Essential Lorne reading REQUEST thread

Wouldn't it be great if I was paying attention?

Thanks for reposting.

I checked the file.town link and it seems to be working on my end but if you still need Lorngasm I can send it to you.

Okay, paint me confused. Sure doesn't work at all for me.
I see the words "continue to download...", but they're not clickable, it's just not a link.
I've actually clicked every clickable part of the page, and none of the resultant destinations involve what it's supposed to be. For example, clicking the middle of that bizarre mashed image just leads straight to the base upload.run/
Clicking other links lead to various sites, such as monetizeyourwebsite.nl/
After spending an abnormally long time on this page, I can confirm that there is nothing here. Absolutely nothing. I don't know what you guys are seeing, but you must be using some supernatural magic to go to the exact same URL, but get back content different than I'm getting. And I don't even know how that's possible.

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Okay, hmm maybe it's a regional thing, sorry about that.  I've put the file along with the other Lorne content into google drive folder so you can get whatever you needed.  I'll also edit it into the original post.

Is Lorne's speech/accent common for the area he grew up/came from? He is hard to understand, is that due to a possible medical condition? I've heard his drunk phone calls, so I'm not really talking about that.

The counting pubic hair and him hoping no more grows made me feel rage.

The link to the pictah book doesnt work anymore is there another link?

Thank you so much.

I've noticed that Lorne sounds a lot different now than he did on the phone calls with Kayla and his appearance on TCAP. I theorized that he got layed out in prison and possibly fractured his jaw. 

Exactly. His vocal chords are already showing damage from a lifetime of smoking. And he's up to three packs a day now.

He's still taking pictures of it in the cab of his trucks, through the holes in the crotch of his jeans according to Ramona and Ember.

Just erase truck and insert any space Lorne is currently occupying.