Post by gorillafacegwen on Jan 20, 2023 17:12:12 GMT -5
This right here is why I don't believe that story. I've always thought it was strange that out of all the things that "bawther" him, he doesn't really react one or the other whenever it's brought up. However he'd immediately throw a bitch-fit and ragequit if you mention mawlly, Melissa, the chat log, or the sting. Sure people may react differently when talking about their sexual abuse, but Lorne doesn't really seem to care about it at all. As he does with everything he tries to dodge the topic but not because it wass a traumatic event in his past, but think it's more likely he can't remember which lie he told and that chimp brain isn't quick enough to come up with another one to make a cohesive story from catfish to catfish. It also doesn't make sense that he would just forget which brother was the offender which is a pretty important detail to have simply forgotten if he was telling the truth. All in all it's complete bs and if anything did happen he was the sucker. Knowing how much of a pathological liar he is it would take some massive evidence for me to believe that story was true.
I agree that Lorne was definitely the sucker. I can’t speak to why he reacts to mention of it the way he does, but I’m sure there’s a reason in there somewhere, one which will never make sense to us because we’re not Lorne Armstrong. There’s obviously a chance that he was lying, and I suppose we’ll never know—but for now, I’m willing to believe it. It would at least partially explain why he’s so fucking depraved. Not EXCUSE, mind you, but explain. At the end of the day, whether it happened or not, he’s still a terrible person.
Interestingly, according to the police crash report from that one time he drove into a fucking house, Roy was the passenger in the car. The first time he told the story to a catfish, he confirmed that it was Roy. Yet the most recent time he talked about it (to either Jamie or Cas3y, can’t remember), he said Paul was with him, not Roy.
As for WHY Lorne does these things, I genuinely have no fucking clue. Maybe he’s retarded. Maybe his memory is failing. Maybe he substitutes the name of whichever brother he hates most at that given moment. Who knows with him? “Why is Lorne doing this?” is the question at the core of all Lornography. 😝
gorillafacegwen this answers your comment also.