Post by meatrawket on Jan 18, 2024 13:33:01 GMT -5
This is one of my favorite catfish series. I didnt care for it much when I first heard them, because of the outright absurdity. After I vested some time in the calls, I really started to enjoy them. Here we get a sober but very angry Lorne, and its exploited to the max.
The whole Jamie Amy catfish starts off kind of lame when Winelover is the troll. She seems like a nice enough person, but she wasn’t really vested in the troll and the mental stamina it takes to be on the phone with Lorne all day and night. I think there was also a time zone disparity, so he was calling while she was asleep and stuff like that. In any case, those calls weren’t all that interesting to listen to. I’m not faulting WL for this, but the chemistry wasn’t there.
Then they concocted the COVID story, and the Robot took over. First a female robot voice that Lorne couldn’t understand and then finally settled in on the British male voice. I want to touch on that robot app for a moment. I wish I knew what app he used for this voice because there is something very cool about it. Even though it’s a robotic voice that’s mostly monotone, there seems to be hints of emotion in them. I don’t know if it’s my mind’s interpretation, but it feels like I can sense emotion in the conversations. When there’s a question being asked, the tone of the words sounds like a question. It’s subtle, but I feel like I can hear some level of shifting tones in the words that are spoken. But again, it may just be me.
The calls paint the picture of Jamie Amy, a porn star that hangs out in her room in Nashville, TN, unable to speak without the aid of Wills phone. Will is her best friend, who lives in the same dwelling, and he used to be married to Winnie. He also used to date Jamie. Then there’s MJ, a chic that makes movies with Jamie, and apparently has a golden pussy. Then there’s John Michael Junior, MJs fiancé who joins in on these movies. Supporting characters are RAWD (voiced by Blu3Boy), a virgin penis that she met on the innanet that has money and wanted to make a movie with Jamie. There's Cheffrey, the Italian sausage making cawk sucker, who is a chef Jamie met online that teaches her how to make sausage. Then there is James, who is gay with big muscles and a pug dog, who plays Donkey Kong and gets to level 666 LOL. The universe that was created for this series is wildly insane, and as I am typing it I just cant believe how crazy the story sounds.
The whole series focuses on Lorne’s insecurities. He’s extremely insecure about himself in general, about his penis, and other guys. He ultra protective, out of jealousy, and this side to Lorne can easily be accessed, causing him to rage out very quickly. The entire series of calls combine all the things Lorne is inherently insecure about and capitalizes on it. Everything from the very close bond between Will and Jamie, WIlldo (dildo made from Wills big beautiful cawk), “other guys” and Jamie's profession all come into play during the calls. He hangs up very often, he cries a lot, and screams constantly. Did you lose signal?
So about Reborne (Will) himself. The orchestrator. He’s very funny, very smart, and his conversational skills in this series are excellent. He changes tone and posture very rapidly and smoothly and is very expressive. The way he utilizes his own voice and switches back to the robot and back again is great. A lot of times I feel he does this when he’s trying, as the robot, to explain something to blockhead and its not sinking in, so he uses the Will persona to slam it home. Other times its just pure comedy. RB, all in all, is an excellent troll. He plays both a friend and a nemesis for Lorne simultaneously, and the source of much jealousy. I think his crying sounds ridiculous, and even crazier that Lorne believes it. I love when you can hear him trying to hide his chuckling under the crying LOL. Anyway its great when its Will vs Lorne, and Lorne basically becomes a cowering stuttering child when Will lays the smackdown. Its some funny shit. RB has also played some supporting characters in older catfish calls, like being Lorne’s son LJ.
RB’s use of the robot is pretty funny and unique also. He is able to repeat the same phrase or question over and over just by pressing a button, driving Lorne nuts. Between that and the one liner zingers (old man river, fuck off upstairs, etc) and using “bro” LOL. IM NOT YOUR BRO!! The robot also gets very technical, another thing that Lorne cant stand. The robot exhibits sarcasm, quick wit, dry humor, direct insults, judgement and slick ways of getting around answering Lorne's repeated questions (Which One Was It?)
This post wouldn’t be complete if I didn’t mention Patrick Tcap Ireland. What can I say about this guy? He’s just great. I mean, Lorne’s accent is very unique. I am from New York and have heard them all, and this one is hard to nail down. It’s a typical New England/Boston accent mixed with hillbilly drawl. He has a very distinct way of saying certain things that is very difficult to imitate. This guy Patrick does one of the funniest Lorne impressions ever. On his own channel he reads random Lorne texts, and its some funny shit. So, Patrick reads the texts preceding and in between the hang ups on these RB calls. It provides continuous context in a very hilarious fashion. He also reads the Emails from the Blu3Boy series.
One thing I really love too is the video portion. The simple but effective use of mood switching Lorne is great. The picture of him pouting naked is just hilarious in itself. The others are pretty funny too. I was sad to see this has changed into a wrestling video game or something like that for the most recent calls. I'm sure its not easy for whoever edits the video, presumably Will. It was worth it though as it just somehow makes the whole call funnier.
