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shabillbill
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Drive trahk Oct 21, 2024 17:29:26 GMT -5 darkzero likes this

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Post by shabillbill on Oct 21, 2024 17:29:26 GMT -5

Oct 21, 2024 15:16:34 GMT -5 bubbazanetti said:

Oct 20, 2024 10:01:36 GMT -5 The Notorious MOAB said:

Honestly outside of his very obvious mutilations of the English language, most of Lorne's expressions and phrases aren't 87babble like "something you dug up out of the water". He just has a lot of regional or older sayings in his vernacular which people just immediately assume he made up.

My eyes rolled into the back of my head like I was the goddamn Undertaker when he mentioned being "poor as a church mouse" in the Christmas Cas3y call because I could already hear the zoomer redditors and youtube marks laughing at it, not knowing its just old person speak.

I go magnet fishing once in a while. There are some good bridges over creeks and rivers out in the middle of nowhere where you can find some good shit. There are a few old dudes that I have run across magnet fishing who use the term "dug up out of the water" so I know it isn't specific to Lorne's particular retardation.

I know someone who magnet fishes alot.
They have found alot of cool stuff, but they said they also find a disturbingly large amount of dog collars, too.
Alligators, maybe.

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Drive trahk Oct 21, 2024 17:32:57 GMT -5 via mobile D-Unit and That Fawkin Dawktah like this

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Post by lornespedostache on Oct 21, 2024 17:32:57 GMT -5

Oct 21, 2024 13:09:29 GMT -5 D-Unit said:

I mean, how long does/did he really "drive trahhk? He seems to work only "occasionally". I mean, most truck drivers that do this at his age, it's a career. It seems he works for, at most a few months stretch. And from what we've heard, he got fired or gets cited for reckless driving, so he sucks at that too

I think it was Rebjorne who said that Lorne works long enough to qualify for unemployment, and as soon as he fulfills the quota, he gets himself fired or laid-off, and immediately files for unemployment, lives off of that and hand-outs from his mom, until unemployment runs out and then he starts the process over again. He's such a freaking garbage person.

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Drive trahk Oct 21, 2024 17:42:08 GMT -5 lornespedostache likes this

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Post by D-Unit on Oct 21, 2024 17:42:08 GMT -5

Oct 21, 2024 17:32:57 GMT -5 lornespedostache said:

Oct 21, 2024 13:09:29 GMT -5 D-Unit said:

I mean, how long does/did he really "drive trahhk? He seems to work only "occasionally". I mean, most truck drivers that do this at his age, it's a career. It seems he works for, at most a few months stretch. And from what we've heard, he got fired or gets cited for reckless driving, so he sucks at that too

I think it was Rebjorne who said that Lorne works long enough to qualify for unemployment, and as soon as he fulfills the quota, he gets himself fired or laid-off, and immediately files for unemployment, lives off of that and hand-outs from his mom, until unemployment runs out and then he starts the process over again. He's such a freaking garbage person.

Yeah, you're right, I remember that now that you mention it

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Drive trahk Oct 21, 2024 18:09:17 GMT -5 shabillbill and darkzero like this

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Post by youseehowthislooks on Oct 21, 2024 18:09:17 GMT -5

Oct 19, 2024 6:53:48 GMT -5 shabillbill said:

My dad was a long haul trucker for many years and also a logging trucker after that and many older guys use the term. Most of those guys he worked with are southern so it's certainly a phrase used all over by older truckers, not just the frozen wasteland nup north.

Yea my dad said he drove truck in the midwest so I don't even think its regional. Just a term outsiders wouldn't know

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Drive trahk Oct 22, 2024 20:10:33 GMT -5 via mobile D-Unit and lornespedostache like this

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Post by rawdbrain on Oct 22, 2024 20:10:33 GMT -5

Oct 21, 2024 17:32:57 GMT -5 lornespedostache said:

Oct 21, 2024 13:09:29 GMT -5 D-Unit said:

I mean, how long does/did he really "drive trahhk? He seems to work only "occasionally". I mean, most truck drivers that do this at his age, it's a career. It seems he works for, at most a few months stretch. And from what we've heard, he got fired or gets cited for reckless driving, so he sucks at that too

I think it was Rebjorne who said that Lorne works long enough to qualify for unemployment, and as soon as he fulfills the quota, he gets himself fired or laid-off, and immediately files for unemployment, lives off of that and hand-outs from his mom, until unemployment runs out and then he starts the process over again. He's such a freaking garbage person.

Amazing that he could figure that out. He sucks ass at everything, all his past scams never worked either. But if thats true its the smartest thing he will ever do

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Drive trahk Oct 23, 2024 17:04:19 GMT -5 D-Unit and darkzero like this

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Post by cornvilleonthecob on Oct 23, 2024 17:04:19 GMT -5

Oct 21, 2024 17:42:08 GMT -5 D-Unit said:

Oct 21, 2024 17:32:57 GMT -5 lornespedostache said:

I think it was Rebjorne who said that Lorne works long enough to qualify for unemployment, and as soon as he fulfills the quota, he gets himself fired or laid-off, and immediately files for unemployment, lives off of that and hand-outs from his mom, until unemployment runs out and then he starts the process over again. He's such a freaking garbage person.

Yeah, you're right, I remember that now that you mention it

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Drive trahk Oct 23, 2024 18:14:02 GMT -5 innanet fuck-friend and darkzero like this

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Post by eric on Oct 23, 2024 18:14:02 GMT -5

I have def heard the term drive truck before, while he does butcher words a lot, I think he uses "weren't" incorrectly on purpose to sound more "country". I thought Winnie or Casey corrected him on it, and I think he does it to get under their skin sometimes

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Drive trahk Oct 24, 2024 8:57:40 GMT -5 via mobile lornespedostache likes this

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Post by No Pickles on Oct 24, 2024 8:57:40 GMT -5

Linda Jbali from 90 Day Fiancé, who’s from Ohio, says the same thing. And it always sounds so weird to me haha.

Side note, I always thought Linda and Lorne would be a perfect match. Both insane, manipulative, dishonest criminals who are physically in one another’s league. They would be perfectly miserable together as penance for how horribly they’ve treated others in the past.

I didn’t buy ham or anything like that

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Drive trahk Oct 24, 2024 10:41:33 GMT -5

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Post by cagefreeeggs on Oct 24, 2024 10:41:33 GMT -5

Oct 22, 2024 20:10:33 GMT -5 rawdbrain said:

Oct 21, 2024 17:32:57 GMT -5 lornespedostache said:

I think it was Rebjorne who said that Lorne works long enough to qualify for unemployment, and as soon as he fulfills the quota, he gets himself fired or laid-off, and immediately files for unemployment, lives off of that and hand-outs from his mom, until unemployment runs out and then he starts the process over again. He's such a freaking garbage person.

Amazing that he could figure that out. He sucks ass at everything, all his past scams never worked either. But if thats true its the smartest thing he will ever do

Yeah people like him are usually pretty good at figuring out how to scam the system or their fellow degenerates clue them in.

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Post by cornvilleonthecob on Oct 23, 2024 17:04:19 GMT -5

Post by eric on Oct 23, 2024 18:14:02 GMT -5

Post by Cornville Cryptid on Oct 23, 2024 19:35:36 GMT -5

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