Happy first day of Lornt

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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 9:53:34 GMT -5 via mobile okay sing to me, Cornville Cryptid, and 16 more like this

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Post by chops on Sept 17, 2024 9:53:34 GMT -5

Happy first day of Lornt to all you tcappers and lornogrophers, 17 years ago today our very own 87 made contact with his precious little princess, one day down, 30 to go!

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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 12:33:47 GMT -5 Thir-teen?, President-Elect Breen, and 6 more like this

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Post by okay sing to me on Sept 17, 2024 12:33:47 GMT -5

Happy Lornt yew so called cawksuckin' peesuhs of sheeyut! Another Hallmark Channel Lornemas is here in it's white trawk. Can't believe it's been 17 years Mahty, for 17 years we have celebrated Lornt and for what? Money, clicks and views.

Day One is so mundane but it really sets the tone. One thing I always forget is that Lorne is basically wearing the same exact outfit on the first day of his chat that he will be wearing a month later when he gets busted by Chris. That get up is really befitting Lorne's pedo character for some reason.

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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 12:35:38 GMT -5 President-Elect Breen and cornvilleonthecob like this

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Post by D-Unit on Sept 17, 2024 12:35:38 GMT -5

Sept 17, 2024 12:33:47 GMT -5 okay sing to me said:

Happy Lornt yew so called cawksuckin' peesuhs of sheeyut! Another Hallmark Channel Lornemas is here in it's white trawk. Can't believe it's been 17 years Mahty, for 17 years we have celebrated Lornt and for what? Money, clicks and views.

Day One is so mundane but it really sets the tone. One thing I always forget is that Lorne is basically wearing the same exact outfit on the first day of his chat that he will be wearing a month later when he gets busted by Chris. That get up is really befitting Lorne's pedo character for some reason.

He's one of those people who's just as disgusting on the outside as he is on the inside...

Do I look like a dishonest, dirty person to you?

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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 12:57:33 GMT -5

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Post by okay sing to me on Sept 17, 2024 12:57:33 GMT -5

lorne_a_20014 (09/17/07 9:24:39 PM): if nobody will talk to you sweetheart you can talk to me........i'm a good guy, i have 2 nieces your age

lorne_a_20014 (09/17/07 10:13:13 PM): has anyone else sent you a message besides me from the chat room?
kayla_princess94 (09/17/07 10:13:32 PM): yeah but i closed em lol
lorne_a_20014 (09/17/07 10:13:36 PM): lol
kayla_princess94 (09/17/07 10:13:47 PM): wat they mean by a purv wats that

So Lorne starts out by doing the decoy a favor and will converse with her since, according to him, no one else was talking to her. Then later asks if she was talking to anyone else. The decoy says she was ignoring the other messages but it seems as though the decoy was talking to other people.

Was Lorne's approach a way to avoid immediate rejection from the decoy? Because it's way more likely he would get declined trying to seek out if the decoy was even interested in speaking with him as opposed to him being a nice guy and volunteering to talk to someone he believes is being ignored in the chatroom. She hasn't even brought up whether or not she was even looking to talk to anyone, seems like Lorne was hoping to take advantage of her politeness which is exactly what he did.

Last Edit: Sept 17, 2024 13:11:54 GMT -5 by okay sing to me

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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 13:00:20 GMT -5 okay sing to me likes this

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Post by D-Unit on Sept 17, 2024 13:00:20 GMT -5

Sept 17, 2024 12:57:33 GMT -5 okay sing to me said:

lorne_a_20014 (09/17/07 9:24:39 PM): if nobody will talk to you sweetheart you can talk to me........i'm a good guy, i have 2 nieces your age

lorne_a_20014 (09/17/07 10:13:13 PM): has anyone else sent you a message besides me from the chat room?
kayla_princess94 (09/17/07 10:13:32 PM): yeah but i closed em lol
lorne_a_20014 (09/17/07 10:13:36 PM): lol
kayla_princess94 (09/17/07 10:13:47 PM): wat they mean by a purv wats that

So Lorne starts out by doing the decoy a favor and will converse with her since, according to him, no one else was talking to her. Then later asks if she was talking to anyone else. The decoy says she was ignoring the other messages but it seems as though the decoy was talking to other people.

Was Lorne's approach a way to avoid immediate rejection from the decoy? Because it's way more likely he would get declined trying to seek out if the decoy was even interesting in speaking with him as opposed to him being a nice guy and volunteering to talk to someone he believes is being ignored in the chatroom. She hasn't even brought up rather or not she was even looking to talk to anyone, seems like Lorne was hoping to take advantage of her politeness which is exactly what he did.

maybe, but i also think it's part of his future defense, which as we can see as recent as the Cas3y saga, he still clings to that "I were tryin' tuh be nice 'cuz no wun were tawkin to hur..." bullshit

Do I look like a dishonest, dirty person to you?