There are so many good calls. We can spend the entirety of this thread reminiscing about them all from the classics to the hidden gems. I don’t like all of the calls (Jamie's gotta Vent), but there are some truly great ones. One that I love, simply because of the speed at which Lorne goes from syrupy sweet to mad as fuck is incredible, is Pre-Yancy Workout. At the beginning of this call he sends a pic of his cock and it goes unanswered, only to be told by Jamie that she was spending time with Will, making up songs about turtles and shaking her panties LOL, so ridiculous, yet so effective, he just starts immediately raging and its just too funny, I think I listened to this call more times than Id like to admit. This call could be made into a drinking game, focusing on the phrase "Will's Cawk"
The whole Jamie Amy catfish starts off kind of lame when Winelover is the troll. She seems like a nice enough person, but she wasn’t really vested in the troll and the mental stamina it takes to be on the phone with Lorne all day and night. I think there was also a time zone disparity, so he was calling while she was asleep and stuff like that. In any case, those calls weren’t all that interesting to listen to. I’m not faulting WL for this, but the chemistry wasn’t there.
Then they concocted the COVID story, and the Robot took over. First a female robot voice that Lorne couldn’t understand and then finally settled in on the British male voice. I want to touch on that robot app for a moment. I wish I knew what app he used for this voice because there is something very cool about it. Even though it’s a robotic voice that’s mostly monotone, there seems to be hints of emotion in them. I don’t know if it’s my mind’s interpretation, but it feels like I can sense emotion in the conversations. When there’s a question being asked, the tone of the words sounds like a question. It’s subtle, but I feel like I can hear some level of shifting tones in the words that are spoken. But again, it may just be me.
The calls paint the picture of Jamie Amy, a porn star that hangs out in her room in Nashville, TN, unable to speak without the aid of Wills phone. Will is her best friend, who lives in the same dwelling, and he used to be married to Winnie. He also used to date Jamie. Then there’s MJ, a chic that makes movies with Jamie, and apparently has a golden pussy. Then there’s John Michael Junior, MJs fiancé who joins in on these movies. Supporting characters are RAWD (voiced by Blu3Boy), a virgin penis that she met on the innanet that has money and wanted to make a movie with Jamie. There's Cheffrey, the Italian sausage making cawk sucker, who is a chef Jamie met online that teaches her how to make sausage. Then there is James, who is gay with big muscles and a pug dog, who plays Donkey Kong and gets to level 666 LOL. The universe that was created for this series is wildly insane, and as I am typing it I just cant believe how crazy the story sounds.
The whole series focuses on Lorne’s insecurities. He’s extremely insecure about himself in general, about his penis, and other guys. He ultra protective, out of jealousy, and this side to Lorne can easily be accessed, causing him to rage out very quickly. The entire series of calls combine all the things Lorne is inherently insecure about and capitalizes on it. Everything from the very close bond between Will and Jamie, WIlldo (dildo made from Wills big beautiful cawk), “other guys” and Jamie's profession all come into play during the calls. He hangs up very often, he cries a lot, and screams constantly. Did you lose signal?
So about Reborne (Will) himself. The orchestrator. He’s very funny, very smart, and his conversational skills in this series are excellent. He changes tone and posture very rapidly and smoothly and is very expressive. The way he utilizes his own voice and switches back to the robot and back again is great. A lot of times I feel he does this when he’s trying, as the robot, to explain something to blockhead and its not sinking in, so he uses the Will persona to slam it home. Other times its just pure comedy. RB, all in all, is an excellent troll. He plays both a friend and a nemesis for Lorne simultaneously, and the source of much jealousy. I think his crying sounds ridiculous, and even crazier that Lorne believes it. I love when you can hear him trying to hide his chuckling under the crying LOL. Anyway its great when its Will vs Lorne, and Lorne basically becomes a cowering stuttering child when Will lays the smackdown. Its some funny shit. RB has also played some supporting characters in older catfish calls, like being Lorne’s son LJ.
RB’s use of the robot is pretty funny and unique also. He is able to repeat the same phrase or question over and over just by pressing a button, driving Lorne nuts. Between that and the one liner zingers (old man river, fuck off upstairs, etc) and using “bro” LOL. IM NOT YOUR BRO!! The robot also gets very technical, another thing that Lorne cant stand. The robot exhibits sarcasm, quick wit, dry humor, direct insults, judgement and slick ways of getting around answering Lorne's repeated questions (Which One Was It?)
This post wouldn’t be complete if I didn’t mention Patrick Tcap Ireland. What can I say about this guy? He’s just great. I mean, Lorne’s accent is very unique. I am from New York and have heard them all, and this one is hard to nail down. It’s a typical New England/Boston accent mixed with hillbilly drawl. He has a very distinct way of saying certain things that is very difficult to imitate. This guy Patrick does one of the funniest Lorne impressions ever. On his own channel he reads random Lorne texts, and its some funny shit. So, Patrick reads the texts preceding and in between the hang ups on these RB calls. It provides continuous context in a very hilarious fashion. He also reads the Emails from the Blu3Boy series.
One thing I really love too is the video portion. The simple but effective use of mood switching Lorne is great. The picture of him pouting naked is just hilarious in itself. The others are pretty funny too. I was sad to see this has changed into a wrestling video game or something like that for the most recent calls. I'm sure its not easy for whoever edits the video, presumably Will. It was worth it though as it just somehow makes the whole call funnier.
There are so many good calls. We can spend the entirety of this thread reminiscing about them all from the classics to the hidden gems. I don’t like all of the calls (Jamie's gotta Vent), but there are some truly great ones. One that I love, simply because of the speed at which Lorne goes from syrupy sweet to mad as fuck is incredible, is Pre-Yancy Workout. At the beginning of this call he sends a pic of his cock and it goes unanswered, only to be told by Jamie that she was spending time with Will, making up songs about turtles and shaking her panties LOL, so ridiculous, yet so effective, he just starts immediately raging and its just too funny, I think I listened to this call more times than Id like to admit. This call could be made into a drinking game, focusing on the phrase "Will's Cawk"