Post by jimbob2599 on May 31, 2022 17:26:48 GMT -5
Since we are all pretty sure at this point that Jim has passed away into the afterlife, I've been wondering - What would a personalized Heaven or Hell look like for Jim? Here is what I've come up with -
Hell - Jim is stuck experiencing his drive to Cheyanne's house for all eternity, except no matter how hard he tries he can never actually reach the house. He's just stuck driving around in the same area forever - Downtown Cincinatti, Newport, Fort Thomas, Highland Heights and East Gate - like a minatour in a maze. If he tries to leave the designated area he will just hit an invisible wall, like in a video game. Cheyanne keeps talking to him on the phone, giving him bad directions and cajoling him to come find her. Neither his horniness nor his desire to see Cheyanne ever subside, and he also has a permanent urge to piss. If he ever pulls over to the side of the road in order to try and piss or jerk off, a bear will come out of nowhere and bite his dick off.
Heaven - Heaven for Jim would just be a massive swinger's club full of hot 18-19 year old girls, all off them just totally throwing themselves at Jim. The bar would have all his favourite drinks, especially a large selection of vodka tonics. There is a jukebox which plays nothing but all of Jim's favourite jazz tunes, like Bill Evans and Thelonius Monk. Every once in a while Jim would also get called up to play keyboards to entertain the club, and every time they would all cheer loudly for him and treat him like a rockstar - always heaping praise on him, telling him how much of a talented musician he is. While the women in the swinger's club would all be obsessed with Jim's dick 24/7, the men there would all just basically be Jim's best friend, willing to sit down with him at any time and have lengthy conversations on any topic, just patiently listening to Jim talk and talk...
That was my take - now what do you think Jim's Heaven and Hell would be like? 
