Lorne's Brother Tawd

Ive never seen Lorne mention a Todd, there's Roy (alcoholic shed brother), Rich (molester brother), Ralph (pizza shit brother), Paul, and Laurie. Where did you get Todd?

Whoever he is, he isn't a brother. He is too young. A nephew perhaps? It looks like he is keeping the Armstrong tradition alive.

Lorne's brother doesn't live in the shed. Lorne sent him out there so he could talk to Ramona privately. He said his brother comes over when he is fighting with his wife, but he said nothing about him living there. It would be pretty hard to live in a shed here in Maine except for maybe in the summer. You would freeze the rest of the year. I imagine Lorne's shed if filled with junk anyway. It's probably standing room only in there.

Remember when it was subversive and kind of unique to have tattoos and now every jizz stain has them?

You would stand out more now if you didn't have one.

Here's another one of Tawd:





And here's Donnie Armstrong (another brother?), Ralph, and Tawd:

Ahh, I remember Lorne mentioning that!  Haha, I love how Lorne used this little fact to highlight how Ramona knows everything about him.  Not some deep personal secret that only Lorne would know, not one of those little personal secrets that you swear is going to the grave with you and you only.  No, just some slightly embarrassing tidbit about another Armstrong court ordered into treatment.


This does remind of a thread at the Church Of Cawd during it's final days.  I don't remember who started the thread or the Lorne video it was on but I think it was the Nashville song or one of his original gospel ballads, whatever.  Anyway as usual, people are commenting (trolling) to Lorne with chatlog/ sting footage dialogue that Lorne is soaking up for sincere compliments have him a little more boastful than usual.  In a particular string of comments Lorne is asked if any of his siblings are as talented as he is.  I'm paraphrasing here as I have not seen the actual YT comments and am trying to recall it from a CoC thread from 2-3 years ago so take that for what it is worth....bawt Lorne says something along the lines that most of his family is talented too in someway, but he is the most talented.  He talks about his construction skills but talks more about how his singing in the early days would actually cause people in bars to stop drinking or whatever they were doing and take notice of him and his singing.  

Well, the CoC thread was based on someone making negative comments at Lorne saying how Lorne really thinks he's the "big shit" of the family.  At first Lorne ignores this and treats it like just some random troll but then there's another 2 or 3 comments from this particular user that cites something personal that only Lorne would know, this causes Lorne to ask who it really is, this also causes Lornegraphers to take interest into this person but this individual quickly deleted the account after what I'm sure was a bombardment of comments asking for more info on Lorne.  I believe it was this Tawd person since Lorne doesn't seen to be a liked family member despite his personal claims.  He's never in any of the other family member pictures or even mentioned in the few Facebook posts that get posted from time to time (never here since it's a rule violation).  

“Ralph Armstrong” commented something like “your famous in your own mind” on one of Lornes videos. Clicking on this name brought you to Lorne’s brother Ralph’s YouTube channel, which had videos of Ralph singing. Of course people then commented all over Ralph’s videos and Ralph soon deleted his channel.

Lorne has said his siblings were jealous of him. This sounds like a good example of what he thought is true 

I think when Lorne's uncle Richard Cooley passed one of his family members posted some pics from the Cooley side of the family but some of Lorne's brothers were in the pics.  I didn't see Lorne but thought maybe he's not allowed to be on Facebook as part of his probation maybe?, still it seems weird he wasn't mentioned or pictured.  Then again, not all of the Armstrongs were pictured but the funeral was in Cornville and Lorne was already living in Cornville at the time seems natural he would be there.  Not saying that he wasn't however.

If Lorne or someone like him was in my family, I wouldn't want to acknowledge their existence either.

I'm going to disagree. Two of his siblings were involved in stealing the $30,000 from Betty. Plus since we now know that Lorne's brothers molested him, they have contributed to Lorne's involvement in TCAP. Most importantly, all of the photos reproduced here were willingly posted by his family members on a public website.

Analysing Lorne's dysfunctional siblings is of key importance to understanding Lorne.

None of Lorne's siblings are being contacted, harassed, or even affected by us in any way.

Lorne most likely couldn't go to the funeral because there might have been children present 

Lorne made them the shirts but he never sent them and kept the $20