87 of 87

at about 6:55 in this video, there is a screenshot of a document showing that he was ranked 87/87 and had a 75.83 out of 100 GPA (who does GPA like that?)

This is the only video I have seen it in actual print.

`100%. A public school has no incentive to keep someone like this around. Just give them the minimum and send them out the door. 

Apparently, it took Mama Gwen visiting the principal and superintendent to get Lorne back in school and graduated after he had dropped out for two weeks.

I can imagine how that got settled...
"Is there a Mister Armstrong, Ms. Armstrong?"

Look at that high school picture on the right.  That was the peak of his physical appearance.  Imagine if one of those "ghost of Xmas future" things happened and they showed him what his life would be like when he was 50 

This poem is the cleanest, best pleasure. The pic you guys are talking about is the goofy one with him dressed like a pedophile in the boy scouts and yellow tie? Where does one find that pic and his story behind his "nice clothes?"

On a 4.0 GPA scale, that 75.83 is a 2.0 GPA.

But I'm with others that he was passed to get him out of there. I believe his true GPA would fall below 1.7 (and that is generous for Lorne).

Wait, so selling Beatlemania tickets didn't actually happen?

If that was bullshit it's probably Lorne's best lie.

He's such a pathological liar that he lies about shit that he doesn't "need" to lie about. It's like liar's Tourette's where he just can't help himself.

Yeah, it’s hilarious/infuriating/ridiculous that he told Kayla that she only had five minutes to play with Bud, and then he was going to take her to the bedroom. People fuck in the bedroom because there’s usually a BED in it, Lorne.

He was really gonna make that little girl sleep on his dog piss- and shit-inundated carpet, a carpet coated with a layer of pubic hair, semen, cigarette ashes, and spilled Bud light. And constantly rape her. For a whole weekend. How was he going to feed her? He could barely afford the gas. I guess he just figured he’d feed her with his cum.

Man. Most of the catfish calls are just funny to me, but I get genuinely angry when I think about Kayla, Molly, and Melissa.

No one ever believes me when I bring this up on Youtube comments, but I honestly think Lorne had no intention of bringing Kayla to his apartment. He admits that he didn't have the gas money to get her back home and return himself to his apartment. A lot of people count that up as Lorne being so horny he wasn't thinking straight, but Lorne was very aware of all the danger he was in with trying to pull this off and he wasn't horny ALL the time.


There are times in the chat log where it's very clear he either has some sort of post-nut clarity or he's able to suppress his disgusting urges long enough to add things up and realize something was off. I honestly think Lorne was going to take her to a secluded area somewhere, do whatever he wanted with her, then he was going to literally let her out of the truck and drive off. Remember, if things are going according to Lorne's plan, and she's real, she's deleted every archive and piece of proof she had about him. All she knows is a name and he's only lived there for a month. Hell, the police probably still thought he lived in Cornville.

Yeah, this is the same guy who's always broke, in debt and only ever employed for a couple of months at best and somehow thinks he can have a wife and kids(and in a decrepit trailer to boot) or that by just showing up to nashville he's going to become a country music superstar just like that. He can't think beyond the moment whatsoever, pure impulse and desire.