Sundays with Cawd…

lol, he's still doing those?

Is his audio still very, very low and the phone calls/stuper-chats very, very loud?

The last several weeks have been totally fine imo (I can't stand the seemingly endemic lack of basic tech skills in this community either... funny people but god damn, do some prep so you don't sound like shit! I enjoyed tonight's Bapsty stream, but as usual her host/caller balance was fucked reet up).

Liked this one a lot. The first hour is punishingly boring (as RB himself cheerfully notes ), with heaping slabs of sheet-rawk and teardown howse tawk, and a bizarre but nonetheless flatlined revelation of Aunt Sharon's ex-husband bein' a fawkin queeyah! (but still tight with Lorne and other family members - tight enough to get in on the teardown howse action with some coveted marble countertawps!)

Then at approximately 1hr, MJ is brought up, and he goes full turbocuck. I actually like sheet-rawk Lorne when he's got a decent foil to play off... you really get the full image of how simultaneously dogshit-dull and astonishingly adolescent this creep is. 

I am really dying to see exactly what this is going to be I got a feeling it's going to be something really good.
Since blue seems to have tons of video footage, maybe he's putting together a monster.

Anyway I think these final calls in the robot Jamie relationship part 1 where all all pretty good.

I mean of course parts of it are going to be boring. 87 is a pathetic, boring loser.
But when you look into it it's interesting to see how each of the calls in the final month or so, when they are supposedly broken up and she has said over and over again she only wants to be friends, when the new day dawns and they start to talk on the phone he acts as if it never happened and they're still together.
This call is yet another great example of it it's also another great example of the fact that 87 never changes. Not even the slightest bit.

Listen to his reaction when she says to him in a very adult manner ....
"The spark is gone and it has been for quite some time. I think that we should go on just as friends." of course it's extremely predictable.
It's the same thing he's done every other time.
But it's really something to see how quickly he becomes nasty, vile, and vindictive with the things he says.
Once again he proves that he has no respect for women and the only interest he ever has when it comes to a woman is sex.
When he realizes that's off the table, you can hear in his voice that he's not trying to be hurtful as much as he truly doesn't understand why she thinks he would waste his time speaking to her if there is no chance of him fucking her.
It's the same as it was with Debbie.
his tone of voice betrays his true thoughts constantly. In my opinion this is the best of all the catfish relationships my only remark about it would be that she doesn't call him out on his pedophilia or his chatlog enough.
In fact it never seems to come up.
But the ending of this call and the final burn she hits him with in this relationship makes up for it.
It comes outta left field , it's a down goes Frazier moment and hopefully since it was rarely disgust throughout their relationship but it's the final words that she said to him it will make him realize or at least it would make him realize at that moment that he will never get away from what he did

Wow I just listened to that part, and holy shit he's such an asshole. You summarized it perfectly already, but he's incapable of taking any responsibility whatsoever, and he just lashes out when things don't go his way. I was laughing at first when he started raging, but I was definitely getting angry as it continued. This dude is legitimately lucky that he lives in the middle of nowhere, if he screamed like this to anybody's sister/daughter then he probably would've gotten stomped out already.

Can you imagine the rage that was going down in that trailer after she hit him with that?

There's no way he can keep affording the internet and the monitoring stuff, he will be off there soon (if he isn't already).  But yeah, to your original point, that's nothing new, remember, he was sleeping on the floor and didn't have the money to buy a lamp to properly illuminate his penis when he was talking to Kayla

I, literally, fell asleep trying to listen to the call the first time.

I have to say this for Lorne The Raconteur: it takes a truly exceptional individual to make something as primally horrifying as a struggle for air tedious. Taken Abroad's best feature is it reading like an unknowing Manifesto For The Lifetime Supervision Of Lorne L. Armstrong; but a close second is its astonishing, Wiseau-calibre accidental farce.

It's poetic. An attention-whoring NPD chomo con-man with idle dreams of "making it big" gets five years for indulging his worst vices - succeeding only in making his cellies Bad Bubba and Horny Jose's waistlines big, buying their food and doing their chores, terrified at the alternative of making their members big with his runty cheeks. He returns to society to find he has become an online laughingstock par excellence, yet he cannot deliberately (let alone profitably) entertain a single soul to save his worthless hide. And so he remains - his music, his books, his myriad theses on The Way Things Oughta Be providing endless entertainment to his flock, even e-fame and fortune to the most prominent among them, to absolute utter fuck-all in return. 

Were I tasked with writing Lorne's biography, I think I'd call it "The Entertainer." 

I personally like "Stupid to Do That: The Lorne Armstrong Story" 

He's such an old man.

He looks like an old man, he sounds like an old man, he laughs like an old man, he drones on and on like an old man...

50 years old is far from elderly in context to a full lifetime (there's 50+ year olds still running marathons), but Lorne is as exciting to listen to as a decrepid old man in hospice.

Like Heelborne says, his life is so boring that he has to talk about what his family members do because he doesn't do anything. He doesn't go out to social settings, he has no friends, no social interactions beyond going to the store and he doesn't do shit as far as active hobbies.

The Catfish (especially Winnie) aged him like 20 years, you can see it in his RSO timeline photos.  But, like others have said, couldn't happen to a nicer guy.  HE's a fucking awful person, no redeeming qualities: He's bald, he's fat, he's manipulative, he's lazy, he's a thief, he has an ego for some reason that he's this handsome guy who's a real catch,he's a criminal, he's an abuser, he's a mooch, whenever he demands the Robot name "one good thing about me", there isn't.  It's not like he had a tough time and fell into bad habits, his whole life has been a tapestry of screwing people over, not working, going to prison and making excuses for his actions.  So yeah, he's "old" and hopefully won't be around much longer.  As much as I love the catfish stuff, if he finally dropped dead, I don't think anyone on here, or anywhere else, even his family, would be too upset.