Eugene Daily Thread

Surprised they didn't make any references to him "Going Postal".

As a lifelong Jersey resident, I approve this message.  

Come to think of it, this guy kinda reminds me of Ned Flanders

I wonder if the wife was more pissed she didn't get a ride or the fact her husband got arrested for trying to get with a minor. More likely the first one, because at that point I am sure you know your husband is a cuck.

Greg Stewart is a huge cuck. I loved the excuses that started whizzing out. Stay home and dont waste your money on a gross pizza.

I'm from northern New Jersey, as in The Sopranos Jersey. The Ocean County sting was pretty weird for me as a result, because the accents are so familiar. Eugene Daily talks exactly like my grandfather.

From the Perverted Justice entry on Eugene Daily:

"Eugene is now a registered sex offender for life under New Jersey's Megan's Law"


Of course, he doesn't show up in their searchable database of RSOs, so I'm thinking PJ got something incorrect.  Searching around a bit, I found a message board post from a site that seems to be defunct now:

"as a parole officer these stings are tragic but good job security. Sex offenders in NJ are now subject to parole supervision for life!!!!"

Obviously, the poster of the above could have been a 19-year old Norwegian kid making stuff up for all we know.  But my question is whether anybody knows if Eugene Daily was not technically put on the Sex Offender Registry of New Jersey, but instead was placed under this lifetime parole supervision thing (if indeed that's real).  Pardon my ignorance, but I was just seeing if I could find anything new on my personal Patron Predator, and that's all I could come up with.

So whatever happened to the grizzled old postal veteran?  I did find where he lived as of 2014 (same address as when he was arrested), but unfortunately no sign of him in the Google streetview images of the house.

Eugene is great, "we're not gonna do that today ok? It was fast or rushed i wasn't sure if you were real, i'm looking for cops"

He was a fast mover his chat is very short eugene was drivin by impulse

Perhaps eugene was a mail man in the hood and was always dodging gang bangers.

I got a question.  Anybody know what this means?

double_102000 (03/29/07 3:59:22 PM): what r u doing in a 1/2 hr
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/29/07 3:59:28 PM): nothing
double_102000 (03/29/07 3:59:40 PM): soda buger
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/29/07 3:59:55 PM): huh?

Must have been a great Easter for the Daily family.

To be fair, he does have the perfect name for a tour of duty at the post office. Erryday!

But yes, it's a great segment. Eugene really knows how to make a girl wet. Sometimes when I feel like I could use a few pointers when it comes to making my lady happier, I just re-watch his bit.

Play with u. Hold u. Feel u. Kiss u. Kiss you where? ALL over. Then I ask if she's game for giving me oral sex.