Lorne and Darrell Brooks - Adventures In Narcissism
Nov 17, 2022 12:49:21 GMT -5
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Post by That Fawkin Dawktah on Nov 17, 2022 12:49:21 GMT -5
I've been following the trial of Darrell Brooks for the last month. He's the guy who ran over a bunch of people at the 2021 Waukesha, WI Christmas parade. Killed six, horribly maimed many more. Yesterday he got nailed with 700+ years' imprisonment, having been a petulant little shit for the trial's duration, at which he represented himself.
As a Lorne observer, something really jumped out at me during Brooks' otherwise disposable 2hr closing statement. It's when Judge Dorow asks him, only a little pointedly after 2hrs of his waffling, self-pity, and passive-aggressive wheedling: "What sentence do you think you deserve?" Brooks then launches into a downright Lorne-like "Don't know why I did thayat / Awl messed ahp at the time / Wanna know how I were so stupid to dew that" spiel, angling for "help" from the WI judiciary. Not unlike Lorne's sniveling claims to desire "help" from his POs, at his own shellacking before Judge WoodCAWK.
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Sigmund said it well recently, that the central question of Lornography is this: Does Lorne believe his own bullshit? Regardless of your conclusion, a central plank of said BS is The Grand Adventure. It's a facet of Lorne, and now Brooks, I find endlessly entertaining/vexing.
"How could I have done this vile thing? It's so completely out of my character, with no possible precedents in my past behaviour! I must undergo a personal odyssey, to find the real reason... to learn the truth. Please be patient, or help me, if you can - I know the answer is somewhere far away from here, and from the person I really am..."
"Dude you're a goatfucker. You're on video buttfucking that goat after sneaking into the barn naked with a visible erection. Also they have your 10,000+ post history from goatbuttlovin' dot net."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! GET OUT!"
Predictably, those who rebuff Lorne - and as shown over the last month, Brooks - are instantly designated The Enemy. Like lurking brigands and feral curs, ready to leap out of the shrubbery! Bent on robbing and mauling our intrepid and noble adventurer, on his Journey To The Truth!
"Sheeeit, your honour. I just don't know why I ran over all those people." "Because you're a violent thug with an explosive temper." *angry hoodrat noises*
"Gawrsh, yer honour, how could I have been so stupid ta go tew that house?" "Because you're a paedophilic predator looking for easy sex." *angry hillbilly noises*
To be clear, I'm not saying Lorne and Brooks are directly comparable, though then again, I'd happily shove either off a cliff. But for any Lorne-watcher, I think you'll find the resemblance interesting. I'm sure Brooks, like Lorne, will spin a multi-decade saga out of this sordid yarn, a veritable Jordan or GRRM of depraved criminality.
TLDR: A Song Of AHS And Fired (From Muh Jawb)
As a Lorne observer, something really jumped out at me during Brooks' otherwise disposable 2hr closing statement. It's when Judge Dorow asks him, only a little pointedly after 2hrs of his waffling, self-pity, and passive-aggressive wheedling: "What sentence do you think you deserve?" Brooks then launches into a downright Lorne-like "Don't know why I did thayat / Awl messed ahp at the time / Wanna know how I were so stupid to dew that" spiel, angling for "help" from the WI judiciary. Not unlike Lorne's sniveling claims to desire "help" from his POs, at his own shellacking before Judge WoodCAWK.
(timestamped; if it doesn't work, please skip to 2:47:55)
Sigmund said it well recently, that the central question of Lornography is this: Does Lorne believe his own bullshit? Regardless of your conclusion, a central plank of said BS is The Grand Adventure. It's a facet of Lorne, and now Brooks, I find endlessly entertaining/vexing.
"How could I have done this vile thing? It's so completely out of my character, with no possible precedents in my past behaviour! I must undergo a personal odyssey, to find the real reason... to learn the truth. Please be patient, or help me, if you can - I know the answer is somewhere far away from here, and from the person I really am..."
"Dude you're a goatfucker. You're on video buttfucking that goat after sneaking into the barn naked with a visible erection. Also they have your 10,000+ post history from goatbuttlovin' dot net."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! GET OUT!"
Predictably, those who rebuff Lorne - and as shown over the last month, Brooks - are instantly designated The Enemy. Like lurking brigands and feral curs, ready to leap out of the shrubbery! Bent on robbing and mauling our intrepid and noble adventurer, on his Journey To The Truth!
"Sheeeit, your honour. I just don't know why I ran over all those people." "Because you're a violent thug with an explosive temper." *angry hoodrat noises*
"Gawrsh, yer honour, how could I have been so stupid ta go tew that house?" "Because you're a paedophilic predator looking for easy sex." *angry hillbilly noises*
To be clear, I'm not saying Lorne and Brooks are directly comparable, though then again, I'd happily shove either off a cliff. But for any Lorne-watcher, I think you'll find the resemblance interesting. I'm sure Brooks, like Lorne, will spin a multi-decade saga out of this sordid yarn, a veritable Jordan or GRRM of depraved criminality.
TLDR: A Song Of AHS And Fired (From Muh Jawb)