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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 13:10:30 GMT -5 D-Unit likes this

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Post by okay sing to me on Sept 17, 2024 13:10:30 GMT -5

Sept 17, 2024 12:35:38 GMT -5 D-Unit said:

Sept 17, 2024 12:33:47 GMT -5 okay sing to me said:

Happy Lornt yew so called cawksuckin' peesuhs of sheeyut! Another Hallmark Channel Lornemas is here in it's white trawk. Can't believe it's been 17 years Mahty, for 17 years we have celebrated Lornt and for what? Money, clicks and views.

Day One is so mundane but it really sets the tone. One thing I always forget is that Lorne is basically wearing the same exact outfit on the first day of his chat that he will be wearing a month later when he gets busted by Chris. That get up is really befitting Lorne's pedo character for some reason.

He's one of those people who's just as disgusting on the outside as he is on the inside...

No doubt. I was going to comment on his "smile" and how just smarmy it looks. Even in the low resolution you can see the creep in Lorne. It's just a few minutes into the chat and he's forced his webcam onto the decoy. And that's something I have never understood, Lorne spends more time forcing the interaction with the decoy to get her to view his cam moreso than he is trying to force a conversation.

I have always wonder in that screenshot from Sherry Twist captured of Lorne, is Lorne looking at the chat with Kayla or admiring himself? Lorne comments cameras don't do him so good but never actually gives a reason why Lorne believes he's photogenic in the webcam as opposed to an actual photo taking camera. Probably penis related, I'm sure.

Last Edit: Sept 17, 2024 13:12:31 GMT -5 by okay sing to me

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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 13:14:56 GMT -5

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Post by printo316 on Sept 17, 2024 13:14:56 GMT -5

Sept 17, 2024 12:35:38 GMT -5 D-Unit said:

Sept 17, 2024 12:33:47 GMT -5 okay sing to me said:

Happy Lornt yew so called cawksuckin' peesuhs of sheeyut! Another Hallmark Channel Lornemas is here in it's white trawk. Can't believe it's been 17 years Mahty, for 17 years we have celebrated Lornt and for what? Money, clicks and views.

Day One is so mundane but it really sets the tone. One thing I always forget is that Lorne is basically wearing the same exact outfit on the first day of his chat that he will be wearing a month later when he gets busted by Chris. That get up is really befitting Lorne's pedo character for some reason.

He's one of those people who's just as disgusting on the outside as he is on the inside...

Literally everything about him is nasty. His personality, his looks, the way he talks, the way he thinks. Everything.

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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 13:17:18 GMT -5 President-Elect Breen and printo316 like this

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Post by D-Unit on Sept 17, 2024 13:17:18 GMT -5

Sept 17, 2024 13:14:56 GMT -5 printo316 said:

Sept 17, 2024 12:35:38 GMT -5 D-Unit said:

He's one of those people who's just as disgusting on the outside as he is on the inside...

Literally everything about him is nasty. His personality, his looks, the way he talks, the way he thinks. Everything.

Oh yeah, he's fucking vile. If you said "Unemployed criminal lazy child molesting layabout who lives in a decrepit shack"...Lorne is exactly what I'd picture. Someone said once he looks like a toad that got run over and then re-animated and i think that's a perfect description. With his lopsided deflating head, crooked face, jigsaw teeth, obesity and his body covered in pubic hair. Fucking nasty...

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Lorne, Interrupted Society regular lorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 12:11:53 AM): are you anxious for my penis to be in your vagina now? Posts: 6,091 Favorite predator: Gregory Stewart Favorite episode: Ocean County	Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 13:57:15 GMT -5 via mobile D-Unit and printo316 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lorne, Interrupted on Sept 17, 2024 13:57:15 GMT -5 Sept 17, 2024 12:33:47 GMT -5 okay sing to me said: I always thought his face in this image looked like he just farted and he’s enjoying the smell.
	Last Edit: Sept 17, 2024 13:58:55 GMT -5 by Lorne, Interrupted Ya did, ya dew... GOODBYEEEE!

thesoundofmakeup Decoy Posts: 54	Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 15:10:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thesoundofmakeup on Sept 17, 2024 15:10:48 GMT -5 I wonder how Lorne is celebrating tonight?
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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 15:24:51 GMT -5 via mobile thesoundofmakeup and cornvilleonthecob like this

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Post by chops on Sept 17, 2024 15:24:51 GMT -5

Sept 17, 2024 15:10:48 GMT -5 thesoundofmakeup said:

I wonder how Lorne is celebrating tonight?

Probably enjoying a nice hot cup of weak cawfee and still brooding over how he never got any mac and cheese, deviled eggs or meatballs... "boy doesn't that taste good!"

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Post by Thir-teen? on Sept 17, 2024 15:34:25 GMT -5

kayla_princess94 (09/17/07 10:13:47 PM): wat they mean by a purv wats that

The line that, according to Lorne, justified his talking to Kayla the way that he did, and also why his conviction should have been thrown out.

