Sexy Sheep - is this wrong?

YO THIS MOTHERFUCKER ISN'T ONE OF US HE SAID HE'D FUCK A SHEEP!

And MICKY RORTON.

Hey, I was at House of Blues last week. Does that fulfill my I'm-so-cool-because-I-know-who-John-Belushi-is quota?

Lol, I have mostly Scottish and Welsh ancestry.

I'm fully Irish and Scottish as far as I know (not that anyone would be fully pure of course, I'm sure one of my relatives reproduced a Jamaican or Nigerian or Japanese or something at one point) but I absolutely refuse to ever submit to a DNA test to find out.

My sister and her husband both did DNA tests and my brother-in-law has some Jewish in his family. I mistakenly thought it was my sister and I told one of my teachers about having a small amount of Jewish ancestry and she said could tell because of my nose (I’ve always had a beak nose). As far as I can tell, I have no Jewish (or Italian) ancestry and my nose is pretty much an anomaly on both sides of my family (no one else has one similar to mine).

Are you good with money?

Which religious combo in 2024 is cool with the hooch but not with the gayz? I thought the Catholics made nice with the Friends of Dorothy last year or something. I don't keep up.

 Irish, English,  a little Native, and Black. 
My ancestor during the civil war was recorded in the census as having a "colored wife" and three "colored" children.
He went black and never went back before it was cool.