Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age...

Lorne, Interrupted
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Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age... Dec 8, 2022 2:57:42 GMT -5 wolfknight30, itshothowcome, and 3 more like this

Post by Lorne, Interrupted on Dec 8, 2022 2:57:42 GMT -5

So, who looks worse at the 52-53 age range...

It's a tough call, but I hate to say it: Lorne actually looks better than Creed from The Office James Wiles...

All things considered, this is like comparing a shit sandwich with a turd sundae.

Last Edit: Dec 8, 2022 3:02:33 GMT -5 by Lorne, Interrupted

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Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age... Dec 8, 2022 3:12:24 GMT -5 wolfknight30, TallNotDreamyDoc, and 3 more like this

Post by Aphelion on Dec 8, 2022 3:12:24 GMT -5

Lorne looks at least 10+ years older than his age, but hambubger legit looked like a reanimated corpse. I still laugh when I see the sting footage of hambubger slowly shuffling up the porch like a zombie.

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Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age... Dec 8, 2022 4:03:12 GMT -5 TallNotDreamyDoc, Sigmund, and 6 more like this

Post by Lorne, Interrupted on Dec 8, 2022 4:03:12 GMT -5

Dec 8, 2022 3:12:24 GMT -5 Aphelion said:

Lorne looks at least 10+ years older than his age, but hambubger legit looked like a reanimated corpse. I still laugh when I see the sting footage of hambubger slowly shuffling up the porch like a zombie.

I always laugh when he struggles to get his rotting corpse through the door.

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Last Edit: Dec 8, 2022 4:05:51 GMT -5 by Lorne, Interrupted

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chunnels12000 TCAP addict brb, need coffee Posts: 2,295 Youtube channel:: Why would I ever sign that? HvP or Tcap: Both Favorite episode: NJ	Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age... Dec 8, 2022 4:55:46 GMT -5 via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chunnels12000 on Dec 8, 2022 4:55:46 GMT -5 I have honestly never seen someone who's aged as bad as Hambubger, he looked about 70 during the sting. In my opinion Lorne looks like someone in their mid to late 50s.
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Spy Ultramember Posts: 4,754	Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age... Dec 8, 2022 5:06:44 GMT -5 via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spy on Dec 8, 2022 5:06:44 GMT -5 That's actually a relatively good picture of Hambubger.

The Notorious MOAB Supermember 18% Posts: 4,204	Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age... Dec 8, 2022 7:15:06 GMT -5 via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Notorious MOAB on Dec 8, 2022 7:15:06 GMT -5 Looke wise it's about the same but Hamburger lurched around like he was straight out of Weekend At Bernie's 2.

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Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age... Dec 8, 2022 9:35:27 GMT -5 D-Unit and RoyisMyBossBabeNattyDaddy like this

Post by Archvile the 87th on Dec 8, 2022 9:35:27 GMT -5

Dec 8, 2022 3:12:24 GMT -5 Aphelion said:

Lorne looks at least 10+ years older than his age, but hambubger legit looked like a reanimated corpse. I still laugh when I see the sting footage of hambubger slowly shuffling up the porch like a zombie.

I once took a glance at the other chomos in the Cornville area, and the ones that were around 60 didn't look older than Loren...

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Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age... Dec 8, 2022 10:05:02 GMT -5 via mobile David James and D-Unit like this

Post by awwjeeez on Dec 8, 2022 10:05:02 GMT -5

I’d say that Lorne and ‘Bub were probably around equal prior to ‘Bub’s 18 wheeler accident. Lorne’s just a wreck away from being all crippled up like Wiles was at the time of his arrest.

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Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age... Dec 8, 2022 10:45:11 GMT -5 Cornville Cryptid, awwjeeez, and 2 more like this

Post by D-Unit on Dec 8, 2022 10:45:11 GMT -5

Dec 8, 2022 10:05:02 GMT -5 awwjeeez said:

I’d say that Lorne and ‘Bub were probably around equal prior to ‘Bub’s 18 wheeler accident. Lorne’s just a wreck away from being all crippled up like Wiles was at the time of his arrest.

Man, can you imagine? He'd be limping around his trailer naked...

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RoyisMyBossBabeNattyDaddy HvP Loverboi B-O-I 25% Neil and Ashley Wiley are pizzaschit Posts: 805	Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age... Dec 8, 2022 13:12:13 GMT -5 via mobile D-Unit likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RoyisMyBossBabeNattyDaddy on Dec 8, 2022 13:12:13 GMT -5 The only difference between them is that Lorne is fat, like really, really REALLY fat.
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Arthur Sadsack Ultramember I never even meanta do it Posts: 4,623 Favorite predator: Hambubger Favorite episode: Murphy	Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age... Dec 9, 2022 13:04:19 GMT -5 via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Arthur Sadsack on Dec 9, 2022 13:04:19 GMT -5 Hambubger was fat at one point, weighing 230 at 6'1". I'm pretty portly at 6'4" and 225, but maybe he carried it better
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Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age... Dec 9, 2022 19:23:16 GMT -5 via mobile Tixxx Tixxx and D-Unit like this

Post by Lorne, Interrupted on Dec 9, 2022 19:23:16 GMT -5

Dec 9, 2022 17:43:00 GMT -5 D-Unit said:

Those 2 pics are horrifying. They look like He-Man villains

It's two of Skeletor's lesser known henchmen: Crypt-Walker and Saggy-Face!

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Lorne is only one year removed from Hambubger's Sting age...

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