Lorne's story about Fahmah coming to meet a child with him

And you know when it's a call after he fucks up because there's VMs of him yell singing forgiveness songs because in Hallmark Channel fashion that's how you wipe away all the bad stuff you've done.  He really thinks he can bully and use the power of suggestion to get these people to want to be with him.

lmao same I have listened to these a lot. I usually listen to them on rebornes old livestreams as it helps to break up the call since Lorne really just reapts the same 3 phrases over and over. 

Its fascinating how he will legitimately drone on and on and on about sheet rawk and the tear down houshe when literally the night before she's saying I dont want to be with you and he is being a complete ass yelling at her about not bein' real with hum

I guess it comes down to the fact that she's willing to be on the phone with him so there's a chance he can "fake it till he makes it" so to speak

Don't forget that when the TCAP episode was airing (apparently it was airing live as it happened), Molly called Tony and said "Lorne's in trouble!", when in reality, the sting happened months earlier and Tony had already gone to pick up Bud or whatever...

Yeah, I forget who he said it to, but he definitely said that.  it's so fucking ridiculous, and then you have him yelling how "I'm NAWT stoopid, I jussssh didn't like skoool...".  I fucking hate him.

It’s likely true, but to an extent just like all of Lornes stories. I can see Fahmah being invited, but he either:
a) didn’t know the age of the girl Lorne planned on meeting
b) didn’t even know Lorne was planning on meeting someone
c) had no intentions of going to the fair with Lorne and would either do something else or stay in the hotel room
The reason I think he did go is because Lorne is a cheap retard and could have never afforded the gas and hotel room on his own so he begged Tony to go in on it promising him an escape from Wendy or suggesting there was some other benefit to him. Lorne didn’t want Tony to go, it was sheer necessity. Lorne would have rather have gone alone. No matter what the case, I don’t think Tony knew Lorne was planning to rape/begin fashe ta fashe grooming a minor. It’s just in recent years that Tony’s presence has become a convenient “why would I invite Tony if I was going to rape a child?” coverup.

I’m not suggesting Tony was a shining star of virtue himself, but I don’t see him being a pedo or pedo enabler. Even though he associated with Lorne post-sting, it seemed to be a strained, one-sided relationship at best. Lorne basically had to bribe him to even hang out with him and it seems like when they did hang out he wouldn’t hold back from ripping on Lorne for being a PDF file. It was clear that he wanted to distance himself from Lorne unless he directly benefited from it.

Edit: Lorne could have also had Tony come because if I recall correctly, the Molly saga intersected with his DUI. It’s entirely possible that the meeting was scheduled at a time when Lorne didn’t have his license and he needed Fahmah to drive him.

Ditto Sigmund. I was an analyst and I love reading someone else'.


At the very end of his pathetic MySpace profile, under "Who I'd Like to Meet":

One very special woman on August 11, 2007

I liderally just listened to the Ca3ey cawl yesterday where he mumbles through the whole Molly saga with Ca3ey, and this came up, "She was planning to come see me down in Nashville...when she turned 18." (he might have said "when she graduates high school" now that I think of it)


I have always thought the MySpace August 11, 2007 visitor was Molly, and therefore her 18th birthday had to be around there. I know Sigmund puts her at 17, about to be 18 at his arrest. It's close enough, age wise. I think Lorne played the long game, waiting for her to be "legal" (or "acceptably close enough") and when Molly didn't show, JUST LIKE AT THE STALKER FAIR, he used his backup plan, chat rooms.