2 WHIOM IT MAY CONCERN I AAM RIGHTING 2 ASK ITF U COULD TAKE DOWN THE INFORMATION U PUT UP ION YOUR SITE ABOUT ME .I KNOW I MADE A BIG MISATKE BUT BY THE IMFORMATION BEING THERE ITR ALSO HURTS FRENDS AND FAMILY NOT JUST ME.I TASLK ON THE PHON EWITH SOMEONE THAT DOES FEEE WRO KFOR U AND WAS VERY UPFRONT WITH HER.I NEED THE PHONE CALLS ABOUT HATE AND WORSE 2 STOP.I MADE A FIRST ANDLAS TIME MISTAKE.SO IF U COULD PLEASE TAKE THE IMFORMATIOPN DOWN I WOULD APPRECIAITE IT TY STEVE (SR82194)

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Post by D-Unit on Sept 17, 2024 15:39:56 GMT -5

Sept 17, 2024 15:10:48 GMT -5 thesoundofmakeup said:

I wonder how Lorne is celebrating tonight?

Hopefully crying himself to sleep in his shipping container, because his stupid scam to get off probation with his fake child didn't work out.He's a piece of shit.

Last Edit: Sept 18, 2024 6:42:51 GMT -5 by D-Unit

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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 16:42:51 GMT -5

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Post by eric on Sept 17, 2024 16:42:51 GMT -5

Sept 17, 2024 15:34:25 GMT -5 Thir-teen? said:

kayla_princess94 (09/17/07 10:13:47 PM): wat they mean by a purv wats that

The line that, according to Lorne, justified his talking to Kayla the way that he did, and also why his conviction should have been thrown out.

What was his argument behind this?

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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 18:12:02 GMT -5

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Post by pizzadriver on Sept 17, 2024 18:12:02 GMT -5

Sept 17, 2024 15:24:51 GMT -5 chops said:

Sept 17, 2024 15:10:48 GMT -5 thesoundofmakeup said:

I wonder how Lorne is celebrating tonight?

Probably enjoying a nice hot cup of weak cawfee and still brooding over how he never got any mac and cheese, deviled eggs or meatballs... "boy doesn't that taste good!"

I'm at the airport and realized my SIL packed me...a meatball sandwich. Cheers, Lorne!

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Post by SonnyDerekPorter on Sept 17, 2024 18:13:14 GMT -5

OH CAWD! This month draws us together to examine how Lorne became a meme prior to the catfishing sagas. The Holy Lornography is 407 pages across 30 days. Literally the longest out of hundreds of other predator chatlogs. That is more than 10 pages per day. That is how much time this degenerate goblin spent grooming a minor. And then he expected people to believe he didn't mean to dew it.

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Post by D-Unit on Sept 17, 2024 19:59:35 GMT -5

Sept 17, 2024 18:13:14 GMT -5 SonnyDerekPorter said:

OH CAWD! This month draws us together to examine how Lorne became a meme prior to the catfishing sagas. The Holy Lornography is 407 pages across 30 days. Literally the longest out of hundreds of other predator chatlogs. That is more than 10 pages per day. That is how much time this degenerate goblin spent grooming a minor. And then he expected people to believe he didn't mean to dew it.

How many trees had to die for that trash? Lorne's a plague to the earth

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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 17, 2024 21:23:21 GMT -5 bolofsugah and imcommintocornville like this

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Post by skin_on_skin on Sept 17, 2024 21:23:21 GMT -5

Sept 17, 2024 16:09:57 GMT -5 skin_on_skin said:

I regret that Lornt didn't give us with a picture of him sleeping on the floor like a dog. I'll always wish we had that to really solidify how pathetic he was.

Midjourney has helped me right this wrong.

The source image was Lorne's crying mugshot with a prompt of "Man sleeping on the floor of a dirty and empty apartment on a pile of dirty clothes"

Last Edit: Sept 17, 2024 21:26:20 GMT -5 by skin_on_skin

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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 18, 2024 1:46:01 GMT -5 via mobile

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Post by aonla on Sept 18, 2024 1:46:01 GMT -5

I took the chat log from the beginning and he starts grooming her 5 seconds in. Theres no “i dont know how it got turned around-“ bullshit, he was so obviously trying to molest her from the start.

She also mentions how her dad calls her a princess and I feel like any human being with a soul would hear a kid say that and be repulsed at the idea of harm coming to her but Lorne is so giddy and happy to take advantage of her and warp her mind.

Fuck you Lorne you ugly melty face cocksucker you’ll NEVER get off probation.

Happy Lornt 🥳

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Happy first day of Lornt Sept 18, 2024 6:25:10 GMT -5 via mobile

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Post by idontjustchat on Sept 18, 2024 6:25:10 GMT -5

Sept 18, 2024 1:46:01 GMT -5 aonla said:

I took the chat log from the beginning and he starts grooming her 5 seconds in. Theres no “i dont know how it got turned around-“ bullshit, he was so obviously trying to molest her from the start.

She also mentions how her dad calls her a princess and I feel like any human being with a soul would hear a kid say that and be repulsed at the idea of harm coming to her but Lorne is so giddy and happy to take advantage of her and warp her mind.

Fuck you Lorne you ugly melty face cocksucker you’ll NEVER get off probation.

Happy Lornt 🥳

Yeah, I agree. Even if he had disassociated people he chatted to in the chat rooms as just being screen names and not real, the reference to ‘princess’ should make anyone normal stop and think ‘oh yeah, this is a little girl’.

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