But, "Don't yell at me, I'm sensitive!"? He should have put "Waaayle... yell at me why dontcha!"
I was thinking the exact same thing. I mean, I still wouldn't shell out money for anything he sold, but it would at least be funny if he used one of his well-known quotes.
He always factors in a ridiculous amount of profit for everything he sells. I'm sure I could go to a mall and have a "Wayell, yell at me whydontcha" T-shirt with his mugshot on it printed for like fifteen bucks. If it weren't for his sex offender restrictions, he could probably make a substantial amount of money selling autographed Mr. Penis Clone-a-Willys.
This guy is zero for LIFE in anything he's done. He's never peaked because he's never actually succeeded at anything. A job, a business, relationships, dreams... Even a broken watch is right twice a day, unless that watch is owned by Lorne...a Natural Born Loser.
Last Edit: Apr 27, 2017 21:32:38 GMT -5 by Deleted
Post by Yahoo Police on Apr 27, 2017 23:17:59 GMT -5
He's selling his shirts in Malaysian currency. The 39.95 shirt evens out to about $9.19 US.
I don't see anywhere about shipping so maybe he included that in the price? Then I'm sure paypal takes a cut of the money. And the shirts cost something to have produced. If we all bought a bunch of shirts, Lorne would go bankrupt on this get rich quick scheme.
How can I promote someone I never had lots of sex with? - JPW
One thing I noticed in Lorne's shirt store is that the "About Me" section is suspiciously void of any content. I wonder why that is?
I love how the About Me page has 3 sections labeled:
My background : Tell people where you're from and what you do. The real me : Share your personality — what are you known for? Things I love : List a few of your favorite things or activities.
If anyone ever hacks his account, that About Me section will become an absolute shit show.
A serious question for any legal minds, is Lorne attempting to profit from his crime and hence violating the Son of Sam laws?
Just like with everything, Lorne is a fuck up. He can't even design a tshirt properly.
This.
I wonder if the reason he isn't using his lines from TCAP is because of the Son of Sam laws
With his eBay crap, his "reality shows", and trying to sell his music and t-shirts, you can tell he's trying to sell a brand. Even if it the brand is based upon child sex crimes and fraud because if you didn't know the sordid shit about him, why the hell would you even go to his channel or storefronts?
He's selling his shirts in Malaysian currency. The 39.95 shirt evens out to about $9.19 US.
I don't see anywhere about shipping so maybe he included that in the price? Then I'm sure paypal takes a cut of the money. And the shirts cost something to have produced. If we all bought a bunch of shirts, Lorne would go bankrupt on this get rich quick scheme.
He would then try to sue the T-shirt shop and PayPal for FOURTY MILLION DOLLARS! 🙄
Post by Hansen vs. Food on Apr 28, 2017 4:38:23 GMT -5
This looks like a bootleg Lorne shirt, the sort of thing you'd see in the late '90s with stuff like, "I want to see the money!" or "Is that your final response?" written on it.
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