To Crucible a Predator II

Benedict and Jeremiah's funky monkey?

My matron will take thine movable type and doth dispose of it.

-Thou ist nearly semicentennial in age. Why should thou rely on thy matron for chastisement?!

Thee speak of amorous rite acts with a dog

I do entreat thee, kind gentleman!

Hold fast! Halt! By Jove, show us your hands.

I'm Chris Hansen with dateline NBC and we're doing a st'ry on comput'r predat'rs. Anon, if 't be true th're's aught thee'd liketh to bid us, we're joyous to h're t. If 't be true not, thou art free to walketh out yond doth'r.

What am I to maketh of this?

Didst thee bringeth condoms with thee?


Aye, but I at each moment has't condoms with me

What should'st befall thee?

myself should get the perpetual wink penalty

while he wont be getting the perpetual wink penalty, he doth hast an appointment with the sheriff

I wanted not for her to discover it.
The confection's covering...

It saddens me that "fusty" is not in the current lexicon very much.