Which predator had the worst haircut?

One time I saw some YouTube commenter say that Dupee had "the hair of a fresh newborn baby." I laughed so goddamn hard that it hurt.

Honorable mentions go to:

- Gregory Stewart's thin, depressing puff that fluttered so gracefully in the Mantoloking breeze
- The unsightly growth atop Satinder Thind's noggin
- Whatever Lurch did to himself in his bathroom mirror

Downhour’s strange curly hair makes me think exactly of a weird socially inept child molester. It got even worse as he got older and his face became more ugly, making his hair more apparent.

Dmac's helmet hair thing

John Dupee's hair legitimately disturbs me. I hope that was rain and not sweat/grease, but his sister drove him, so how long could he have been outside?

Like there's just so much wrong with it I don't even know where to begin. What's with that luster? Why is it parted the way it is? What's the deal with that strand? Why does one side have the poofy shit and not the other?

Donald Morrison's crooked widow's peak.

Didn’t know/remember his sister drove him! Was she arrested as a coconspirator?

No love for Jeff Stacy's self-made clippers job?

Damn, you're right. I came across it today and was wondering how it hasn't made the rounds here. Now I see why. John should really consider that look though.

Jesse Velez's iPhone X hairline and spray-on hair has to be a contender.

That DHS guy with the gigantic bald spot. Dude, give it up.

Richer Breault had that messy tousled look that nearly every asshole kid of the day was sporting

Since it was raining out that night, we know water was a factor in the sheen. However, once CH appeared, the sweat beads were visible on his forehead. That sweat would have immediately worked it's way through his hair (or lack there of) and mixed with the rain already on his head. He may have used some styling product (likely from his sister), since the fact he wore his 9s shirt showed it was a special occasion. By the end of his segment, his hair had a sheen that one could compare to the sun glinting off some low-grade biker meth.

We don't get a clear indication of where exactly his hairline borders were, but as I think it was Fast Eddie commented on YT, Dupee's grooming strategy was to push his hair in every direction. This strategy would explain the asymmetrical parting and sides. Given the thinness, one raindrop on the wrong side could completely shift his hairstyle.

Another unsolved mystery regarding his appearance is what's up with the lines all over his neck.