Lorne's RSO collage

I love when you post these, and as I always say, in less than 20 years, he aged about 45. You can tell the worst is when "Winnie" was talking to him and the most recent one where it appears it's setting in that he's going to be a broke fat loser for life...

those pics look like the 5 stages of grief.......... denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. And for Lorne...who is quite forlorn....he has repeating stages of anger and depression. That last photo looks like he's trying to choke down the acceptance of the fact he's NEVER going to have his idea of the American Dream with the wife and kids and white picket fence. Lorne likes to fancy himself getting up at the crack of dawn to smell the breakfast his "wuhmun" is preparing for him. He gets up and greets his kids...Bunky Jr and Bahbrah.....and jumps into his good ol' reliable USA made pick-em up truck and goes to his jawb. Comes home in time for a well made dinner, some TV time with the fam and then he and the lil missus go and have a romp in the crunchy bed.

Not happening Lorne. Not now. Not ever. Karma is a nasty muthafucka.....sometimes it grinds slowly...but it grinds very, very, finely.

Ill never understand why some bald people dont just shave their entire head

I have a friend who, unfortunately, had male pattern baldness when we were 15 and in high school. He wasn't totally bald yet, but you could tell which direction he was going. 

This man fought the inevitable until he was about 27 and then shaved it all off. He looks SO much better now that it's all gone. 

He looks like an uncle of mine in that picture. He's also an alcoholic but unlike Lorne, he's a good person, is happily married, has two children (both adult now) and three beautiful granddaughters.

The problem is Lorne looks terrible with it shaved too.
Though, if he grew a beard to even it out and hide that weak chin of his, he might actually look sort of normal.

He grows it out because he thinks having a hat on will still play up the illusion that he has a full head of hair.

Great, I’ve suddenly lost my appetite for the iced cream I’m holding. Weird.

I said this last year, his head looks like a slowly deflating basketball...

I never will understand how he thinks he looks younger than he is, and the fact that he repeatedly says this even in blu3boys recent emails video. If I didn’t know who this pedo was and you showed me a picture of him I would honest to god guess he was 65.

When you look at the first one and then the last one right after each other it's startling. I'd actually buy him being 42 in the first one but holy shit he looks close to 80 now.

I remember someone referred to that one as the "GTA Hillbilly NPC"

Also in Feb 2016 and Nov 2017 someone pointed out that he's wearing a potato sack, would you look at the collar on that thing