WHAT IS THIS NIGHTMARE

You’re right too. One of the mutants from Wrong Turn found the girls phone and sent this to the parents

Instant restraining order.

Tongue wagging, pedo glasses, a hundred "mwah!"s, and yet the one thing in this video I really can't wrap my head around is "carnation" being used as a term of endearment. Is that even a thing? If you want to be able to call them the whole "my beautiful flowers" thing, THAT'S the only other flower you can think of? I know his attempts at pet names have always been stupid, but fuck me. Aren't carnations what you give to girls in elementary sch... Oh.

Or maybe he just meant to say "incarnation" since this is like the 5th version of Casey he's been in love with.

  Everyone's blind is all. If he turns his head slightly at a 45 degree angle in setting sunlight at the appropriate time while shadows crawl over his bald head he clearly looks like Jason Statham. Utterly ravashing. Pure Man. 

Fuckin lmao



Aging like a bucket of dog shit. 

Yes. Yes he is. Looking at the rest of the video and a few other recent ones, it looks like it broke off near the gum line and there’s still a bit of a stump there. Of course, as soon as he sells those beanie babies and makes it in Cuntry Music he’s gonna get that fixed because that’s the only thing keeping him from looking like he’s in his 30s still

LMFAO.

I'm reading a criminal profiling book called Whoever Fights Monsters by Robert Ressler and I'm on a chapter about crime scene staging.

It reminds me of some of the case studies in that where serial killers mock the victims families, taunt investigators and try to throw detectives off their path.

Look how bulbous his nose is in that still! It would be great if a catfish could convince him to have his body used for science when he dies just to see wtf was going on. Better yet, I’d love for him to get an MRI or whatever just to see what the activity is like inside his brain. I’m picturing a worm sitting down controlling him with 2 joysticks at this point

Please please please please tell me someone punched it out. 

He's literally growing ass cheeks on his nose.