Anyone celebrating Lornt this year?

I would have to agree. This places lacks much of the internal strife that plauges other forums. There has been some to a degree but for the most part, everyone is friendly and treat others with respect. (Despite the onslaught of guests and troll accounts.)

But back to Lorne. I don't think he understands what a platonic friendship with a member of the opposite sex is. He could never be in the friend zone. If he interacts with a woman with the sole goal of forming a romantic relationship and eventually impregnating her. He's like a childless woman who keeps complaining about her biological clock ticking. (His biological cock ticking perhaps?) It might be Momma Gwen's fault. Like she told him "Ya gotta go out and getchaself a wife if ya want ya kids to take care of ya when yer oldah" when he was a teenager. I really don't believe that Lorne ever had a one night stand. He might have had a relationship or two in the past where he got his carrot wet. But likely fucked it up when he got clingy, overbearing and demanding and wanted to turn them into broodmares. Then these women made a hasty retreat. I've been on a friendly basis with women all of my life and still am to this day without having a desire to get into their pants. It's got to be a sad thing to be Lorne and look at every woman of child bearing age as simply a uterus attached to a Ms. Vagina.