ALL TIME favorite call?

Winnie Won’t Stop Dicking Around With Her ReUp Name is the call that got me into Lornography.

I had been lurking here since 2018, but until lockdown I didn’t give a shit about Lornography.

Right in the middle of lockdown Clobber played it on Sundays With CAWD and this I became a Pandemic Lornographer.
www.youtube.com/live/g-IZ91uYQnc?si=mdTFx_Y1KmkLAP1D

Later during lockdown (summer 2020) I was working as a developer contracted to working on features on the Unemployment System of Maine where I found out Lorne was collecting benefits. I got big mad and posted his stupid book on this forum.

You can't beat the Cheffrey call in my opinion.

How we go from the passive aggressive "Chef Jeff must be a helluva guy..." to "HE'S THE ONE THAT FAWKING TAUGHT YEW THAYAT!!!" in 5 minutes is just beautiful. And then it's just nonstop screaming and crying throughout the whole video.

Lorne is like the real life truman show

Throuple Trouble. Jamie beats on him like a wild gorilla. “Rawd knows where the clit is unlike some people on this call.”

At the risk of repeating the same answers - here are some of my favorites excluding what has already been said

The Yancy trilogy - particularly the pre-yancy workout (I cant believe were going threw this shit AGEEIINNN)

A Ring Only For You - maybe not a top ten but I feel it's underrated, has some solid rage and crying and you can never go wrong when Lorne is called out for mooching off the government and his family

Which one was it - Well deserved emotional torment, as the redditors would say, a "slow burn" masterpiece

The Wrecking Bawl trilogy - full-on psycho tard rage bonanza

Brussy juice - disgusting yet hilarious, one of the best of "good mood" Lorne humiliating himself

Epic day of drunkenness - a long one, but the first and last hours of it are great, Winnie absolutely destroys Lorne's evening with Alton and ends with an emotional meltdown

Could probably list even more but these come to mind.

I really love the Willzilla vs King Dolt call. Lorne just repeatedly trying to make Will understand why hes upset and its an hour of circles and circles and circles. Then when Lorne blows up when Will calls his mawm stupid is hilarious

I haven't listened to it in aged but I think it's the Enterprise's red alert sound from Star Trek TNG, which makes it even funnier to me.

The call where Jamie and Cas3y get engaged, it simply destroys Lorne. The Winnie name change from Jail is fun. I think there is one called "everything is Dan" where it's just Winnie talking about how hot Dan is, and even at one point calling him Dan by "accident" that is priceless.

“I don’t think so, bitch” x5

This, paired with “Lorne’s Rager” makes for some hilarious listening…



“SHADDUP WINNIE! SHADDUP! YOU SHUT THE FAWK AWP!!!”

I never cared about Lorne, and I'd been a TCAPper since the days of aol and myspace. I always used to listen to the Jim Klein phone cawls by candid. Then Lorne's Rager came on autoplay at the end of covid (I think), and I was like wtf is this hilarious retardism. Then one of the first Cas3y calls autoplayed next, and the rest is history.