Lorne Q&A Thread

By no means do I consider Lorne a paragon of fashion, but those fucking shoes he was wearing on the show were especially hideous, up there IMO with HardChuck's Cali map T and Benoff's Señor Frog's T. Not quite Gerald White or Thomas Coffin level for bad style, but pretty damn close. Does anyone know what brand/style the shoes were?

Will Lorne get his ass smacked this time in prison?

Given Lorne lies about everything: What question caused him to fail the polygraph?

Because he was kicked out for lying in the free class for he’d been taking for the past 7 years and they don’t want him back. So he had to find an alternative class that would take him, and the one he found requires out of pocket payment.

The great thing is, this new place (if I recall correctly) requires cash upfront, so Lorne won’t be able to get away with just not paying and racking up a debt as he normally does.

I didn't remember the part about falling asleep mid-coitus. How does that shit happen too? I could just see him being mid thrust and start to get sleepy. I imagine he would go limp and slide out long before he actually drifted off to dreamland. With poor 105lb Kayla pinned underneath him. I have been doing the old back rub deal whilst laying horizontal and just passed out. Actually she passed out first and I just said "fuck it" and went to sleep. But I'll bet if Kayla fell asleep at any point then Lorne would just take his Cawd given liberties and assault her to add to her nightmares. The other thing that fascinates me is the road head aspect. Again something I will never experience and I doubt I would ever want to. And I don't have chimpanzee arms to reach down and finger a fun hole so again, Lorne has wild fantasies.

Me: 5'6

Her: 6'7

There are laws of physics that would have to be broken. I'm not taking any chances.

No, it wasn't that gore site. I will refrain from naming it as I'm finding the internet is a very small place. But not to change the subject or beat the point to death, I just wanted to point out some of the dangers of things like this. We are on a forum dedicated to people that used the internet for a crime after all. We think we are like minded people but can you really trust some others completely? That was the first site I was a member of a forum on. It began just by people posting pics of traffic accidents and executions. Then as people began to interact with each other things got really weird. Too much very personal stuff. Then for some reason people started to attack each other. I do not know why. There were threats and DOS attacks and such. Even someone found the personal website of another members spouse that sold jewelry on line. This site had a picture of their kid posing with some of the jewelry. This person copied the pic and photshopped it with a bullet hole in the kids head and posted it to the forum. All over an online beef. Of course there were some people that used it as a dating site too and came clear across the country to hook up. Even someone that came from England to Texas for a hookup. I found out way more than I really wanted to know about people. And it all started with a bunch of folks that liked looking at pictures of traffic accidents. The next site I was a member of was just a fan fic site. It was cool until I picked up my very own aggressive stalker. (Who I still fear to this day.) I'm a friendly guy and like to converse and share but not to the extent I have to fear someone showing up at my house or spread my picture all over the net photoshopped in a compromising situation. The people I have interacted with on here on a personal level have all been really nice and professional. I doubt I would want them to babysit but I'm not in the habit of making enemies and I don't think I have anything to fear at this point. I was even a supporter of NT to almost the end because I hated it when people would target him in the comments of his videos soley because of his accent or how he would obsess about every little detail. I began to dislike him not soley because of his interview fraud but because of the extent he would go to in making someone's life hell.