Lorne’s Ears

It could be an unfortunate set of genetics. We have no photos of Lorne's bio dad right? Would love to see that guy. Maybe he's just an uggo like his son. I know the stroke theory isnt new but I do like to entertain it- he looks like serious shit and it isn't like he lives a healthy life.

100%  I think the blue tooth headset was a godsend for Lorne because it helps convey his message of wanting people to believe he's someone that's important.  Before the blue tooth I'll bet it was having a pickup truck full of 2 by 4's in the back was used as visual cues that said Lorne is important, or half ton pick up full of 2 by 4s or as Lorne says "1500 with gway on the bottom" *sniffle* and having it filled with various tools and lumber that he had no clue how to use but the average person doesn't know that.   You will treat him better because you see his truck is full of construction stuff but no more of that because now he has the blue tooth! 

Not only does the bluetooth say Lorne is important but it also says Lorne is better than yew and everyone else in this Circle K because yew don't have one cause no one must really want to phone fawk yew as much or yew'd have one entrenched in your ear wax like I dew!