Post by elouisegingrich on Sept 23, 2018 17:48:33 GMT -5
Dear Members of the Church of Cawd, Reformed Church of Cawd, members of the Temple of TCAP, and general Lorneographers:
I am Pastor Elouise Gingrich, founder of the Church of Cawd of Latter-Day-Lorneographers and author of the Book of Durango. It has been at least 2 and a half years since I was last active in the community. After a long hiatus, I decided to return to the community, although in a less significant and smaller role. I guess I owe all of you an explanation. I was founder and leader of the CoC-LDL since June of 2015. I was an active member of the Lorneography movement. The period between 2015 and the Spring of 2016 is sometimes known as the "Glory Days" of the Lorneography movement. Back then, we had no contact with Lorne, Stanley, or any other members of the Predaverse. Indeed, what made these "Glory Days" Glorious was all of the material we had to improvise to "Fill in the Gaps." Back then, Based Shaman, Nathaniel Trevor, and Sam Pendleton made, created, and improvised an amazing amount of content. I diffused a great deal of this Lorneography through the establishment of the CoC-LDL Facebook page. All of us started this amazing community of Lorneographers. Tixxx Tixxx also was emerging as a major force in the movement, though, he decided to pursue ALL of the predators instead of just Lorne.
Shortly after the first Lornegasm we celebrated together as a community in 2015, Ember responded to an announcement I made on the CoC LDL FB page asking for a "High Priestess" to help me manage the page. She became quite enthusiastic with her new role and quickly began building her own following, with my blessing of course. Towards the Spring of 2016, she managed to contact Lorne Armstrong via the USPS. Ember decided to pursue an interview with Lorne back in the Spring of 2016. As part of her agreement with Lorne, she was going to start a fund-raiser to entice Lorne into an interview. The proceeds of the fundraiser would be divided between Lorne and Durango Mango. I told Ember though it was interesting concept to have an interview with Lorne, I wanted to avoid getting involved with any money and fundraising attempts. Ember respected my wishes and kept the CoC LDL out of the interview process. If I am not mistaken, Nathaniel got involved in trying to set up the interview and this is when things started to go south. Based Shaman became very upset that Ember secured an interview with Lorne. In fact, Shaman was very angry that the LDL even existed and lashed out at us back in December of 2015 because we "stole" the church from him. It appears that he may have tried to sabotage the entire fundraising attempt by turning in the GoFundMe attempt to the authorities. I am not sure if it was him or not, but it looked as if the interview wasn't going to happen. Over 5000 was raised and Nathaniel then disappeared with all of the money.
At this time, many other major Lorneographers also stepped and became less active such as Ethan and Josh, among others. I also decided to step back and disappear. Although we eventually did get an interview and achieved contact with many of the other predators, it appears that many senior Lorneographers long for the "Glory Days" to return. With that said, I am back and I hope I can bring some new light to the movement. I want to bring us back to those "Glory Days." We need to get back to the basics of Lorneography: Laughing at Lorne. I founded a new movement, "The Fundamentalist Church of Cawd of Latter-Day-Lorneographers." We are on Facebook and I encourage you to join. Let's do our best to bring back those Glory Days. I just want that "Old Tyme Religion," or "That Old Time Lorneography."
Cawd Bless,
Pastor Elouise Gingrich
I am Pastor Elouise Gingrich, founder of the Church of Cawd of Latter-Day-Lorneographers and author of the Book of Durango. It has been at least 2 and a half years since I was last active in the community. After a long hiatus, I decided to return to the community, although in a less significant and smaller role. I guess I owe all of you an explanation. I was founder and leader of the CoC-LDL since June of 2015. I was an active member of the Lorneography movement. The period between 2015 and the Spring of 2016 is sometimes known as the "Glory Days" of the Lorneography movement. Back then, we had no contact with Lorne, Stanley, or any other members of the Predaverse. Indeed, what made these "Glory Days" Glorious was all of the material we had to improvise to "Fill in the Gaps." Back then, Based Shaman, Nathaniel Trevor, and Sam Pendleton made, created, and improvised an amazing amount of content. I diffused a great deal of this Lorneography through the establishment of the CoC-LDL Facebook page. All of us started this amazing community of Lorneographers. Tixxx Tixxx also was emerging as a major force in the movement, though, he decided to pursue ALL of the predators instead of just Lorne.
Shortly after the first Lornegasm we celebrated together as a community in 2015, Ember responded to an announcement I made on the CoC LDL FB page asking for a "High Priestess" to help me manage the page. She became quite enthusiastic with her new role and quickly began building her own following, with my blessing of course. Towards the Spring of 2016, she managed to contact Lorne Armstrong via the USPS. Ember decided to pursue an interview with Lorne back in the Spring of 2016. As part of her agreement with Lorne, she was going to start a fund-raiser to entice Lorne into an interview. The proceeds of the fundraiser would be divided between Lorne and Durango Mango. I told Ember though it was interesting concept to have an interview with Lorne, I wanted to avoid getting involved with any money and fundraising attempts. Ember respected my wishes and kept the CoC LDL out of the interview process. If I am not mistaken, Nathaniel got involved in trying to set up the interview and this is when things started to go south. Based Shaman became very upset that Ember secured an interview with Lorne. In fact, Shaman was very angry that the LDL even existed and lashed out at us back in December of 2015 because we "stole" the church from him. It appears that he may have tried to sabotage the entire fundraising attempt by turning in the GoFundMe attempt to the authorities. I am not sure if it was him or not, but it looked as if the interview wasn't going to happen. Over 5000 was raised and Nathaniel then disappeared with all of the money.
At this time, many other major Lorneographers also stepped and became less active such as Ethan and Josh, among others. I also decided to step back and disappear. Although we eventually did get an interview and achieved contact with many of the other predators, it appears that many senior Lorneographers long for the "Glory Days" to return. With that said, I am back and I hope I can bring some new light to the movement. I want to bring us back to those "Glory Days." We need to get back to the basics of Lorneography: Laughing at Lorne. I founded a new movement, "The Fundamentalist Church of Cawd of Latter-Day-Lorneographers." We are on Facebook and I encourage you to join. Let's do our best to bring back those Glory Days. I just want that "Old Tyme Religion," or "That Old Time Lorneography."
Cawd Bless,
Pastor Elouise Gingrich