pages up.

This probably happens often within a few days of the board shitting on DSPHS, but you have to figure there is always a SWC posted on sundays and usually someone will shit on DSPHS so it could be coincidence because we talk a lot of shit about him and a few others on here on a near weekly basis.

If I had a gun to my head and had to pick someone I would say StacyBabst but no reason it couldn't be DSPHS, the Canadians, or someone else entirely at this point.