Dumbest things said during interrogations

BaldBeaverHunter saying "Are you a counselor too?". Jesus Christ, man, NO ONE IS A COUNSELOR THERE.

And real talk, everything said in an interrogation is dumb because the smart move is not saying anything at all. Of course, I'm glad they do, but they did themselves zero favors.

"Yes John, I'm a counselor here to tell you how to confess to a crime so you can get the maximum sentence in jail."

Nathan Downhour specifically mentioning his box of condoms being "unopened", as if that will change anything

It reminds me of Bill Clinton’s analysis of the word “is” during the Lewinskygate fiasco. “No, I was not acting in the literal sense of present tense, thank you very much. And I’ll just leave it at that.”

And when he murdered Vince Foster, he only ordered it, he didn't pull the trigger.

The Detective could have stated, "sure, I'll get you Marty McAfee from Tennessee." Marty was the guy who defended Jesse Dotson [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNYsgDBRlt8&t=1085s] in his conviction of mass murder of six family members less than a half-year after being released from Prison for murder.  Marty, in this trial, holds a clipboard to remember what he is saying, talks about his children with puzzles during a murder trial, and then says that "The First 48" should be called "Morally Certain," even though many shows overrun the titled 48-hours - all before finally stating that it would be a tragedy if Jesse is convicted since the Police would never solve the case.

90 minutes after deliberations, and Jesse was found guilty.  This  is the guy the Detective should have given Lance, since [https://www.actionnews5.com/story/38600035/grandmother-who-put-kids-in-dog-kennels-is-not-a-monster-lawyer-says/] he once stated how "Grandmother who put kids in dog kennels is not a monster, lawyer says"

Well, Marty went to a small Memphis school called Rhodes Colleges.  Of course, akin to how Michael Patterson went to a different types of Purdue (I screwed up on that one in an earlier post, this is penance), Marty was not a traditional Rhodes scholar (Oxford), although technically, Marty could call himself a Rhodes scholar, meaning went to Rhodes College. 

Hey now... Vince Foster wasn't murdered...he "committed suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of the head", remember?

I can tell you're a therapist..... Analyzing the dumb motherfuckers. 

A mystery we will never solve, but possibly Dmac had tried to meet up with a minor before, like a guilty child he assumed The Dude knew... and somehow tried to spin it into a story where she stalked him.

Anything at all.

I don't understand why these guys don't ask for an attorney as soon as they realize they're part of a police investigation. Nothing they say will help them out (especially after getting their interview recorded with Hansen).

Idk man, I know with the chat logs and the conversation with Hansen their goose is already cooked before they even know it. But still, some of these guys get vastly different sentences thanks to their defense teams. I'm just saying once you do realize you're talking to the police, ask for an attorney. There's not much you can do before that (other than not being a predator). But at some point you know you're talking to a cop and you should just know to ask for an attorney